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[seidrade]

well I guess it’s time to dust this ol’ thing off and cover it in brother smut again…

if we’re moots or you follow me on twit feel free to friend me here! 💕

[queercademia]

the fact that this is a real ad for the game and not a tumblr shitpost sends me into oblivion

[sashaforthewin]

I mean, what is manlier than a man? They make a damn good point

[anxietyproblem]

[spacehussy]

“I was just dropping by to invite you to my gallery show tomorrow night.” “You got your two hour plus spoken word opus ‘hey Mr Allfather’ into a gallery show?” “No, it’s for my paintings.” “You got your nude self portrait into a gallery show?” “That was my brother. And, no, my period of erotic sibling representation is over.”

does anyone remember The Middleman? that show was ahead of its time tbh. anyway, @stereowire and I decided we’d watch it again and I somehow got my arm twisted into doing a Loki remix of this particular scene. 😂

[spacehussy]

got tagged by @saltandlimes for the ‘last sentence of your WIP’ meme, which could not have been better timed. I’ve been so busy the last month that yesterday was pretty much the first time I’ve written in ages ?? \o/ 

anyway enjoy a longer excerpt, this being my first attempt at writing super trashy myth AU thorki where Loki’s his uncle ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @shineonloki awoke something terrible in me & this is all her fault 

“I think you should watch that clever mouth, my boy,” Loki said, whisper soft despite the anger roiling inside him. “Unless you’d like to see something terrible happen to it.” 

Thor exhaled sharply, angrier still. “You’d know, wouldn’t you?”

Loki didn’t flinch. He went far too still to flinch, his body tense and solid as stone. He met Thor’s eyes without so much as blinking, though he could see how the boy’s skin went bloodless and white under his fingertips. 

“And what would you know, little prince,” he breathed, shakily. “What would you know about anything?”

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it’s late and I’m tired but tagging @seidrade (are you free from porn prison yet?) @wouldyouknowmore @shineonloki @thunderingraven :D 

[seidrade]

I just had to share this because UM. WOW. THAT EXCERPT. *sweats in Æsir*

Also thank you for the tag, @spacehussy​! I can never stick to a single sentence because I too like to break the rules. Don’t want to share the very last lines I wrote because they’re the end of the chapter and thus spoilery. In lieu of that, here’s a slightly earlier bit from my offering to the Older/Uncle Loki trash pile, feat. Professor Loki topping from the bottom ;)

“God--” Thor whimpered as Loki swallowed around him, slipping a hand loose from Loki’s hair to feel where his dick bulged in that long, pale throat. “Ohh, fuuuck.”

One of Loki’s hands came up to press on top of his, encouraging Thor to squeeze harder as he went in for another deep swallow, making him choke obscenely. Fucking his own face with Thor’s cock.

Thor nearly saw stars. “Jesus,” he whimpered again, a high pitched noise wavering in the back of his throat. “Nnghh, you’re gonna make me-- oh god.”

His balls felt so tight and heavy, pleasure coiled and ready to be unleashed.

Naturally, that was when Loki pulled off him with a wet ‘pop’, seemingly very unconcerned about Thor’s subsequent cry of loss. He licked his lips as he held Thor’s hand in place against his throat, looking for all the world as if they were merely carrying on a pleasant conversation.

“Please.” Thor had given up trying not to beg. “Loki, m’ so close.”

At that, Loki grinned-- a dark and terrible thing. “You mean, you were so close.”

I’m tagging @cuddleslutloki @illwynd @mrhiddles and @adaringdrinkerofdreams :)))

[seidrade]

Two Norse Gods on a Journey to the Spiritual Center of the American Psyche

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Thor (Comics), Loki: Agent of Asgard Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Thorki Additional Tags: Sibling Incest, Switching, Size Difference, Size Kink, Semi-Public Sex, Wet & Messy, Hot & Sweaty, Warming Lube, Begging, Come Stuffing, Overstimulation, Pony Play, (in jest), Humor, Crack Treated Seriously, Thor (Marvel) is a Good Bro, Abuse of Lawn Furniture, Sexual References to Otter Pops, Ruining Your Childhood, Walmart, The Author Regrets Nothing, bless up

Wherein Thor and Loki travel deep into the American heartland on a journey of self-discovery and healing.

(Sometimes, self-care looks an awful lot like riding your brother to filth in a Walmart Supercenter.)

(The Patio and Garden Department, to be precise.)

[galaxgay]

Thor and Loki are just the Norse version of Mario and Luigi

[calamity-cain]

i had no idea Mario and Luigi were fucking

[seidrade]

My boyfriend discovered this on his own a few weeks ago and can't stop making 'Thor-io and Loki-gi' jokes.

I have yet to tell him the full truth because it's comedy gold and I don't want him to stop.

[broke-boujeeandlovingmarvel]

staff: no more nsfw tags

Y'all: Oh no how will we tag our nsfw work!?

Intellectuals:

[seidrade]

Two Norse Gods on a Journey to the Spiritual Center of the American Psyche

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Thor (Comics), Loki: Agent of Asgard Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Thorki Additional Tags: Sibling Incest, Switching, Size Difference, Size Kink, Semi-Public Sex, Wet & Messy, Hot & Sweaty, Warming Lube, Begging, Come Stuffing, Overstimulation, Pony Play, (in jest), Humor, Crack Treated Seriously, Thor (Marvel) is a Good Bro, Abuse of Lawn Furniture, Sexual References to Otter Pops, Ruining Your Childhood, Walmart, The Author Regrets Nothing, bless up

Wherein Thor and Loki travel deep into the American heartland on a journey of self-discovery and healing.

(Sometimes, self-care looks an awful lot like riding your brother to filth in a Walmart Supercenter.)

(The Patio and Garden Department, to be precise.)

[prozac00]

Thor’s Anger

Avengers 4 Endgame Trailer

[canyalltexteachother]

real talk, superheroes can be so focused on stupid shit sometimes…arms dealers this, drug dealers that… take down the fucking government already you stupid bitches!!

[charlesoberonn]

[beardedchrisevans]

[samdeans]

– The Brothers Karamazov, Fyodor Dostoevsky.

[tomhiddlestonerotica]

“What do you think the top five songs to make love to are?” Tom Hiddleston asked me as we drove through the English countryside in his electric car.

I ran my hands over the crocheted seat cover he’d made for me (in my favorite color, of course). “’One More Time’ by Daft Punk,” I said.

“I was thinking ‘Let’s Stay Together’ by Al Green,” he said thoughtfully while he swerved to avoid a line of ducklings in the road.

We took turns trading songs, until “’Holocene’ by Bon Iver!” we yelled in unison.

[tomhiddlestonerotica]

I find Tom Hiddleston in the kitchen, humming to himself as he bakes. A bowl of strawberries we picked that morning at the biodynamic berry farm sits on the counter, and he tenderly kisses each one before tucking it snugly into its blanket of buttery crust. “I have to let them know they’re loved,” he explains, “otherwise the energy is off.” He puts the tarts in the oven, and while they bake we slow dance around the kitchen, covered in flour.

[larygo]

[scintillatingshortone]

Man, that intense stare in the first image…he looks so focused on just getting through this. His hand clenched tightly around the scepter, other hand gripping the bar on the truck, those dark circles under his eyes - it’s taking all his energy just to keep going. Minutes before this, he was physically doubling over in pain while leaving the room with the tesseract. I can almost see him thinking to himself, I can do this, just a few more minutes, I can do this, because that’s the only thing he can do to get through it at this point. I just can never get over how horrible he looks in this scene and what the hell Thanos did to bring such a powerful person to this state. 

[maryxglz]