hoebiirama

Anli, 28, She/They, MDNI I write sometimes, I've had a 19-year-long autistic hyperfixation on Naruto, and I will stab a hoe for Tobirama if need be. No need to wonder why this blog exists.

[hoebiirama]

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✑ New characters will progressively be added as I get more requests for more characters.

✑ You can also check the Works in Progress list to know which requests I’m currently working on

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✑ Last updated : August 16th, 2023, 3:34AM EST

Warring States Era (+ Rikūdo Era)

SENJU HASHIRAMA → Link to all

↳ Hashirama’s 3 biggest kinks (ft. Madara, Tobirama, Kakashi)

↳ His favourite toys to use on you (ft. Madara, Tobirama)

↳ You try to dominate him (ft. Tobirama, Madara, Jiraiya)

↳ You’re in a polyamorous relationship with him and Madara

SENJU TOBIRAMA  → Link to all

↳ Tobirama’s 3 biggest kinks (ft. Hashirama, Madara, Kakashi)

↳ His favourite toys to use on you (ft. Hashirama, Madara)

↳ You try to dominate him (ft. Madara, Hashirama, Jiraiya)

↳ Tobirama being touch-starved

↳ Kissing headcanons

↳ Tobirama with a friend who's super friendly [ft. Madara]

UCHIHA MADARA  → Link to all

↳ Madara’s 3 biggest kinks (ft. Hashirama, Tobirama, Kakashi)

↳ His favourite toys to use on you (ft. Hashirama, Tobirama)

↳ Glove kink

↳ You try to dominate him (ft. Hashirama, Tobirama, Jiraiya)

↳ You’re in a polyamorous relationship with him and Hashirama

↳ Madara as a dad

↳ “What’s ‘Preganan’ ?” (Scenario)

↳ Pregnancy sex

↳ Breeding kink [Part 1]

↳ You're having an affair with him while being married to Hashirama

↳ Madara with a friend who's super friendly [ft. Tobirama]

Konohagakure

HATAKE KAKASHI → Link to all

↳ Kakashi’s 3 biggest kinks (ft. Founders Trio)

JIRAIYA → Link to all

↳ You try to dominate him (ft. Founders Trio)

Sunagakure

Nothing yet.

Kirigakure

Nothing yet.

Iwagakure

Nothing yet.

Kumogakure

Nothing yet.

Akatsuki

Nothing yet.

Other

Nothing yet.

[hoebiirama]

I really just spent 10 whole hours on MS Paint drawing Madara and my OC banging on Hashirama's desk so I would have an excuse to procrastinate on my writing

[hoebiirama]

Currently working on an actual scenario rn and it's the first time in well over a year that I'm writing smut and dear Madara — I mean, dear God — I'm rusty as fuck, oOF

Please wish me luck 😫🙏

[hoebiirama]

✑ Anonymous sent : "Hey, Anli! I hope you're doing well <3 if ok with you, can I request some hcs for Madara and Tobirama with a fem friend who has Kamado Tanjiro's personality (from Kimetsu no Yaiba tho if you haven't watch it yet then someone who's just really kind, innocent in some way and respectful) some friendship hcs would be interesting. Thank you in advance if you accept my request! Take care 💙" ✑ Anli's useless comment : I am indeed unfamiliar with Kimetsu no Yaiba so I went off of the description you gave me, so I apologize if I didn't go in depth enough ! 😭😖 Thank you so much for requesting though 💚

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うちはマダラ • Uchiha Madara

SFW

↳ Madara would be concerned for you. I don't think he sees all types of kindness as weakness (showing mercy to your opponent is the type of "kindness" he considers weak), but in your case, it's different. The fact that you always assume the best in people deeply unsettles him, and he's always worried that someone will take advantage of you one day because you're too friendly. Your willingness to help others is both your strongest and weakest asset. He doesn't like that.

↳ I feel like he would scold you like a strict dad. A lot. Because he grew up being told to constantly hide his emotions, he never learned how to properly express them, so it often comes out as anger or frustration. Is the scolding annoying ? Yes. Do you understand why he's like this ? Also yes. You wouldn't have a problem telling him off, but this man invented the concept of being stubborn, so your words would have virtually no effect on him.

↳ It's a different story entirely when that kindness is directed towards him. Madara is used to people feeling extremely intimidated by him, never looking him in the eye, never approaching him unless it's absolutely necessary, and being overly polite out of cautiousness and fear of summoning his wrath. And I feel like your kindness and positive attitude towards life would both feel like a breath of fresh air and very unnerving (definitely at first). He probably wouldn't know how to deal with that.

