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Color Me Curious
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The Stonewall Inn
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EXPECTATIONS
Mike Driver
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shark vs the universe
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Cosmic Funnies
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@hn-tristitia
I hear explosions outside.
I stand up from my bed.
I walk toward my window.
I look to the sky.
I see fireworks launched by my neighbours.
I open the window.
My neighbours are singing the Star Spangled Banner.
In their garden, little American flags in their bands.
You don’t see anything weird, do you ?
Well I’ll tell you.
I’m french.
And I’m in fucking France right now.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
The ultimate battle to the death!
Spartan Alcoholic vs the Green Knight of Diabetes
Sir Diabetes of Dialyses will win
@crankyda3rd
They don’t stand a chance against Amazon Prime.
Amazon prime as entered the ring to fight the survivor.
The winner of the Amazon prime fit will battle the raining champion! Bud light samurai!
THE NATTY ICE BESERKER FIGHTS TILL DEATH OR VALHALLA
Go back to the gym broskie …. Robert Downingbrews is here.
This would be so cool if it wasnt a bunch of shitty beers
You disrespect my brewskie bretherin! You shall pay with your life!
You may try
Don’t make me start a civil war over this.
None can compare to the mighty Tim Horton Knight
Box,,, man.
extremely good post
Wow Nintendo Labo looks great
There is no physical evidence to say that today is Wednesday, we all just have to trust that someone has kept count since the first one ever.
You don’t realize how long a minute is until you start doing planks. You also don’t realize how fast a minute is until you’re waiting for your next set.
THIS IS FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN
reblogging to fuck with someone else.
I thought my phone fucked up
I THOUGHT THIS FUCKING SITE BROKE AGAIN
What the fuck
Bruh STAAAHHPP
Chaotic evil
It’s been 3 years and my eyes are still the one speaking when my mouth can’t explain how things made my heart broken...
At that point in life:
When I burn myself while keeping my friends warm.
Your Birthday is your Diner Designation:
January - Pancake
February - Booth
March - Egg
April - Burger
May - Bacon
June - Waffle
July - Syrup
August - Omellete
September - Coffee
October - Toast
November – Skillet
December - Milkshake
1-5 - Destroyer
6-10 - Protector
11-15 – Genius
16-20 - Dragon
21-25 - Magician
26-31 - Whisperer
Syrup Genius
Skillet genius
IBurger Magician
Coffee magician!
Skillet dragon :)
Coffee whisperer~
Syrup Destroyer
Coffee protector
Sequoia National Park, CA 20180218
swear words are illegal now. if you say one you’ll be fined.
heck
you’re on thin fucking ice
oh no
From now on if anyone asks me why I am randomly sad…instead of saying “I don’t know” or something I’m going to look them dead straight in the eyes and say “I’ve been assigned to mourn the death of a stranger” and just walk away
Holy shit
Good to know there’s a worthwhile reason behind it
Wait so what if I just feel sad all the time?
this bitch empty
YEET
Chaotic Good brother.
this was a real show
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
This post is a journey
1 Reblog = 1 Respect
I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN where’s the lie
Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.
Reblogging for that last exchange.
@shanastoryteller
