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☁️ Low Calorie Recipes ☁️
please be safe lovelies ✨
cabbage dumplings - 61
im so happy i didnt lose this recipe when i lost my blog. its my favorite. yes, its 61 calories for THAT ENTIRE PLATE!!!!
as requested, dumplings! these are so amazing, the cabbage absorbs so much liquid during cooking that when you bite into it its just like a shanghai soup dumpling! im amazed at how well these turned out, ive never made anything like these and they turned out so perfect. they look complicated but theyre really not!
you can use whatever filling you like, this is just what i did. the shirataki rice gives it a really nice texture.
6 leaves nappa cabbage - 10
50g minced portabella mushroom - 18
5g green onion - 1
1 tsp ginger paste - 3
1 tsp ponzu - 3
squeeze of lime juice - 0
1 tsp low sodium soy sauce - 3
¼ package shirataki rice - 0
1 tsp better than bullion roast chicken flavor - 15
1 tsp low sodium soy sauce - 3
1 tsp better than bullion roast chicken flavor - 5 (you wont drink this so you wont absorb the full calories, so i only counted 5 cals for it)
combing portabella mushroom, green onion, ginger paste, ponzu, 1 tsp soy sauce, and lime juice. add shirataki rice to pan with 1 tsp soy sauce and 1 tsp bullion and cook until liquids are absorbed. remove from heat, let cool, and mix with the rest of the filling.
in a medium pot boil about 3 inches of water with a tbsp of bullion. prepare a bowl of ice water and a plate lines with paper towels. seperate 6 leaves of cabbage and cook until softened, about 2 minutes. remove from pot and place into the ice water bath to stop cooking, then transfer to the plate of paper towels and pat dry.
keep your broth hot and grab a steamer basket. spoon a little more than a tablespoon of filling onto the bottom of the cabbage leaf (the white stem part) and roll up like a burrito, using the leafy green part at the top to tuck around the sides to keep the filling in.
heres what mine looked like ready to be cooked!
place in the steamer basket seam side down. place the steamer basket into your boiling broth making sure your water is below the steamer basket so your dumplings are above the water! put a lid on and let steam for 13 minutes. serve with whatever sauce you like, i used a mixture of laoganma soy sauce ponzu and red vinegar. enjoy!
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This stuff is a life saver xx
my ed trying to calculate all the calories in my binge and call me a disappointment.
no one:
ed: why the hell am i hungry? i ate a grape like 3 days ago for fucks sake
my ed, holding a gun to my head: say it. out loud
me, crying: i love unsweetened green tea
Honestly I really do love unsweetened green tea
💖💖💖💖
Me, hungry: “GAH this is the worst I H A T E being so uncomfortable”
Me, full: “oH SHIT GO BACK-“
Our toxic asses in the ed community watching each other starve to death like
Being skinny isn't just for photos.
Imagine walking down the street or down a hallway and having your thighs breeze past each other without touching. It will be flirtatious, and in the spring all the wind and flowers will just float right through the gap in your thighs. The way you walk will be graceful. Like a delicate angel, a perfect nymph that glides instead of stomps.
Imagine in summer when the aqua waves lap around your waist and nearly knock you over. Your flat waist will be perfect for holding when your friends or family toss you easily into the air and then into the cool water. You’ll wear a bikini proudly, any bikini you want. You’ll feel more comfortable tanning like a goddess when your stomach doesn’t roll around without you doing anything.
Imagine when as Autumn sets in and you think of your crush wrapped in a blanket with you, watching a scary movie together. His hand reaches around you and he can actually touch your other shoulder. He won’t be disgusted with the flab hanging off your limbs like dead weight. And if you’re skinny enough, he may even kiss you.
Imagine being perfect even in winter. While everyone else looks like walking marshmallows in their coats and scarves you’ll still be as small and delicate as the snow falling onto your hair. You will be able to leave little to no footprint in the snow, and they will all see you as a light little bird gliding across the blizzard.
Being skinny isn’t just for pictures. It’s for living without chains that hold you back by the skin, preventing you from having joy in your life. It doesn’t matter when season it is, there is always something that will be better if you are skinny. So don’t give up. And lose that weight.
I really wanna have abs
Try this easy workout, it’s the one kpop idols do.
The idols abs are called 11 abs.
You have to do it three times a day:
One time in the morning, one during the day and one before bed.
Workout:
-> 1 min elbow plank
-> 10 normal crunches
-> 10 angled position crunches
-> 10 straight leg position crunches
-> 15 leg raises
Repeat this three times, so three sets in total.
I think it’s a very easy workout to go through.
I need about 9 min to go through the three sets.
But I gotta tell you it burns after the first day, but keep going, you got this and it will get better over time.
Also dont forget to stretch your core throughout the workout (I stretch after every set).
Hope I could help you 🙈
Lots of love ❤ and stay safe 💎
I have a party in a week. Gonna do this twice daily to try and get those abs to be at least slightly better by then
Reblogfing again because I just did this now, Its actually pretty easy. Just be committed me..
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