↳ But that's also the reason he came to care about you, because no matter how much of an asshole he was to you at first, you never reciprocated the sentiment. You were always nice to him. You never took anything he said personally because you understood why he was so guarded all the time and that alone was enough to make you special in his eyes. Madara has never received any form of empathy from someone other than his brother.

↳ Your kindness is pure, and he would feel it. You're not nice to him out of caution. You don't show him respect because you fear him. It's genuine. It's something you can't fake. And while he'd definitely be thrown off at first, he'd warm up to you and eventually come to deeply care about you, even if he has strange ways of showing it.

↳ What I'm saying is, Madara is biased. Showing him kindness and openness is fine. Encouraged, even. But towards others ? Hell no. That won't pass. And yes, it is partly due to his possessiveness. Because if you think that's just something he'd display with his s/o, you'd be deadly wrong. Whether you're his friend or his lover, you're still his, period. He'd be able to put up with it without too much complaining if it's with Hashirama, but with strangers and Tobirama especially, he won't stop himself from making some kind of comment about how they (read : Tobirama) don't deserve you being nice to them.

↳ Pro tip : a good way to shut him up if he starts lecturing you again is to tease him a little and tell him "well, I have you to protect me, don't I ? Why should I worry about these things when you're there ?" and his brain might just stop working for a hot minute, lol.

千住扉間 • Senju Tobirama

SFW

↳ I feel like Tobirama would share some similarities with Madara, but not even nearly to the same degree. He'd also be a lot more comfortable expressing his feelings through words, so he wouldn't get frustrated the way Madara would. It's just that sometimes he thinks you're being too trusting with people you should absolutely be wary of, or going too soft on people who don't deserve it.

↳ Thankfully, Tobirama is always ready to defend you from anyone who tries to imply that you're naive or easy to manipulate, because he knows it's far from the truth. You're no pushover; unfortunately, in the world you live in, it is often seen as a bad thing to be kind. Tobirama would have no qualms telling people off for you if need be, and by that I mean that even if you can stand up for yourself, you're not as harsh on people as he thinks is necessary, so he takes it upon himself to finish the job, lol.

↳ This one is obvious but I still have to say it : he'd also absolutely hate seeing you being friendly with Madara. I feel like all of the concerns Madara has in general would apply to Tobirama in this specific scenario. He'd be worried sick that the man would end up hurting you in one way or another (he feels the same way about Hashirama's friendship with Madara). Tobirama knows better than to straight up just tell you to stop talking to him, but if he catches you with Madara, he'd probably find any excuse to pull you away from him.

↳ Your friendliness and kindness also reminds him of his brother, and he'd definitely have a soft spot for it. I feel like he'd ask you a lot of questions to try and figure out why you're this way and how the world you live in hasn't seemed to completely ruin your innocence. It would be such a wild concept to him, and as the curious mind he is, he'd definitely try to understand your point of view.

↳ He would definitely come to you for personal advice if you're close enough. You'd be easier to trust than most people and not as biased as Hashirama would be (and, let's face it, if Tobirama comes to you with a personal problem, 99% of the time Hashirama is somehow involved in it), and you'd likely be one of the few people who could make him genuinely laugh. (Making him smile is easy enough. Just look at any picture of him with his students when they were children. Or how he was looking at Sasuke while fighting alongside him during the war. Man's not as stoic as people think he is — but you have a better chance at beating him in a footrace than you have at making him laugh.)

↳ Tobirama would love having you around, tbh. You're not as blindly optimistic as his brother is, but you're still the kind of positive presence he desperately needs in his life. He wouldn't fear negative judgement from you, and he knows you always mean well. You're probably the only person he can talk to about his students who'll get just as hyped as he is and not make some comment about how it's "unlike him to be so soft" and ruin the moment.

↳ 12/10 friendship, would recommend. For his sake. Please. The poor man desperately needs a friend.

