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Brother Luke, Are You Okay?

[bellabell121]

I can’t wait to get married

because it’s like a sleepover

every night with your best

friend.

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

YOU CAN’T BEAT THIS SHIT

[d-exclamation]

And my new favorite:

[just-skyrim-things]

[lilmissvirgo-deactivated2022070]

[stupidcoffeebaby]

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

[unclefather]

[thebootydiaries]

you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake

me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian chants, refers to my classmates as “brethren” out of respect): whom?

[peepthehooror]

u sound like a virgin

[thebootydiaries]

u better take that back…….hooo boy im getting heated……freaking take it back…im seriou,s dude….ooh hoooo i swear take that back…….

[stability]

[amrice]

i seriously feel called out

[straightwhiteboystexting]

[klubbhead]

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Fucking nuked from orbit

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

BBQ

blease be quiet

[just-cat-memes]

[pussylipgloss]

me and strawberry lemonade svedka

[qoa]

me with patron silver tbh

[bangays]

tbh strawberitas

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meladoodle)

[academicssay]

[opallbeifong]

How could I possibly choose

[localstarboy]

[mysharona1987]

[australiansanta]

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies