Save me from school hell

Personal/Reblog blog. Posts here are all queued. Spoilers are tagged "spoilers". Art (Main) Blog / Twitter

[unbotheredmuse]

[hazystars]

you forgot the best part tho

(via @butchmuppet)

[chilewithcarnage]

no lie, the second half of this post really helped me put a different perspective on my life and greatly the decreased the anxiety i have about my life to come

[albertnatural]

tried to explain anime girl hair vents to my brothers and they didn’t get what i was talking about. i really am old now.

[albertnatural]

@rockbusted

[legalizegayweed]

[regionalatbest]

i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is

[mini-golf-champion]

I saw this and remembered that I had this thread saved in a folder and figured this would be a good time to bring it out

[matriarchyuzi-deactivated202508]

READ THE WHOLE THING. I cannot garuntee that you will be pleased, but I can guarantee that it is one HELL of a rollercoaster.

[cherryboyriot2-deactivated20251]

One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x

[bestof-tiktok]

[soulsearcher33]

Out of all the times i’ve seen this I never paid this any attention until now. WHERE IN THE WORLD DID THE THE GUY WITH TWO DIFFERENT SOCKS ON GO?? HE JUMPED IN THE AIR AND DISSAPEARED????????

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

The guy in the black socks knees bend right as the guy with two different socks jumps and disappears... I think he picked him up and ran out of the room 😭

[trans-shepard]

Just like in scooby doo

[shadow27]

[witchofprose-deactivated2020041]

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[untitled12573]

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

[knitmeapony]

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

[theprofessional-amateur]

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

[brucebocchi]

today the miami dolphins punter accidentally kicked a ball directly into his teammate’s ass

[orcboxer]

[thischick25]

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[blumineck]

There are a lot of great educators out there, but too many people just critique without actually considering why it's like that.

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[picckl]

1 am thinking abt the triassic cuddle once again and getting sad. The Thrinaxodon was in a torpor and wouldn’t have woken up before it drowned in the rain. The Broomistega was badly injured and dying. Neither of them ever actually knew each other but their last moments are curled up together and immortalized in stone Hggggm

[picckl]

The fossilised burrow they were found in cant be opened or it will ruin the bones so scientists can only X-ray scan it for images. They literally cannot be separated without destroying their remains they will sleep in there forever together ( <——-is so normal abt this)

[jaubaius]

[nabi3000]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

[hogmilked]

[roirence]

chúc mừng năm mới~

Kofi / Twitter

[zephyrine-gale]

i love your art so much!!! thank you for drawing kazuscara <3 they look so pretty in your style

thank you!! I hope I can do them both justice with the comic :> also bonus meme page because I put my color guides in blank spaces and this one made kazuha sound like a freak cryptid lmao

[redstonedust]

it sucks that masks weren't already common in most of the world bc now ppl associate them so heavily with covid 19 and assume if ur wearing one then you must be super paranoid about that specific disease. like yeah i don't want to catch covid but i don't want most things that float around on public transport. also i like having a warm face. also it makes me look cool. maybe i just want the kakashi appeal. what's so wrong abt that.

[memewhore]

[eisenvulcanstein]

@kedreeva

[teratocybernetics]

https://twitter.com/melissatyndall/status/1605768455801786368

[kholran]

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

[beggars-opera]

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

[beggars-opera]

[yurimom]

this is really just my favorite tiktok

[unclefather]

there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now

[chaosthedemon]

how dare you hide this in the notes