hlvrai-headcanonz

silly headcanon blog for HL(2)VRAI!!!

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HAI!!!! HEWO!!!

welcome to the HLVRAI headcanons blog!!!

mod is @the-going-down-system we are a system and we're pretty sure we're endogenic??? idk

rules:

no syscourse

no nsfw please!!! keep that to yourselves!!

no transphobia/homophobia, racism, nor ablism unless youre headcanoning characters as them (idk why you would wanna but ight).

all hc's that have heavy content gotta have a warning first!!

no harassing people about their headcanons pls.

please dont badmouth rtvs nor talk about drama idgaf about that stuff.

you can ask me things and stuff too!!! like putting my own headcanons and stuff!!! maybe!!!

atlaslovesedm said it best but please don't ask me for donations and stuff i barely have any money and i don't like talking about politics and current events.

also no proshipping and stuff like that

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dr. Breen will unfortunately deploy deadly neUrotoxin on the whole of city 17s because he doesn't likd gofdon

aw man

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Christopher has several piercings he did himself but a lot of them are scarred over and closed due to infections.

dumbass/silly

why didn't he just get the

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even if its never confirmed in canon addi hivemind will always be real to ME. hes every npc... the implications......

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Christopher, the master of the wok, i believe in it

like the cooking

yrah

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can we also submit headcanons about aus, like y2kvr and stuff?

uhhh sure

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yoe. i rembered this blog exists

we accept hl2vrai stuff

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imagine. he/they dr coomer. but in the plural way. as in he so many.

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benrey actually sucks absolute shit at video games and gordon makes fun of him for it when they play together

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🎁/👑 Anon ^^ Been a while (cuz of college) Gordon likes boba drinks and would shoot boba through the straw. Benrey likes the boba, gets a cup of just that, and loudly chews it.

hell yeah

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Bubby regularly shits on the rest of the team(canon except for maybe tommy) but if anyone else does it he gets pissed off

yeah

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@grtv you are so right

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gordon would be really bad at bowling but would have like special bowling shoes and a whole outfit and would do all the twirls and flourishes and stuff. but still 90% would be gutter balls

this ones been sitting in the inbox for a really long while

like

several months

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tommy has a plushie collection

he 100% does

also hey we havent posted anything in a while (we went through several arcs)

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Tommy can tell different brands of orange and lemon-lime sodas by taste. Give him a glass and he'd figure out it's Fanta. -🎁/👑

he should drink more soda

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do you think tommy as an orphan didnt actually know when his birthday was before getting surprise adopted at 36

dude thought he was 1 years old before being adopted by gman/silly

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i think benrey has weird hands. 4 fingers on each including thumbs and his thumbs are clubbed <- projecting abt the thumbs part

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