the artist formerly know as humpystiles

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[wandasmaximoff]

Deadpool 2 women

[delgrosso]

YES HELLO WE HEARD IT WAS SUPERB OWL SUNDAY SO WE HAVE COME TO HAVE NACHOS WITH U

[delgrosso]

It’s that day again.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[jigglyturk]

I wish I looked this cute when I opened my front camera

[hugh-dancy-archived]

Dylan O'Brien Plays With Puppies

[weavemama]

JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED 

[weavemama]

The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes. 

[weavemama]

This is a gif of Judge Rosemarie tossing a bullshit letter larry nassar wrote about how “hard” it is for him to hear his victims testify. The level of badassary within this woman is untouchable. 

[gif87a-com]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

[lovely-little-hellfire]

Favorite moment

[dailytylerhoechlin]

Tyler Hoechlin attends the 2018 InStyle and Warner Bros Golden Globe Awards After-Party on January 7, 2018 in Beverly Hills, California.

[comradesaucegay]

get a man who can do both

[bedabug]

[emotaako]

DnD Handbook: Half-Orcs…. evil.

Every Half-Orc PC: He has huge muscles so he can hug his friends real tight….

[emotaako]

DnD Handbook: Tieflings…. MORE evil.

Every Tiefling PC: Gay party animal in a crop top and heels

[whynotfabulous]

In case you missed my snap story yesterday

[id-like-to-visit-the-moon]

I don’t know who you are but I think I’m in love with you.

[seadeepspaceontheside]

                       Maybe one of these sessions they’ll know. mb. click images for better resolution because tumblr hates me

[such-fun]

Sassy HYDRA agent

[bbgum-princen]

*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?” *matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”

[officialcaptain-marvel]

sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm off bucky barnes: i think i just need help sassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm

[bilesandthesourwolf-deactivated]

i never ever thought this could get better but i was so wrong

[wardengrey-deactivated20200904]

@playedstation

[kazieka]

OH THANK GOD

[graemoon]

Leo gets holiday depression, too. Poor baby. :c

[iverbz]

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

[dipsetflag-deactivated20141026]

You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

[iverbz]

[theseancequeen]

Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.

Two things I learned.

One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.

Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.

However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.

[stephrc79]

didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

rosa rosa rosa rosa rosa rosa rosa rosa  diaz diaz diaz diaz diaz diaz diaz diaz 

[the-vegan-muser]

Jack the lesbian penguin for president.