Being a hobosexual is a sin.

Praise the lord. hallelujah. all men are created equal, except those dahm hobos. They're all going to hell. My (personal) Instagram is @racheljblumenthal

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via theblessedone)

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

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teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

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teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

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teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

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teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

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teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

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teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

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teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

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teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

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teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

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teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

[animalbody]

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

[bestofpokemongo]

Hit the nail on the head

[thecommonchick]

my life in a tweet

[deaddolin]

[boys-and-suicide-deactivated201]

I just wanted everyone to see how scary having an eating disorder is, especially coming from someone who struggled with it for several years.

[littlemissprincessjellyfish]

This made me cry…

[breannavida]

My mom suffered from bulimia most of her life. My junior year of high school she was hospitalized because it got so bad. She weighed 103 at 5'6. She never explained to my sister and I, at how bad it was until they made her inpatient. She just said she’s going to a place where “she can get help”. She’s also a recovering addict so I assumed it was that. I didn’t see her for 2 months and we would visit every weekend when she was there. I still remember the day we all sat on the grass in front on a blanket and she finally told us why she was there. I was 17. Now I am 23 and years later I had a college course on nutrition. I watched a video of women struggling to keep weight on and having various eating disorders. I couldn’t sit through the movie because it hurt so bad to watch them struggle. I’m reblogging this because it isn’t always the person with the eating disorder that suffers. She hasn’t purged since 2008. I just want you all to know you can get through this and love yourself. Please know you’re worth so much more than you think you are. I swear and I promise, you will get through this. Don’t give up!

[jeonkookiejar-deactivated202107]

I had been bullied into an eating disorder to the point that I was in a hospital with a feeding tube down my throat. Watch out what you tell people guys because of my eating disorder I have a lot of stomach and digestion problems and can barely eat now whether I want to or not. It’s terrifying, but for those fighting one now don’t give up, things get better

[boys-and-suicide-deactivated201]

This post gets better each time I check it

[brunetteversusworld]

I was hospitalized over a year ago after being diagnosed with anorexia. Today I thought about letting myself relapse because I felt like no one else understood what it was like for someone battling an eating disorder… I thought only people with eating disorders understood. That comment, coming from the girl whose mother had bulimia, just changing my plans. Thank you. 507 days free from Ana.

[boys-and-suicide-deactivated201]

This is so powerful

[cityofbluemangos-deactivated202]

please reblog this

[laura-palmers-library]

this is honestly how it feels. please get out of you still can. trust me the pounds lost aren’t worth the other health issues

[as-warm-as-choco]

[cruisinwithjah]

i love everything about this

[pinkfloydd]

[motherpup-blog1]

outrageously good looking family

[thestray]

Can I date a family?

[wowmelanin]

I mean…shit good question…

[meldee]

“Circle softs”

“Dishy squishers”

“Spongie toughies”

Target what the sweet hell????

[torios]

[bigmamagumbo-deactivated2017021]

PUFFY FLUFFS

[estradoll]

Did their marketing department hire Aziz Ansari?

[angelus80]

Yes.

[stunningpicture]

I met Bill Nye on a plane in 1999. Here he is inventing the selfie.

[itsbrice]

Bill Nye invented the selfie.

[lizardclubpresidente-deactivate]

bill nye the selfie guy

[gliterie-deactivated20161225]

We don’t want your creepy commentary on our pictures because we don’t put up original content for male attention and feedback. We post to inspire our own confidence and liberate each other, ya fuckin sea monster.

[gliterie-deactivated20161225]

Not once have I taken a picture with “I hope buttholefetish92 shares his thoughts on this” in mind

[buttholefetish92]

Wow, rude.

[gliterie-deactivated20161225]

YA’ll

[thecommonchick]

SHE SAID “GHOST OPEN YOUR MOUTH” AND DID OMG 😳😳

[thecommonchick]

LMAO I’M DYING 😂😭

[relaxed-muscle]

i’m getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a

jat

jlasses

jloves

and

jarf

[scatterdarknessscattersilence]

i’m sorry this is a formal occasion you will either need a

jie

or a 

jallgown

[lesbiansinouterspace-deactivate]

@pro-gay

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

time to break out my

juit

[danupert]

don’t forget you

jankerchief 

[milkyrum-deactivated20160407]

We’re gonna be late hop in the 

jar

[idreaminpixels]

@txepvi @seyrii

[seyrii]

This is junforgivable

[professor-maple-mod]

don’t forget your

jurse

or your

jumps.

[skr0ala]

if you get bored you bring your

jiolin

[themonsterwithoutaname]

every time this post come back to my dash is more and more horrendous

[sledgehammertoe]

Let me tell you about 

The 1973 Levi’s Gremlin.

Looks like just another AMC Gremlin, yeah? Well, notice the Levi’s logo on the front fender just behind the wheel well, and you know that when you get in this car, you’re in for something very… special.

Your eyes are not deceiving you. The seats and the trunk are upholstered in GENUINE LEVI’S DENIM, complete with bronze stitching. This is not some ironic custom job from recent times, either; this was a real option offered by AMC in 1973.

And people thought it was a good idea, even!

[jaymonoto]

JEATS

[chongoblog]

Thats it, close the meme. It’s all done

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

@officialclod

[sasstrid-and-dorkcup]

I FUCKING HATE THIS SO MUCH WHY DOES ANY OF THIS EXIST

[pus-wagon]

@space-queer

[fizzy-dizz]

@undylng

[iraffiruse]

Average Life Goals

[tinker-tdc]

Applebees is a bit high-class for this post.

[biglawbear]

I can’t tell whether or not this is satire or an entirely serious millennial

[salticid]

a girl talk to me

[moaccyrk]

This is the best post I ever seen on tumblr.

[verybritishproblems]

The moment of split-second panic as you wonder whether the automatic doors are going to open or not.