🔮BITCHCRAFT🔮

In dog years I'm dead

[affectionsuggestion]

I wish, after dreaming about you, I could wake up next to you

[anastasiagreenleaf-deactivated2]

[thepumpkin-queenn]

[knowing]

[bluesoreal]

The only classes I take 🖤❤

[whysolina-deactivated20221127]

[black-cherry28]

My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don’t know where the music is coming from.

[shitthehousessay]

Hufflepuff: Candles are how we keep fires as pets.

Ravenclaw: This is unnecessarily adorable.

[shitthehousessay]

Hufflepuff: I love that "take out" means food, dating, and murder.

Ravenclaw: If you're a praying mantis, it can be all three at once.

[shitthehousessay]

Slytherin: Why shouldn't I wear baggy sweaters?

Gryffindor: *sarcastically* Guys think they're totally not cute.

Slytherin: The day I dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see Jesus.

[peachykdr]

🖤

[user-boxer]

This user loves and appreciates the moon

[poems-and-word]

[incorrectfandomquo-tes]

Jim: If guardian angels are real, mine’s off drinking vodka straight from the bottle and pretending I don’t exist.

[nyc-subway]

[hydro-homies]

Better ending than the original

[glittergroovy]