idiot bird

call me bird, she/her, 20

[hludanaz]

About me!

Bird, She/her, Autistic and Adhd 

My interests are strange and change sporadically. Still unlearning cringe culture

I adore parrots and all other species of birds! 

[permanenteclipse]

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of

[orcboxer]

I mean if you're stranded at sea and you do kill a seagull with a golf ball and it lands on the deck and you don't have any water you COULD drink its blood for hydration but you run the risk of losing more water if it makes you too nauseous, and you would get more hydrated just eating the meat. If has bird flu you're fucked tho.

[orcboxer]

of course any sailor could tell you "don't kill a seagull it's bad luck" but personally if a sailor told me that while I hucked another wilson soft at a screaming airborne beach menace I would probably not handle the advice too well. I would most likely not take it with a lot of patience if I'm being fully honest

[lokaror]

Id use my fantastic machine that turns blood into water.

[orcboxer]

it's always the fantastic blood machine with this guy

[ziggystarling]

I downloaded an app on my phone to remove backgrounds and after removing the background of this pic of Bowie it showed me a bunch of templates I could put the image in. Losing my shit rn

[ziggystarling]

[bob-artist]

Bittern at the grocery store

[sparkly-heretic]

A very elegant crime.

(edit: my partner just pointed out that maybe the bittern is going to pay, and that's a good point)

[bob-artist]

Don't worry, his disguise was flawless and he got away with his snack :)

[gryffon]

[teaboot]

YELLOW-SHAFTED NORTHERN FLICKER MY BELOVED ANGEL

[i-give-you-a-fish]

See him shmoove

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[its-a-beautful-day]

See them jousting

[homeofhousechickens]

So cute, I love it!

[tvlandofficiall]

collect my rudinns...

[ammnontet]

the killer

[i-enact-postvore]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[loveshoplifter]

same but it's black people

[i-enact-postvore]

That's right

[kaekolormore]

doodling my special sweeties rudinn and floradinn

[mimikabii]

floradinn and co.

[penumbraphantism]

[ghostmanred]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUAUAUUAAUUAUAUAUAUAUAUAAGAUAGAAUHAUAGUAHAAHGAUHAHAGAUAGAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[spookeex]

their happiness and hope for life will cut through the darkness

[ramsay74]

little chudling awwww