[hoebiirama]

Tagged by : @madarasgirl, thank u for tagging me ❤️

(I’m writing this note after I finished answering these bc looking back at my answers I just went “yep I’m autistic and it shows” lololol)

Relationship status : In a long-term relationship for almost 8 years now

Song stuck in my head : Is this where I expose myself for being weird ? Bc what’s currently stuck in my head is an OST bit called “Petrified Temple” from Assassin’s Creed Odyssey, and it’s been this way for about a week now for some reason

Last song I listened to : Artificial Love by EXO

Favorite foods : I have an unhealthy addiction to raspberries. If this lifestyle was sustainable I’d probably only eat that. Sadly I’m probably going to die or at the very least be severely malnourished if I do lol

Last thing I googled : The TON-618 Black Hole. I wanted to show it to my coworker bc we were randomly talking about how we’re both terrified of space and that thing is one of the most horrifying things to have ever existed imo

Dream trip : Any of the Nordic nations tbh. I really can’t stand the heat (anything over 25°C will murder me) so I’m kind of limited in terms of places I can visit without wishing death, but also bc the scenery is absolutely beautiful and I’d love to see that for myself one day

Anything I want : I love Sasuke. Idk why this is the first thing I thought about but there, I said it. Idc that he committed “war crimes” or whatever, I will defend his case in court if I need to, I love him with all my heart and I wish I could give him a hug 😫

Tagging : @kimochis-stuff bc you’re the only friend I have here on Tumblr and I’m too socially anxious to tag anyone idk, but if you wanna do it for yourself, feel free to say I did tag you, I’ll even add u to this post lololol

[hoebiirama]

✑ User @loupjgr sent : "hi!! I had a strange idea for a smut but i could totally understand that you dont wanna write it! still here it is: what about madara falling in love with hashirama's wife?? like shes warried to hashi but they dont really love eachother since it was kind of an arranged marriage yknow, and she's missing some passion and love..which she finds in madara's arms 😎😎😎 thanks in advanceeee ♡"

✑ Anli's useless comment : OK BUT LISTEN. It's not a strange idea. The fic I'm currently working on as a side project (which I apparently won't shut up about) literally has Madara falling in love with Tobirama's fiancée (it's an arranged marriage too) and his feelings are mutual so like... this is my shit right there lmao. And it’s also why I had to make this a hc post instead of a one shot thing, because I know now from experience that this stuff needs some heavy build up that I just can’t achieve in less than (at least) ten chapters. I felt weird writing this without giving proper context/backstory. Hope you don't mind 😅

Warning(s) : AFAB!Reader // Cheating // NSFW — Minors DNI

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うちはマダラ • Uchiha Madara

SFW/NSFW [Mixed]

↳ I feel like this is true for all Uchiha (up to a certain degree at least) but especially true for Madara that there is nothing, and I mean nothing strong enough to stand between them and the person they love if that love is reciprocated. Love comes before anything for the Uchiha and they will build their moral code around that. An arranged marriage with someone else will not deter them from being with their lover. That works both ways — it would be the same thing if THEY were the one stuck in an arranged marriage.

↳ In simpler terms, what I mean is that Madara does not give a fuck if you’re married to his best friend. If he loves you and you love him back, he will feel absolutely NO guilt about going behind Hashirama’s back and fucking his spouse. And he will be an asshole about it. Not in the sense that he’s going to brag to people or tell Hashirama, though. He would never, because that could simply ruin your life, and as much as he can be petty at times, he still cares about you. I mean that in the sense that he will try to convince you to talk Hashirama into divorce, and depending on the type of relationship you have, he might go as far as to use the fact that you’re married as a way to boost his ego, especially when he’s fucking you.

↳ “He could never make you beg for his cock like this, could he ?” “Do you think of me when he fucks you ?” “You’re such a fucking slut, taking another man’s cock while your husband sits at home alone” — Stuff like that. If he really wants to be an asshole, he could try to get you pregnant with his child. To be honest, he actually gets that urge every time he fucks you (again, it’s Madara, what did you expect ?). But he won’t do it unless he has a way to get you out of your marriage and have his kid without you being shunned by the village and/or your family. Like I said, he can be a dick if he really wants to, but he doesn’t wish to ruin your life.

↳ (He would still step up and take you in if it happened on accident. He doesn’t care if his reputation is also ruined because of this. To him, you’re infinitely more important than that. But ideally you wouldn’t have to go through so much stress, so he holds back.)

↳ Despite not wanting to get caught, Madara is quite the daredevil, and he will take risks just to feel an adrenaline rush. He will fuck you on Hashirama’s desk if he knows the guy won’t be there for a couple of hours. He’ll do it in the library or the archives room if the opportunity presents itself to him. He’ll sometimes even act possessive in front of others, especially if another man gets too close to you, and he’ll always have to come up with an excuse because this behavior isn’t normal for him. (Madara is possessive, that is a fact, but he doesn’t act this way with anyone else but you. It stands out.)

