Illuminating the Ludicrous

everything is coming up fuck you

[thewhimsyturtle]

[cutereptiles]

:[_____]

[pomegranatecryptid-deactivated2]

I will only accept a live-action Road to El Dorado movie if its directed by Taika Watiti bye

[giddy-goblin]

Do you have any idea how much chaotic gay energy a movie like that would have

[martyrwill]

[ilovedabi-deactivated20210916]

lapis:

[imaginedsoldier]

Being a DM and writing your own campaigns is like buying your cats an elaborate cat condo and watching those dumb idiots spend 4 days in the box it came in eating packing peanuts

[kijiboop]

*slams the reblog so fast*

[vultureculturecoyote-deactivate]

Trying to practice drawing cityscapes. Of course I have to add some monster/animal or ill get bored with boring landscapes :p

[sorrynotsorrybi]

Totally here for bi squids. (full article here)

[stilesisbiles]

I couldn’t resist

[fitchersvogel]

The representation we deserve

[sparrow-va]

fucking superb you funky little cephalopods

[dancinbutterfly]

Bisexuality: Statistics Say Might As Well

Bisexuality: It’s Better Than Cannibalism

Bisexuality: Maybe They Just Enjoy It

[unicornmagic]

[honorarytenenbaum]

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

[rosemiracles-deactivated2016032]

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

[hinatasashybamf]

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

[walkonmemories-deactivated20180]

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

[distresseddeernoise]

the hook is worthy

[shinysmashkeys]

the hook is worthy

[stephendann]

Peter Pan would disagree.

[demon-princess-serina-verified]

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

[molegria]

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

[ecumenicalseeker-deactivated201]

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 

OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

[blueflame91]

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

[esculentesset-deactivated201411]

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.

[we-foundwonderland]

This got really sciencey really fast and my mind is blown

[qomii]

the japanese dub of ragnarok is one of my favorite things

[seidrade]

I was… not expecting to laugh that hard. It’s actually better when you can only understand a few words, ha!

[paperchimes]

It’s amazing when you can understand all of it too.

[color-division]

All Might and Ryugazaki Rei’s space adventures…

[lilmamabeyellin]

omfg y'all 😂😂

[gunzonyatmblr]

this ded one of my favorite videos

[wonderswoman]

fortunately, diana is mighty (x)

update:

update! the saga continues: Chris Hemsworth’s children (twin boys and a little girl) want to be Wonder Woman for Halloween.

[cynmoon]

Chris Hemsworth, gunning his way towards the top of the Chrises

[nihilistwife]

Optimistic nihilism only lads

[nihilistwife]

The universe is an open ended sandbox rpg. There’s no end goal. You can only get achievements. Some of them include making other people happy

[gondagss]

I ♡ Dr. Dimitri

[izzy-hands]

Thor’s Loki moods: a study

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

Hit me, universe

[4withback-deactivated20180812]

[678i0u]

This usually works.

[porcelaincloud]

My cat: comfortable, hasn’t moved in 3 hours

Me: gives one (1) pat

Cat: my rest……… it has been,, disturb ed……..I ………..can no longor……lay here…. must go…..