Not dead yet

Ghost type researcher and collapsing fool.

[hoard-leader]

CURRENTLY: fucking resting lol

Not stupid enough to put my real name on the internet.

Pandora, Dead man walking.

que user

Also EXTREMELY haunted.

Ghost type researcher, I specialize in unique behavioral changes and passive effects.

i dont do battles unless with my family or close friends, but i do technically have a team in the traditional sense

Spectur: haunter, servicemon, crowd and lone-travel safe. Definitely bigger than a haunter should be but not technically an alpha Pokemon. (Thankfully)

Goober: Reuniclus, still getting used to having hands, currently working on finer motor skills (not breaking everything he grabs) and not unleashing a bomb on my psyche because of his stronger telepathy from evolving

Hidi: Gardevoir, yes i know the internet stereotypes. I will not tolerate Any inappropriate comments, i will delete them on sight.

THE HOARD: large collection of shuppet that follow me around at just about any point in time. They are wild shuppet. I do not control the shuppet. Please do not feed the shuppet. Please do not try to catch the shuppet.

tags:

Shupdate: updates on the shuppet hoard, new developments, eggs, etc.

new hatches: when the eggs hatch and the little ones are figuring out being alive. Usually theyre doing it poorly and doing some of the most insane things ive ever seen

The Banette: one shuppet decided to evolve in the corner of my house. Currently not an issue but it is still not technically my pokemon, im hoping some training can be done to at least ensure no random trainer, or myself, gets cursed

Spectur: posts involving my boy

Hidi: posts involving my girl

Goober: posts involving my creature

The hoard: hoard posting that isnt shupdates

[hoard-leader]

”your team is so physically intimidating it’s obviously a little scary to everyone. My team isnt scary i dont know what youre talking about”

DUDE AT LEAST MY TEAM DONT LOOK LIKE THEYRE ABOUT TO JUMP PEOPLE?????

THAT WAS TERRIFYING

[hoard-leader]

Spectur finally let me through.

yes.

It did take hours.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

sleepy....

sometimes if i'm having a really bad day i'll just sleep through it. sometimes in a medication assisted way. but then i also feel like that time has been stolen from me and it slips away so fast

lmao its probably the painkillers talking i'm finea s long as i dont think about it ever im not alloerf to think about it

[hoard-leader]

time sleeping is not time wasted

If sleeping is something that assists you on the occasional really bad day, it is something that helps.

not to mention that sleeping helps your body at well.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

false. that time IS stolen from me and i deserve to be upset about the fact that i'm falling behind.

[hoard-leader]

Iit iss no t

fu kc

oone mminute

sllepp inn the meanntime

[hoard-leader]

apologies.

you of course can ebe upset about it. Upset that you may be falling behind

but no time is stolen via your own actions, you are living and you have more time than you think

[gotta-pet-em-all]

I'm aware that my life expectancy gives me a good fifty or so more years, yes. But this is my body and I reserve the right to get pissed at it and frame it however I like. I didn't ask for this, I had no autonomy in this, it was taken from me by forces outside of my control.

Do not try to take even that much away from me.

[hoard-leader]

Brother here, hes a fucking hypocritic.

he has pushed his body so far that hes worsened his conditions over a refusal to sleep and “waste time”

Get pissed

Get angry

bite someone

life isnt fair and you should get mad at it. But dont overwork yourself to spite it. Please.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

bruh

i mean i have bitten a lot of people. it makes dentist visits a hassle because it's always "hey do you want that snaggletooth fixed" and "yeah we gotta send your updated records to the police for them to have on file"

i don't think that destroying myself is that spiteful, though. isn't that what they want? i'm either the pitiful crip in bed or the inspirational one working herself to death. i don't want to be either. isn't the most spiteful thing in the world to find joy even if i have to do it with hands raw and teeth bloody, to love anyways, to feel?

[hoard-leader]

oh shit you gotta snaggle? Same here, wish i could get a clear photo my teeth are WEIRD.

But yeah dentist visits get weird when you bite…

Some people seem to think that forcing themselves through harm is a good way to have spite, its a genuine warning. find your way to be happy, find your way to break the usual if you need to.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

oh no i bit people because i was a deeply maladjusted child who was too neglected to learn how to interact with people normally and i didn't have a lot of power over my environment. dentist shit is fine, i put on a podcast or something

tbh i think some people claim that it's "spite" when all theyre doing is self destruction to feel in control of something. and like i get it but you gotta try and find healthier coping mechanisms if you can.

[hoard-leader]

I dont mind dentists, i only really ever bit one guy, fuck that guy, but thats because its was either hurt him enough that he was forced to back off and leave me alone or id end up worse than him. But hes gone now so i dont bite anymore.

sometime its for control. Sometimes it just seems necessary. Whatever it is how you cope ends up dictating a lot.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

shit, that sucks. i've been through.... my share of low key medical abuse, won't get into it but i don't think it was ever that bad. dentists have the potential to be really scary

It's like. sometimes it's any port in the storm, yknow? but sometimes the sky is bright and clear and you're like. buddy gtfo of that toxic ass port bc that shit SUCKS and it's wrecking your hull lmao

[hoard-leader]

its kinda hard for me to have medical issues, id need to have been actually taken to the hospital for that. well NOW i go to the doctors obviously, but i can see why dentists could be bad for you, im glad you can go to them now.