↳ With all of that being said, though, there are moments where your marriage really puts Madara in a surly mood. It would break his heart to see you leave him knowing that you’re going to spend the night in another man’s bed. He’d be absolutely devastated if you and Hashirama ever had children, and I’m pretty sure he would barely even be able to look at you throughout the whole pregnancy. There are times, though few and far between, where he makes love to you until morning, because having the chance to spend an entire night with you is an option you have maybe once a year, when Hashirama is outside of the village for whatever reason.

↳ Madara would never marry. That place in his life would always be yours for the taking, even if your clan forced your allegiance to lay elsewhere. And given how important love is for the Uchiha, I highly doubt that arranged marriages would be super common among the clan in the first place (however, that may not apply to Madara, since he’s the leader and has responsibilities toward his family that are completely unique to him). He’s a relatively private man, too, so on most days, it wouldn’t bother him to have to hide your relationship from the public. The only thing that would irk him is that he wouldn’t be able to claim you as his — he hates PDA in general, but he wishes people would know you’re his so that you’re completely untouchable.

↳ Honestly though, you’re glad your marriage with Hashirama lacks passion and that the man is so busy all the time, because Madara cannot stop himself from littering your body with hickeys and lovebites and there’s absolutely no way you can come up with any alternative explanation as to what they are. Thank the Gods Madara is at least mindful enough to leave those marks in places that can easily be hidden with clothes.

↳ Bonus headcanon : I have a feeling Tobirama would notice that something’s going on between the two of you, but he wouldn’t say anything because it’s really none of his business. He also likes you a lot, and he would hate running the risk of offending you by insinuating that you’re being unfaithful if he were mistaken.

[hoebiirama]

✑ Anonymous sent : "your madara as a dad headcanons really hit the spot because that's exactly how i image he would be like 😩 now i can't stop thinking about how he would make those babies i feel like he would fuck you dumb just to convince you to give him another one so in short may i request nsfw madara + breeding kink headcanons god bless"

✑ Anli's useless comment : Expecting Madara to want to stop at one child is absolute clown behavior fr, I don't want kids AT ALL but this man could convince me to have 20 and he wouldn't even have to try hard Also, sorry it's so short, I have 2 more requests in my inbox about this man's breeding kink specifically, I had to keep some of the stuff I wanted to say for those as well ahahah

Warning(s) : Breeding kink // AFAB!Reader // Mention of pregnancy // NSFW — Minors DNI

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Ok y'all I'm so mad, I was almost done with this request when Tumblr decided to fuck me over and DELETED ALL OF IT SOMEHOW ??? I couldn't even CTRL+Z or CTRL+Y my way out of it. What the actual fuck— This is so upsetting fr

うちはマダラ • Uchiha Madara

NSFW

↳ Nobody should be surprised to hear me say that this has to be Madara's biggest kink. But before I get into more detail about it, I'm going to start with something a little different from what you'd normally expect to read on one of these posts.

↳ Madara's breeding kink is entirely dependent and intimately linked to what he feels towards the person he's having sex with. If you're just a fling he has no romantic feelings for, his breeding kink gets shoved so deep inside of him that it might as well be non-existent.

↳ If he doesn't love you, he would never deem you worthy enough to even feel his cum in or on you, let alone get the privilege to carry his child. Because that's exactly what it is — a privilege. So if in his eyes you aren't deserving of that, he's going to fuck you stupid and finish himself off somewhere else without you.

↳ You shouldn't attempt to coax the kink out of him. It won't work. If anything, he'll see it as an insult if you beg for his cum or for him to breed you. That shit would turn him off so quick that he's going to stop everything so he can put you back in your place and let you know that what you just did borderline disgusts him.

↳ This is an entirely different story if Madara is actually in love with you. From the moment he's aware of his feelings, having sex with you becomes much less of a physical thing and more of a "I must claim them as mine in every way possible" situation. Pulling out is now completely out of question. He's going to cum inside every single time — it doesn't matter if you're on birth control or not.

↳ Speaking of, he has personal beef with birth control. Though he would never tell you to stop taking it (he would ask once for sure, but he would immediately drop it if you said you weren't ready), he wouldn't even make an effort to hide the fact that it frustrates him. From the moment he knows he loves you, all he can think about is for you to start a family, and the sooner you start, the better. He really doesn't like the idea of having to wait, but he's willing to do it for your sake.

↳ If you aren't on birth control, it takes him no time at all to be better than you at predicting and tracking your cycle, and the worst part is that he's not even consciously trying to do it. He just knows.

