'it' being a bullet

Steph. 31.

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[hoboburnham]

could someone gently and guilelessly explain to me the phenomenon where a friend group composed almost entirely of Asian people will for whatever reason almost always adopt a pet little white boy??? Like why is it always a white boy and not a white woman, does he seek out this arrangement or is he absorbed by the friend group by their own volition?? I have encountered this like 3 times now and I would love to publish a study in the American journal of psychology

[hollanovulation]

i 👁️ got this feeling 😋 on a summer ☀️ day when you 🫵 were gone i 👁️ crashed 💥 my car 🚗 into a bridge 🌉 i 👁️ watched 👀 i let it burn 🔥 i threw💪 your 🫵 shit 💩 into a bag 💼 and pushed 🫷it down 👇 the stairs 🏠 i 👁️ crashed 💥my car 🚗 into the bridge 🌉 i 👁️ don’t 🙂‍↔️ care 💔 i 👁️ love 💗 it 😋

[hoboburnham]

was told I have show room fingers by someone who definitely was not trying to sell me jewelry and I will be riding that high for a few weeks

[not100bees]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[hoboburnham]

love LOVE the term toxic stress bc like yesssss queen someone has been hitting me with a pokemon move that has debilitated me for my entire life and that person 💁🏻‍♀️ is me

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

hello this is my favorite video ever please please

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

el muchacho monday

[pokemon]

Introducing the first partner Pokémon from #PokemonWindsWaves! Say hello to Browt 🌱, Pombon 🔥, and Gecqua 💧. Who will you partner with on this adventure, Trainers?

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[hoboburnham]

practicing good Mario party etiquette by not voicing my desire to pipe bomb the train that just let the lead player get his 4th star

[redstonedust]

love when a character is a scientist and their speciality is science and they do science in a science lab. no specifics no clear goals no clue where their funding comes from. dont even worry about it. science.

[tvandfilm]

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 3.01 – "The Cabin Show"

[hoboburnham]

man flashed me while I was walking to work and I literally didn’t even react truly this website has gifted me with unique and otherworldly powers. nearly snapped a pic for you all to enjoy. you wouldn’t survive the asylum I was raised in etc. etc.

[hoboburnham]

my ANGEL BABY I MISS YOU TERRIBLY

I love you so much 😭😭😭 legit I have notifications on for you ❤️ I’m basically proposing at this point

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[okthatsgreat]

"but this female character has so little personality in canon what am i supposed to do with her!!1!!" the newsies fandom in 2014 was giving rich backstories and elaborate personalities to nameless white guy #35. learn. adapt

[hoboburnham]

I never really understood the whole “Californians are friendly but not nice” jab until I was recently and repeatedly bidden to come into (unsolicited) close contact with ex-theater kids, which made me realize that the average non-Californian probably only has familiarity with our most common and natural enemy, the angelenos