The problem with some ports is that you get out of the storm, but then the sky clears and you release there were rocks you just went right over and if you want out you gotta do more damage

[gotta-pet-em-all]

sleepy....

sometimes if i'm having a really bad day i'll just sleep through it. sometimes in a medication assisted way. but then i also feel like that time has been stolen from me and it slips away so fast

lmao its probably the painkillers talking i'm finea s long as i dont think about it ever im not alloerf to think about it

[hoard-leader]

time sleeping is not time wasted

If sleeping is something that assists you on the occasional really bad day, it is something that helps.

not to mention that sleeping helps your body at well.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

false. that time IS stolen from me and i deserve to be upset about the fact that i'm falling behind.

[hoard-leader]

Iit iss no t

fu kc

oone mminute

sllepp inn the meanntime

[hoard-leader]

apologies.

you of course can ebe upset about it. Upset that you may be falling behind

but no time is stolen via your own actions, you are living and you have more time than you think

[gotta-pet-em-all]

I'm aware that my life expectancy gives me a good fifty or so more years, yes. But this is my body and I reserve the right to get pissed at it and frame it however I like. I didn't ask for this, I had no autonomy in this, it was taken from me by forces outside of my control.

Do not try to take even that much away from me.

[hoard-leader]

Brother here, hes a fucking hypocritic.

he has pushed his body so far that hes worsened his conditions over a refusal to sleep and “waste time”

Get pissed

Get angry

bite someone

life isnt fair and you should get mad at it. But dont overwork yourself to spite it. Please.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

bruh

i mean i have bitten a lot of people. it makes dentist visits a hassle because it's always "hey do you want that snaggletooth fixed" and "yeah we gotta send your updated records to the police for them to have on file"

i don't think that destroying myself is that spiteful, though. isn't that what they want? i'm either the pitiful crip in bed or the inspirational one working herself to death. i don't want to be either. isn't the most spiteful thing in the world to find joy even if i have to do it with hands raw and teeth bloody, to love anyways, to feel?

[hoard-leader]

oh shit you gotta snaggle? Same here, wish i could get a clear photo my teeth are WEIRD.

But yeah dentist visits get weird when you bite…

Some people seem to think that forcing themselves through harm is a good way to have spite, its a genuine warning. find your way to be happy, find your way to break the usual if you need to.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

oh no i bit people because i was a deeply maladjusted child who was too neglected to learn how to interact with people normally and i didn't have a lot of power over my environment. dentist shit is fine, i put on a podcast or something

tbh i think some people claim that it's "spite" when all theyre doing is self destruction to feel in control of something. and like i get it but you gotta try and find healthier coping mechanisms if you can.

[hoard-leader]

I dont mind dentists, i only really ever bit one guy, fuck that guy, but thats because its was either hurt him enough that he was forced to back off and leave me alone or id end up worse than him. But hes gone now so i dont bite anymore.

sometime its for control. Sometimes it just seems necessary. Whatever it is how you cope ends up dictating a lot.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

sleepy....

sometimes if i'm having a really bad day i'll just sleep through it. sometimes in a medication assisted way. but then i also feel like that time has been stolen from me and it slips away so fast

lmao its probably the painkillers talking i'm finea s long as i dont think about it ever im not alloerf to think about it

[hoard-leader]

time sleeping is not time wasted

If sleeping is something that assists you on the occasional really bad day, it is something that helps.

not to mention that sleeping helps your body at well.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

false. that time IS stolen from me and i deserve to be upset about the fact that i'm falling behind.

[hoard-leader]

Iit iss no t

fu kc

oone mminute

sllepp inn the meanntime

[hoard-leader]

apologies.

you of course can ebe upset about it. Upset that you may be falling behind

but no time is stolen via your own actions, you are living and you have more time than you think

[gotta-pet-em-all]

I'm aware that my life expectancy gives me a good fifty or so more years, yes. But this is my body and I reserve the right to get pissed at it and frame it however I like. I didn't ask for this, I had no autonomy in this, it was taken from me by forces outside of my control.

Do not try to take even that much away from me.

[hoard-leader]

Brother here, hes a fucking hypocritic.

he has pushed his body so far that hes worsened his conditions over a refusal to sleep and “waste time”

Get pissed

Get angry

bite someone

life isnt fair and you should get mad at it. But dont overwork yourself to spite it. Please.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

bruh

i mean i have bitten a lot of people. it makes dentist visits a hassle because it's always "hey do you want that snaggletooth fixed" and "yeah we gotta send your updated records to the police for them to have on file"

i don't think that destroying myself is that spiteful, though. isn't that what they want? i'm either the pitiful crip in bed or the inspirational one working herself to death. i don't want to be either. isn't the most spiteful thing in the world to find joy even if i have to do it with hands raw and teeth bloody, to love anyways, to feel?

[hoard-leader]

oh shit you gotta snaggle? Same here, wish i could get a clear photo my teeth are WEIRD.