↳ In any case, birth control or not, his breeding kink never fails to make an appearance every single time he fucks you. Sometimes it's in more subtle ways, where he won't outright mention getting you pregnant or voice out his intentions to do so, almost as though he's slowly trying to ease you into the idea. He'd tell you that he's about to cum and demand that you take all of it, reminding you of how good you are to him for doing so; he'd warn you to be careful not to let anything spill out and go to waste; he'd point out how your pussy was made to take his cock and make you say out loud how much you need him to cum inside of you.

↳ Sometimes, though, sometimes he really doesn't care for subtlety. He'd blatantly lay out his intention to fuck you until he's sure you're pregnant; he'd tell you how fucking hot you would look with your belly all round with his child and how badly he wants to see it become reality; he would point out how much you seem to love being bred like a bitch in heat, something you wouldn't even need to confirm because the way your pussy is clenching around him is all he needs to know.

↳ Madara's breeding kink extends to pregnancy as well. He's not exaggerating when he says that he finds your pregnant belly so incredibly sexy, as it's physical proof that he's claimed even the most intimate parts of your being as his, and the fact that you're willing to give yourself to him like that is the hottest thing you could ever do. And he's going to remind you almost every day.

[hoebiirama]

Hello there, I hope you’re doing well!

I didn’t know you had this new blog and coming from someone who’ve read your stuff from years ago it makes me so happy! T-T I did not expect you to keep writing for the Naruto fandom, I would’ve read anything from you because I always enjoyed your work regardless of the characters. This was another happy surprise for me. So I’m writing this just to let you know I appreciate you and all the work you’ve done throughout the years. 🫶🤍

You're so sweet omg 🤧 After being absent for years and the Great Exodus™ out of Tumblr after... questionable decisions from staff I never thought people would even remember me. I'm glad to be back though, even if I can't post things very frequently

But your ask just made my whole day. Thank you so much 🥺❤️

[hoebiirama]

✑ Anonymous sent : "OH OR MAYBE pregnancy sex hcs with madara?? this man's breeding kink is so big istg he must be so proud when he finally managed to put a baby in his s/o jfozbpxpzpkrbo thank youuu"

✑ Anli's useless comment : I swear to Hades that half of the asks I have in my inbox rn are about Madara's breeding kink and I love that we as a fandom have just unanimously agreed that it's an undeniable fact even if we have NO tangible proof to even support our argument. We made it canon and I love us for that honestly

Content warning : AFAB!reader (no use of gendered terms) // Pregnancy // MASSIVE breeding kink // Pregnancy kink // NSFW [Minors DNI]

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うちはマダラ • Uchiha Madara

NSFW

↳ You fucking know Madara's breeding kink doesn't stop at the breeding part — this man enjoys seeing your stomach grow along with his child just as much, if not more. It's incredibly sexy to him and sometimes he'll find himself staring at your pregnant belly and just start malfunctioning. Caveman_Brain.zip is installed and Madara.exe stops working

↳ So pregnancy sex is definitely a thing, for that reason and also because you cannot expect Madara to be able to keep his dick in his pants for nine whole months when you're literally right there next to him. He just doesn't have the willpower to do that, and he's not ashamed to admit it.

↳ Obviously, he's gonna be a little more careful than he usually is. He absolutely will fuck you dumb every time but he also doesn't want to hurt the baby. If anything, sometimes it'll just put him in a much softer mood, and he'll worship the hell out of you and your body. He's constantly going to remind you of how sexy and beautiful you are, and how thankful he is that you're giving him a child.

↳ Pregnancy is the only time where Madara won't be entirely selfish during sex. You can expect him to be very giving, and tbh I see him eating you out a lot more than usual. Sometimes that's all he ever wants to do, and he won't take it further than that — but he leaves you so fucked out and exhausted every time that you don't even have the energy or the ability to mind.

↳ You riding him becomes his favorite position from the moment you start showing. He loves seeing you fuck yourself on his cock and being so desperate for him despite the fact that he already got you pregnant, as if that's not enough already. Nothing beats that kind of ego boost, and he'll always find your desperation and need for his cock incredibly attractive.

↳ He still cums inside even if there's no need for it. His breeding kink never leaves even if his goal is already achieved.

↳ Sometimes, especially when he notices that you're tense, he'll be uncharacteristically gentle with you. He'll draw you a bath and let you rest against his chest while you relax and finger you to orgasm in the middle of washing you, leaving hickeys on all over your neck and shoulders. He doesn't do it under any circumstances — your pregnancy truly is special in that sense too. It's the only thing that can get him like this.

