Lil Petey Stan

25 - they/she

[while-i-kiss-the-sky]

Mama cat gargoyle

Cat with a kitten statue on the roof of the castle of Château de Pierrefonds, France. It was built between 1393-1407.

[boarfan82]

Like if a poodle were also a pig. We need more of this in our lives.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

eating ice cream from a cone feels deeply humiliating. oh yeah let me just lick tiny bits off while it melts onto the floor and makes a sticky mess of my hands and face. and I have to finish all of it in one sitting because theres no way to store it without making a sticky mess of your entire fridge

[gothsbian]

microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

[harrytrumansfimbriae]

[oldinterneticons]

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[memorycycle]

imagine there plowing snow on christmas day with big bulldozers but the snow is rolling up into perfect bales of snow and all the little bulldozers show there little rolls to the teacher

[amnesiaguy]

if girls can frot then boys can scissor

[amnesiaguy]

[sour-charity]

Now I’m feeling so fly like a G6

[rabid-zebra]

[fairycosmos]

im gonna need to get real. and also a clue. and also a grip

[depsidase]

[texaschainsawmascara]

[destiel-news-network]

(Source)

"The Tech Guild is asking readers to honor the digital picket line and not play popular NYT Games such as Wordle and Connections as well as not use the NYT Cooking app."

[hooved]

we're fucked

[teathattast]

[nightmarechamillian]

[washeduprockstr]

[ignus-moth]