'it' being a bullet

Steph. 31.

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[hoboburnham]

hey! PSA: fuck dilettante AI tech rich kid assholes who are so self congratulatory about the numerous ways they can fritter away tens of thousands of dollars on like. A single day prank? sorry I’m not interested in learning how immoral people square destroying the environment and this generation’s critical thinking skills for their blood money :)

[hoboburnham]

every day I wake up and the soap is almost out

[pokemonpostsdaily]

[theonion]

[hoboburnham]

had a nightmare that my friend started dating someone “a little different” bc she was embarrassed about dating people who were “too normal” and I was like 🤨 hmmm ok so different how? bc this friend has a history of getting into situationships equivalent to the Salem witch trials and in response she took me to meet them and it turned out that her new partner was. A beetle person. Who underwent a procedure. to surgically add another rib cage. between their hips and original rib cage. but because of some kind of freak mistake the second rib cage was like not hooked up correctly so she just had to lie on the ground and let her fucked up ribs flop all over the floor. And yes I was scared and concerned but tbh. mother

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[hoboburnham]

a fucking medical professional asked me what I thought about chem trails as an air pollution specialist during an appointment where I could have been given a cancer diagnosis. and then got mad when I told her i didn’t think that was true. Fuck sacramento dog

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[hoboburnham]

could someone gently and guilelessly explain to me the phenomenon where a friend group composed almost entirely of Asian people will for whatever reason almost always adopt a pet little white boy??? Like why is it always a white boy and not a white woman, does he seek out this arrangement or is he absorbed by the friend group by their own volition?? I have encountered this like 3 times now and I would love to publish a study in the American journal of psychology

[hollanovulation]

i 👁️ got this feeling 😋 on a summer ☀️ day when you 🫵 were gone i 👁️ crashed 💥 my car 🚗 into a bridge 🌉 i 👁️ watched 👀 i let it burn 🔥 i threw💪 your 🫵 shit 💩 into a bag 💼 and pushed 🫷it down 👇 the stairs 🏠 i 👁️ crashed 💥my car 🚗 into the bridge 🌉 i 👁️ don’t 🙂‍↔️ care 💔 i 👁️ love 💗 it 😋

[hoboburnham]

was told I have show room fingers by someone who definitely was not trying to sell me jewelry and I will be riding that high for a few weeks

[not100bees]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[hoboburnham]

love LOVE the term toxic stress bc like yesssss queen someone has been hitting me with a pokemon move that has debilitated me for my entire life and that person 💁🏻‍♀️ is me

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

hello this is my favorite video ever please please

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

el muchacho monday

[pokemon]

Introducing the first partner Pokémon from #PokemonWindsWaves! Say hello to Browt 🌱, Pombon 🔥, and Gecqua 💧. Who will you partner with on this adventure, Trainers?