↳ You can be sure that if you let him, he'll fuck another baby in you as soon as you've fully recovered from giving birth. Nothing will stop this man from breeding you as much as he can.

↳ I really feel the need to say that he will get upset if you start degrading yourself during pregnancy because it's making you feel insecure. It's the most beautiful thing to him and he will make sure you know this — usually by making love to you until you believe him. He's not good with words, but he's very skilled at fucking confidence into you (lol), and he'll categorically refuse to indulge in his degradation/humiliation kink during that time as well. Unless it's to tease you about how much you love his cock, of course.

[hoebiirama]

when u wanna draw a scene from your fic that features your favorite oc but it also includes danzō and u have to put actual effort into drawing him too 🤢

[hoebiirama]

What's "Preganan" ?

✑ Anonymous sent : "Could I have an imagine/a little scenario of Madara explaining to his son that his wife is pregnant again and that he'll have a little sibling soon?"

✑ Anli's useless comment : Listen... I know I said I don't take requests for scenarios and my point still holds but you can't throw dad!Madara at me and expect to get a simple headcanon post, I'm just too weak for this man, it's not even funny ㅠㅠ I however wish to apologize for how short it is I also couldn't stop myself from naming his son Fukuya after my own OC from a fic I'm currently working on, I love this boy so much that it's become the default name I use for any male Uchiha OC at this point lol

Content warning : AFAB!Reader (use of she/her pronouns) // Obvious mention of pregnancy // Madara is awkward af // My writing skills are rusty and it shows

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Fukuya hadn't expected to see his father waiting for him right outside the Academy grounds that evening, and there's a split second where all the little boy can do is stare at the man leaning against the fence gate, frozen in place.

It's not that he isn't excited to see him, not at all. It's very much the opposite, but it's so sudden and unusual that he can't help but wonder, for a moment, if today is meant to be something important, and he worries that he may have forgotten about it. Usually, Madara is too busy to come pick him up after class — not to mention his father typically tends to scare children away, though Fukuya doesn't understand why — so the task was almost always yours to take on. Needless to say both Madara's presence and your absence are enough to unsettle the 5-year-old boy for a short time, until he catches his father frowning in confusion at his strange behavior and is effectively brought out of his stupor.

Madara can't help the little smirk of pride that betrays his normally neutral expression when he sees his son running up to him, and happily welcomes his embrace when Fukuya clings to his hip, even returning it with a one-armed hug. Though the man really isn't fond of public displays of affection as a general rule, it's a different story when it comes to his son, even if he tends to keep it to a minimum; he knows people are staring, and he can't help but feel like it's a breech of privacy.

His possessive tendencies extend even to Fukuya — it took a lot of work and dedication for you to convince him to let your son attend the Academy just like every other kid his age.

Not one to make small talk, or at least to initiate it, Madara remains silent as he uses the arm he has draped around his son's shoulders to gently nudge him forward, guiding him towards the direction of your home, on the other side of the village. Fukuya doesn't protest, and he's too giddy about his father being there to take the time to say goodbye to his friends before he and Madara are on their way.

It doesn't take long for Fukuya to turn nervous, however. The moment the Academy is out of their field of vision, a heaviness settles in the pit of his stomach — he still doesn't have an answer to his question, but he's too hesitant to ask about it. He knows he has nothing to fear, but he feels awkward about the fact that Madara never explained why he was there to begin with. It feels like he should've by now, so Fukuya doesn't understand why his father hasn't said a single word to him this entire time.

Madara, however, doesn't fail to notice Fukuya's unease, and unlike his son, he can read the boy like an open book. He was aware that he would question where his mother was even before he left for the Academy. The problem is that Madara dreads the questions he knows are bound to follow, and he's just not ready to have this discussion with his son, who's still practically a baby in his eyes.

He knows he has to, though, because Fukuya is bound to find out one way or another, and he'd rather have the boy be prepared for it instead of being confronted with the situation and not knowing how to handle it.

Madara sighs, finally resigned. "I know you're wondering where your mother is."

Fukuya turns his head up to look at his father and nods, confirming Madara's assumptions.

"She wasn't feeling well today, so I told her to stay home and rest," he then explains. The neutral tone of his voice does nothing to give Fukuya any clues about the gravity of the situation — if anything, it just serves to confuse him further.

"Is mommy sick ?" Fukuya worries.

Madara frowns. "It's a bit more complicated than that."

Silence.

"I don't understand."

"Your mother is pregnant," Madara simply answers.

Fukuya stares at him, eyebrow raised, as if his father just spoke a completely alien language to him.

