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dory

[sirpuntine]

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

[souvenir116]

hes having so much fun someone stop him

[richyjerimovich]

He said the food overall was truly exceptional. And creative. He said the talent here is undeniable. That there's a scallop dish he hasn't been able to stop thinking about and the hospitality was beautiful. He said the room felt alive without being precious or try-hard.

THE BEAR, 5.08 "The Original Beef of Chicagoland"

[insaneclownpusssy]

god gave me great tits to distract everyone from all the stupid shit that comes out of my mouth

[logansargey]

Max verstappen 4x world championship, amen

[diqldrunks]

max this is so sexy please continue

[cosmokiszka]

[blamemma]

"monza is for dreamers" yeah, me. i'm the dreamer. dreaming manifesting envisoning fantasising forseeing a max win in these dark trying times.

[babenamedseb]

[vettelcore]

[thebisexualwreckoning]

You’re right, it’s not all men, Ravi fucking Singh would NEVER

[versatan3344]

max : ugh, i hate this car.

lando : you just won the race?

lewis : yeah HE won the race, the car has nothing to do with it.

[karlmarxverstappen]

the last time my poor little meow meow got a pole trophy 🥺😭🥲

[shitapril]

everyday max verstappen reminds us that it’s not the car, it’s him. he’s on track with two cars that are faster than him right behind him, a teammate with the same car fighting to make Q3, on radio reporting problems mid-race, and still winning races.

[studentlifeproblems]

[pucksandpower]

Max Verstappen could stop his car on the side of the track, climb over the fence, rescue a litter of puppies from a burning building, help an old lady cross the street, come back, win the race, and still not get voted Driver of the Day 😭

[iwas-handpicked]

don't be so hard on yourself girl your titties are amazing