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emmett - they/them - usa - 29/nonbinary/white - cancer ☀️ pisces 🌘 pisces ⬆️

[bonequest]

[kushblazer666]

araki in nebraska: fuuuuck dude what if there was an enemy

[hogcallingcontest]

took me almost 15 years to realize that steel ball run is just. a cannonball run. but with horses and not cars.

[babysaydanger]

hiiii i don't know ppl on tumblr anymore but i just published my first crochet pattern a few days ago. it's peepy from itemlabel

you can download it here (for free!)

[hogcallingcontest]

fov in like 3 weeks im gonna puke

[hogcallingcontest]

You are a bad person.

sometimes i make some bad decisions and choices 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[milton-chamberlain]

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[balaclava-trismegistus]

TM 31-210 Improvised Munitions Handbook - Wikipedia

Its crazy that the United States military was teaching Special Forces guys how to build their own bombs from scratch during the Vietnam War and now you can just download the entire thing on Wikipedia because of a FOIA request

[donjuaninhell]

Way more legit than Ragnar Benson.

[nitrobishop]

[hogcallingcontest]

looking at everyones post finale reviews of iwtv has me like

[deltaomicronfive]

Can anyone help a black transfem with tech and stability for my teaching job? I only owe 250 in rent and need help with procuring a good computer. If I had to set a goal myself it would 750 for other bills and tech by August, when my class starts.

Please please consider helping me out financially to get my best foot forward as a small time educator. Thank you.

Current Goal: 0/750

Link to a post with all my pay apps and gfm info below:

Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your

[deltaomicronfive]

160/750‼️

So many notes, so little help.

Please consider helping me procure the computer on my wish list and pay my 124 electric bill due next week 🙏🏾

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

✗ Jumping bouncing bean #6 has died. ! Jumping bouncing bean #3 is in pain! ! Jumping bouncing bean #7 is in pain! ! Jumping bouncing bean #2 is in pain! ✗ Jumping bouncing bean #7 has died. ! Jumping bouncing bean #8 is in pain! ! Jumping bouncing bean #3 is in pain! ! Jumping bouncing bean #3 is in pain! ! Jumping bouncing bean #3 is in pain! ✗ Jumping bouncing bean #3 has died. ? Jumping bouncing bean #8 is hungry. ✗ Jumping bouncing bean #8 has died.

[theehorsepusssy]

[kristina100000]

if you got a problem with me its your probble

[lesbianlizard]

adhd solidarity in unexpected places