But yeah dentist visits get weird when you bite…

Some people seem to think that forcing themselves through harm is a good way to have spite, its a genuine warning. find your way to be happy, find your way to break the usual if you need to.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

sleepy....

sometimes if i'm having a really bad day i'll just sleep through it. sometimes in a medication assisted way. but then i also feel like that time has been stolen from me and it slips away so fast

lmao its probably the painkillers talking i'm finea s long as i dont think about it ever im not alloerf to think about it

[hoard-leader]

time sleeping is not time wasted

If sleeping is something that assists you on the occasional really bad day, it is something that helps.

not to mention that sleeping helps your body at well.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

false. that time IS stolen from me and i deserve to be upset about the fact that i'm falling behind.

[hoard-leader]

Iit iss no t

fu kc

oone mminute

sllepp inn the meanntime

[hoard-leader]

apologies.

you of course can ebe upset about it. Upset that you may be falling behind

but no time is stolen via your own actions, you are living and you have more time than you think

[gotta-pet-em-all]

I'm aware that my life expectancy gives me a good fifty or so more years, yes. But this is my body and I reserve the right to get pissed at it and frame it however I like. I didn't ask for this, I had no autonomy in this, it was taken from me by forces outside of my control.

Do not try to take even that much away from me.

[hoard-leader]

Brother here, hes a fucking hypocritic.

he has pushed his body so far that hes worsened his conditions over a refusal to sleep and “waste time”

Get pissed

Get angry

bite someone

life isnt fair and you should get mad at it. But dont overwork yourself to spite it. Please.

[hoard-leader]

IM NOT GONNA WAKE HIM UP ASSHOLE I HAVE TO MAKE SURE HES DIDNT STOP BREATHING IN HIS SLEEP

[hoard-leader]

lmao put that loser's sleepy ass to BED

i fuckin did lmaooooo

atill gotta check on him though, he hasnt had a problem like that in.

a long. Time

goobers being a good warning sign though :]

[zagre-today]

Big goomy outside the office today.

[hoard-leader]

Goomy! :D

[peridot-the-photographer]

beans and i looking cool

[peridot-the-photographer]

super cool and majestic scolipede saturday

[hoard-leader]

fuck yeah scolipede!

[hoard-leader]

i took it lmao

[hoard-leader]

im being forced to sleep.

help

[hoard-leader]

i am being forced to stay in bed.

[hoard-leader]

im bettter now.

currently no idea was caused that.

[pure-incense]

I have nothing better to do so I thought I'd make this for fun!

Psychic Type Themed Ask Game!

Hypno - Are you a light sleeper or heavy sleeper? Do you ever have trouble falling asleep?

Alakazam - What is, in your opinion, the best eating utensil?

Slowking - Do you find yourself more of a leader or more of a follower?

Mewtwo - What is your opinion on the master ball?

Girafarig - Do you have any siblings?

Celebi - If you could turn back time to change one single thing, would you? What would you change?

Xatu - Are you able to sit still for long periods of time, or do you just have to keep on moving?

Gardevoir - Is there someone you would do anything for if it meant keeping them safe? If so, who?

Medicham - Do you know any martial arts? Which ones? If you don't, do you want to know one?

Grumpig - Do you like to dance? Are you good at it?

Wynaut - Have you ever made a big decision without thinking too hard? What happened?

Solrock - Are you an Early Bird, a night Noctowl, or a secret 3rd thing?

Metagross - Do you work better alone or in a group?

Deoxys - Do you get sick often? Do you bounce back quickly, or does a common cold knock you out for days?

Chingling - Are you a loud person or quiet person?

Azelf - Are you a very driven person, or do you find yourself with very little motivation?

Cresselia - What's your favourite phase of the moon?

Gothitelle - Do you like star gazing?

Woobat - Do you like reading romance novels or watching romantic movies?

Sigilyph - Are there any important heirlooms in your family? Do you think they're as important as the rest of your family does, or do you not care much?

Elgyem - Sci-Fi or Fantasy? A mix of both?

Reuniclus - Do you like physical touch, or do you prefer to keep your distance?

Melloetta - What is your favourite song?

Espurr - What is something that makes you unreasonably upset?

Malamar - Do you like doing things conventionally, or do you think outside the box?

Hoopa - If you could visit anywhere in the world without having to worry about money or travel time, where would you go?

Delphox - In your opinion, would being able to see the future be a blessing or a curse?

Alolan Raichu - Pancakes or Waffles?

Bruxish - Do you like wearing brighter colours or do you prefer darker ones?

Oranguru - Do you prefer battles of strength or battles of wits?

Hatterene - Do you often find yourself bottling up your emotions, or do you let yourself experience them as they happen?

Indeedee - Do you see yourself as a helpful person?

Wyrdeer - Do you have any pokemon that you can ride? Have you ridden any in the past?

Calyrex - What's your favourite equine pokemon? (Rapidash, Mudsdale, Zebstrike, etc.)

Espathra - Are you a fast runner?

Rabsca - What is a trend you really think should be revived?

Remember to send an ask to whoever you reblog this from!