"What— what's preganan...?

"Pregnant," Madara corrects him.

This isn't going well, and Madara is so grateful that you aren't there to witness the embarrassment. He's already uncomfortable with the discussion and he hasn't even gotten into the actual subject yet. If it were only for him, he would've dropped the bomb on Fukuya from the beginning, but of course you had to make him promise to be gentle in his approach, and he had to comply because he loves you too much to disappoint you.

You carrying his child is his ultimate weakness, but Gods forbid he'll ever admit it to anyone. He'd rather die than tell the truth, even if you're fully aware of that fact already.

"It means there's a baby growing inside of her."

"Oh."

Fukuya doesn't add anything to this, but Madara decides to let him speak first before continuing. He doesn't want to do this but he gave you his word, and he isn't one to go back on it.

"Wait, does it mean I'm a big brother now ?" Fukuya's sudden excitement at the thought of having a younger sibling he can take care of warms Madara's heart so much more than the man thought it ever could.

"In a few months you will be," Madara nods.

"Yes ! I can't wait !" Fukuya exclaims. Madara doesn't think he's ever seen him so elated before, and he fails to completely hold back his smile.

He's also glad and so incredibly relieved that Fukuya doesn't ask him how babies are made on the rest of the way home. And, in truth, so are you — there are so many reasons you don't want him to be on duty to explain that one to anyone, children or not.

But that in itself is a story for another day. And one Fukuya definitely doesn't need to be aware of.

[hoebiirama]

Alright, ya boi is back and finally has time to work on the requests that have been sitting in my inbox for a year at this point, I'm sorry I've been inactive for so long, life decided to kick my ass bUT I AM BACK AND MOTIVATED NOW

[hoebiirama]

Alright

I’m gonna try and see if I can’t work on some requests tonight. At last I have some free time to do them but I can’t promise anything 😩😪 Sorry for the prolonged absence ;-;

[hoebiirama]

Can I just say, I love your username. It made me chortle.

Subtlety isn’t my forte, what can I say 😩🤣

[hoebiirama]

Are you still active? ( ╹▽╹ )

That’s a tough question to answer because while I am still currently working on requests, I’ve been so busy since last December with work and life in general that I haven’t had time to finish a single one yet ㅠㅠ Things should get better soon but as of right now, I am terribly sorry for disappearing without a word for so long ;-;

[hoebiirama]

✑ Anonymous sent : "dad madara hcs 😔🧸🤰🏻"

✑ Anli's useless comment : NO BUT THE WAY YOU SENT THIS AT THE EXACT SAME MOMENT I THOUGHT "I'm kind of in the mood to write Founders Trio as dads" AND WAS WISHING FOR SOMEONE TO SEND IT AS A REQUEST— thank you for hearing 1/3rd of my prayer 😔😩🙏

Content warning : AFAB!Reader // Pregnancy // Quick mention of child abuse (not coming from Madara)

うちはマダラ • Uchiha Madara

SFW

↳ Not gonna lie, Madara would be the type to have a huge family. Like, HUGE huge. It's a result of a mix of a certain kink of his, a desire to have his own family to erase generations of child abuse within the Uchiha clan, his love for children*, and his sense of duty towards his clan to give them a suitable heir worthy of the title of Head of the Clan.

↳ It's important to him enough for it to be one of the first things he brings up once your relationship becomes serious and you both feel ready to settle down. Obviously he'd respect your choice if you either don't want kids or a big family, but to say he wouldn't be upset by that wouldn't exactly be entirely truthful.

↳ Madara treats all of his children equally. No discrimination whatsoever, no favouritism. He's rather strict and wishes for his children to succeed and be the strongest they can be, but his main quality as a father is how fair he is with his kids.

↳ He'd want to be as involved as possible, even if he's clueless at first. Parental instincts—save for being overprotective—don't come to him naturally, and even if he doesn't want to admit it, he did panic when you brought you first kid home and Madara was hit with the reality that taking care of children is really hard. Probably one of the biggest challenges he's ever had to face in his entire life.

↳ The only thing he would refuse to do (at first) was changing diapers, but all it took for you to change his mind was to tease him about how the great and mighty Uchiha Madara was scared of a little poop. He's competitive. Of course he wouldn't let you belittle him like that.

↳ He insists on training his children himself. He doesn't trust the other teachers at the Academy to do a good job at it, and he's also wary about signing his children up for a system that was entirely designed by Tobirama, of all people. It doesn't matter if Tobirama never treated any Uchiha kid in his care unfairly. Madara was too worried he'd be awful to his kids because they're, well, his, and that was enough to convince him to train them himself.

