trying to make a list for myself of all the things that happened this weekend:
sid designed the most horrible MS paint monstrosity of a shirt ever to commemorate his Very Special Weekend with the boys 🤍
sid spent months personally planning a cole harbor scavenger hunt with the help of his childhood coach, who reported that sid has been vibrating with anticipation for ages about having The Guys in his hometown
sid took the boys to the most challenging golf course he could find so he could defeat them. his love languages are scrapbooking and winning at all costs 🤍
geno wore his sid hat and posed with a dented dryer, which he called the most famous washing machine in canada. that’s right G keep him humble
sid and his parents coordinated to make goodie bags for all the players which included a fresh baked loaf of banana bread
we also learned that sid regularly makes mini loafs for the guys during the season (I can only assume to boost morale) and leaves them in their lockers. I can’t. what. who is he
bryan rust described his captain as “little suzy homemaker”
geno coached a kids’ skate clinic with sid and the coaching staff during which he made the children laugh and then terrorized them by chasing them down the ice and pelting them with his gloves as hard as he could. that’s the kasterova-malkin philosophy of childrearing ok you can’t let a little pipsqueak win
a small child asked sid how he felt when he got drafted by the pens and sid said :))) I was pretty excited about playing with this guy :)))) and grinned at geno like a dope. get married about it you disgust me
another small child asked sid who his best friend on the team was and sid grinned and pointed wordlessly at geno, who fist pumped the air and hollered in smug triumph
kris chirped sid soooooo good about acting like he had to “grind hard” or whatever to make it to the big leagues from his gritty working-class small town when in fact there are squash courts outside of sid’s very nice childhood rink
also kris wore sid’s horrible MS paint creation to a hospital. he inflicted sid’s graphic design upon sick children. for shame
the children kept up a steady chant of CROSBY, CROSBY, CROSBY during sid’s media and geno in the locker room said NOT CROSBY TELL THEM MALKIN IS HERE TOO and then when the pens posted this video on insta he commented “crosby crosby crosby”
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