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krissywendell

jeek in the locker room post game. glad hes still alive

krissywendell

the most beautiful thing. in the world.

#ALIVE

mnfrostofficial

[hesitantly] love is real???

mnfrostofficial

AND IN MINNESOTA‼️✅‼️✅‼️

#I LOVE OUR STUPID TEAM

top-cheese

bad news.

insane again.

top-cheese

why would

why do this. to me.

#having a Moment #kirill #hartzy

cravensvvorth

Ryan Hartman, Kirill Kaprizov, and Mats Zuccarello ↳ NJ @ MN, December 2, 2021

#who would have thought #four and a half years later #they're still our beloved top line #girlfriend line 4 life #kirill #zuccy #hartzy

ryancartersummer

it's may first & there's more wild hockey to be played. let's get it on cunts

hocceius

matt boldy warmups subplot

#when your weird days at work are televised #<-#bolds

catboybiologist

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

catboybiologist

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

catboybiologist

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

catboybiologist

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives