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everything is romantic ♡

look, hockey and box lacrosse both kit their goalies out like brick walls. I feel in my heart that andrew should be a five foot nothing cube in his exy gear. cat should get to swoon over her girlfriend who is, for all intents and purposes, a bright red refrigerator. i deserve this, we deserve this

dogsdayilya

Loyalty (1869)

— by Briton Rivière

Loyalty (2025)

— by Ilya Rozanov

#inch resting

lavenderprose

To be clear. Shane's whole thing about Ilya being a Sex God is because of the limerence. Ilya is nineteen and he can get a rhythm going and that's about it. He was throwing shit at the wall when he hit that 'Get on your knees' in Nashville but only he knows that because Shane's brain turned OFF. Ilya said "Let's do a little experiment here" and the results were "Oh my god oh my god oh my god." Shane came hands free because he was that obsessed with the idea of Ilya Rozanov being inside him. Ilya said "Do you like that do you like that" because he's nineteen and he needs the validation and Shane was like "YES YES YES I LIKE IT OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO DEEP YOU'RE SO GOOD" and objectively. It was okay. Ilya fully did not know where to put his hands a couple of times. He forgot about Shane's dick. Luckily, Shane is God's special angel who can come from the idea of Ilya's cockhead being in proximity to his prostate a few times. Mind over matter, says Shane Hollander's dick. And then Ilya said "Oh God Hollander" because it was also, objectively, one of the hottest things that had ever happened to HIM, Ilya Rozanov. Shane sits on that step afterwards plotting about how he's gonna get this over and over and over again for the rest of his life and he has no idea that there are women in Boston who have Ilya listed in their contacts as "Hockey Guy 6/10". Shane Hollander cannot fathom a world in which Ilya Rozanov doesn't lay the maddest pipe this side of Lake Michigan. "Ilya Rozanov is a some kind of nineteen year old sex God" No Shane honey he was just designed in a lab to score goals and make you cum and he's done scoring goals for the night.

#beautiful post

sockenpuppe

Parker Tuomie vs Ryan Leonard 😈

mina-logan

“Now MR. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?”

geonbaeeeesblog

“warmth” 💛

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‘Warmth’ now on INPRNT!! 💛

ottawa--centaurs

i think ilya rozanov would love the phrase 'skill issue'

couthbbg

[delusional sports fan voice] but what if something really good happens this time……….

#it didn't :(

handsywoman

a little collection of overexposed and grainy hollanov kisses to treat you this Monday

#neeeeed

geonbaeeeesblog

they are ruining my life rn in the best way possible 🫠🫠🫠🫠

bleedthebeat

even the dom says okay❤️yay❤️

#ilya rozanov

hudsonswilliams

thievedreams

the thing about hollanov is that deep down ilya truly thinks shane is the better hockey player and deep down shane also truly thinks he is the better hockey player. and also they’re both right.