This is where I rant about hockey

Nats, 26, Oilers/Kölner Haie/Team Germany sometimes other things as well (she/her)

[crosbyism]

oh to have a group of friends to be deeply homoerotic with in a tunnel

lmao anon i know you’re talking about andrea glauser and the 2022 swiss worlds team that bent him over and pretended to fuck him in the tunnel before each third, but out of context that sounds pretty wild

[crosbyism]

@aherowhowashappy unfortunately i don’t have more info that would answer any relevant questions (like: why? or: did they take turns? or: did they fuck him for real too?) but i do have video and photographic evidence. i assume it was a pregame ritual?? maybe?? or maybe the swiss team is just kinky, who knows

[girlfriendline]

"did they take turns" i hear you ask

they did indeed. and watched.

[sockenpuppe]

helloooo (for now lol)

[stupid-af-binch]

[happydivorce]

hab nicht finden können ob das hier schon wer hochgeladen hatte also tadaah

[jadziacore]

this caption from memory alpha is killing me. "consider reassociation" is THE funniest way to describe the most passionate kiss in the franchise. they're analyzing the pros and cons. straight up pondering their rapport. weighing various options regular style. iconic

[couthbbg]

[delusional sports fan voice] but what if something really good happens this time……….

[hockeynats]

Honestly, the Kölner Haie had such an incredible, record breaking season, they deserved a better ending. But they can be so proud of everything they've achieved. It's been so much fun to watch them. Even during this last game, it was obvious how great of a team they were. Nothing but love for this team. Thank you for an amazing season ❤️🦈

[dontmakedemands]

experience haie hockey

[hockeynats]

Ich hab seit 5 Minuten nicht geatmet. Ich kann nicht mehr ist das spannend

[f15hface]

Penalty for holding? What next, penalty for having a kind and tender heart?

[hockeynats]

Die Kommentator*innen tun auch grade so, als würden die Eisbären das Spiel ihres Lebens abliefern und die Haie krass reinkacken. Freunde es steht 0:0, es ist legit noch nichts passiert

[hockeynats]

Als ob meine Freundin mir heute morgen als Aprilscherz erzählt hat, Kevin Niedenz hätte einen Coming-Out Post gemacht

Und als ob ich ihr das einfach kurz geglaubt hab

[haveyoureadth1s]

Hat Esthers Bruder Adam gerade (auf eine sehr sehr homophobe Weise) gay genannt? 👀

[hockeynats]

[papierchen]

ich liebe Parallelen

[a-way-we-go]

Gut. Also? Was steht an?

[juliaandthephantoms]

Wie Esther auch conveniently vergisst, wie Erste Hilfe geht, nur weils der Mann ihrer Ex is

[hockeynats]

<3