[nikiitakucherov]

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[finnishhockeyplayers]

[naramdil]

third base is when you both discuss your emotional trauma with one another 

[chronic-confessions]

Confession #3,901

Disabled characters rarely get a happy ending where they aren’t cured. Why can’t they be happy and disabled? Why can’t they get married in a wheelchair? I hate how telling that is about the abled community.

[galchenyum]

he’s a really trusting brother

[pure100percent]

A winger with attitude. STOP. An iconic celly. 

[gabelandeskog]

Attaboy, Vincent! | coyotes @ avalanche | 03.10.18

[chronic-confessions]

Confession #3,249

Fuck everyone that has ever asked me to try weed, yoga, acupuncture, homeopathy, get massages, ‘walk it off’, 'just relax’, drink cranberry juice, get an enima, go on a juice cleanse, pray to get better, eat aloe vera, drink apple cider vinegar, get some 'fresh air’ or just 'get over it’. I’ve dealt with this for 19 years, you just clicked on a Facebook ad that read 'fruits that will cure all diseases’.

[paprika]

[incorrectdallasstars]

Tyler Seguin: I think we should adopt another kid.

Jamie Benn: Segs, no.

Tyler Seguin: Why?

Jamie Benn: Because by 'kid' you mean 'dog' and we already have 50.

Tyler Seguin, opening his coat: ... 51.

[hockeygotmelike]

Okay so I don't know if any of you still give any fucks about my tumblr because I've been inactive for like years lol but I'm trying to be more active

[hockeygotmelike]

Tyler Seguin [to Jamie Benn]: I like your pants.

Jamie Benn: Thanks. They were 50% off.

Tyler Seguin: Well, I’d like them 100% off.

Jamie Benn: What kind of store just gives stuff away?

Tyler Seguin: No, that’s not what I-

Jamie Benn: That’s no way to run a business, Tyler.

[karnalesbian]

the only thing pikachu should be saying in english is FUCK

[crypticgf]

not to be nsfw but I’d cry if someone kissed me on the cheek

[unregardless]

professor: *sends out an email to the entire class about some assignment* 

me:  

[pattytkane]

11.15.17: Kaner and Crow doing … something

[jonnys-little-puke]

He lost his partner in crime to do weird cellies with, so his has to find a new one

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Okay of course I’m happy that Malala got accepted to Oxford, but I really want to know more! What did she write for her personal essay- “Just google me bitches”? Did she have to do an interview and if so did she just plonk her nobel peace prize down on the table? Did her student counselor advise her to apply to other crappier places just in case she wasn’t accepted? Was there anyone who actually turned down freaking Malala Yousafzai, I need to know!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#she just walked in and was like ‘i go here now’  #and they were like ‘thank you’