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Bhagwan ji itni anxiety kyu bhari hai is chhote se sharir me, mar jaaungi mai yaar

[hogwarts-headmistress]

We love sarcastic detectives

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A looong speech after instructing others to make as little noise as possible

Only Sherlock Holmes does that

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Sherlock Holmes mentioned the qualities he would like his wife to have😂

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My business idea - cocaine with protein

What do you guys think:-)

[hogwarts-headmistress]

Itna behuda college hai yaha pe ek dhang ka dost nhi mila hai mujhe

Bhenchodd itni chidchidi ho gayi hu mai yaha aake

Kasam se aaj koi mere se panga lele to uski khaal udhed du mai

[hogwarts-headmistress]

Bhagwan ji please Jitesh ko mna lo yaar, humara jhagda sort kar do pleaseeeeeeee🥺

Vo naraz hai to bechaini si ho rhi hai

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Thank God I don't have voluntary control over my internal organs or I would have killed myself a thousand times already

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I have good problem solving skills but problem creating skills is where I truly shine

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Oomf's so lovely, I braided her hair and it was not so pretty but she still kept it saying achhi to lag rhi hai🥹

How come I got this lovely girl as my friend

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Severus Snape threatened his students to poison them so that they don't mess up brewing their antidote

Like no way dude😭😭

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Today my friend said that I should become a stand up comedian 😭😭 and that's one of the best compliments I've ever received

I absolutely adore that girl🌷

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I love it when Harry takes a stand for Hermione. Like Ron Weasley is his best friend, he even said he wouldn't risk his friendship with Ron for anything, but he can't bear it when Hermione is sad. She is very precious to him, he just can't see her in trouble. He turns into a protective brother for her and I find it very sweet

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Lucky you Mr Holmes, you've got yourself a friend who replies "Not in the least" when you ask "Do you mind breaking the law?"

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I can't believe that Sherlock Holmes fake married a girl named Agatha for Charles Augustus Milverton case

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Padhai me kya rakha hai, drugs karo drugs

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Instead of "cancel" tumblr gives the option of "nevermind" when we try to delete some post, it's like you sure you wanna delete this and you're like nahh nevermind let it be.

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Not to mention what shows up when you search a blog which does not exist. Why u so funny tumblr