god gave me great tits to distract everyone from all the stupid shit that comes out of my mouth
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god gave me great tits to distract everyone from all the stupid shit that comes out of my mouth
Max verstappen 4x world championship, amen
max this is so sexy please continue
"monza is for dreamers" yeah, me. i'm the dreamer. dreaming manifesting envisoning fantasising forseeing a max win in these dark trying times.
You’re right, it’s not all men, Ravi fucking Singh would NEVER
max : ugh, i hate this car.
lando : you just won the race?
lewis : yeah HE won the race, the car has nothing to do with it.
the last time my poor little meow meow got a pole trophy 🥺😭🥲
everyday max verstappen reminds us that it’s not the car, it’s him. he’s on track with two cars that are faster than him right behind him, a teammate with the same car fighting to make Q3, on radio reporting problems mid-race, and still winning races.
Max Verstappen could stop his car on the side of the track, climb over the fence, rescue a litter of puppies from a burning building, help an old lady cross the street, come back, win the race, and still not get voted Driver of the Day 😭
don't be so hard on yourself girl your titties are amazing
is somebody gonna match my freak? (pull all nighters while we watch 5sos and f1 meme videos on yt)
my big three 5sos, f1 and one direction
demon baby max verstappen will always be famous for setting child labor precedents in motorsport
max verstappen, they could never make me hate you