↳ Madara is fiercely overprotective of his children, to the point where he might snoop around to learn everything about the other kids they hang out with. He wouldn't be creepy enough to follow them around at all times, but he likes to stay up to date with his kids' friend circle just in case something happens. He'd be pulling his hair out if one of them, especially if they're still young, were sent on a mission outside the village.

↳ That behaviour begins the moment you tell him the news that you're pregnant. If you don't set clear boundaries right away, he might go a little overboard with it and forbid anyone from ever touching you in any way possible just in case his baby gets hurt—he won't strip you away from your autonomy and will let you do things on your own for the most part, but God forbid someone hugs you just a little too tightly for his liking. Doesn't matter if it's your mom.

↳ No one will ever be up to his standards when it comes to his kids dating. That goes for every gender his kids identify as or want to date. He'll always think they can do better, and he can be kind of an asshole about it. You often have to act as the voice of reason on that matter.

↳ Madara is very strict. If someone disobeys and goes against the rules he's set for them, you best bet he'll be really mad about it, and the punishment will often be very harsh. However, there is one line he absolutely refuses to cross, and it's to raise a hand on any of his kids, no matter what they do. He wouldn't be able to hurt them like this.

↳ He panics if one of his kids comes to him crying. He's shit at emotional support and he's completely helpless in those situations, especially when it can't be solved by just stabbing someone. He'll still listen to them and offer physical comfort, but that's pretty much all he can do. He'd never belittle them for being emotional, though.

↳ He's utterly obsessed with your pregnant belly. He'll find any excuse to touch it. He's completely enamoured with it, because that's his child growing in there, it's a life you both created together, and that's honestly the most beautiful thing he's ever laid his eyes upon. You look absolutely ethereal to him, and he won't shy away from remind you every chance he gets.

↳ He was kicked out of the delivery room (read : forcefully dragged out by Hashirama) when you gave birth to your first child because he wouldn't stop screaming at the medics to "fucking do their job" and calling them all sorts of things to point out their incompetence (in his opinion) because of the sheer amount of pain you were in. Most medics became terrified of being the ones on duty on the day of delivery for your other kids—no one wants to be on the receiving end of Madara's wrath. Hashirama was required to be on site for every kid that came after that.

↳ Overall 8/10 dad, a bit clueless and short of being overbearingly overprotective but he's trying his best and that's what matters.

*You cannot tell me Madara doesn't love kids when the sole reason he wanted to create a village was so kids wouldn't have to die on the battlefield—also that scene where he sees kid Biwako trip and fall and he's the first to react between him and Hashirama and rush to help her up and make sure she's okay lives in my mind rent-free

[southsidestory]

This was unreasonably fun 🙈

Tagging @birkastan2018 @flowerslut @juuls @pain-somnia @xxlovendreamsxx @murd3rm1ttens @the-reylo-void @sun–flowerseed and anyone else who wants to play along!

Here’s a blank canvas:

[half-baked-biscuit]

Tagged by my dear @peachsayshi but removed the reblogs ‘cause it was getting too long~ hope no one minds it 🥺

Here’s my answer, babe

And this is a template I made for the people I’m tagging🥰🥰💜

Tagging: @whatshernameis @getossugarbaby @saccharine-darling @sunflowersenshi @rouge-heichou @rafzaha @cuz-like-why-not

[whatshernameis]

Oh, thank you for tagging me @half-baked-biscuit 🥺 This is fun actually ^^

Sooo… Here we are:

And here is my template:

No pressure tags: @lemony-snickers @sphinxfantasy @kissmekakashi @ice-icebaby @wind-becomes-lightning @uchihashisuii @foolishkali @foebito @xiii-link @kxnanz @mamasboysasuke @kinksandkurlsss ♥️

[kxnanz-deactivated20220414]

thank u for tagging me, hela <3!!

here’s ur template answered:

aaand here’s mine ^^!!

(no pressure) tags: @uchihashisuii @sebbyzoldyck @kinksandkurlsss @hoebiirama +anybody else!!

[hoebiirama]

Thanks for tagging me ! ❤️ I wasn’t expecting that but it got me all 🥺

(Clowns are my biggest fear for real. And I’m not talking Pennywise type clowns. I’m talking Ronald McDonald type clowns)

Here’s mine :

No pressure tags : @themoonawakenedmyinnerotaku @kimochis-stuff @iambilliejeanok @thecurioushedgehog and anyone who wants to do it