Eat All The Cookies

Letting the world know I'm tired of its crap one person at a time

[bluechanas]

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

[depsidase]

[beggars-opera]

Me online today

[sailermoon]

you used to be able to go onto a tag after finishing a movie and see all sorts of gifsets. now you have to comb through reader insert fanfiction. we used to be a society

[i-fucked-your-milkshake]

My partner and I decided that we’re going to collect ugly clocks. No real reason, we were just like “we need to start *a collection*” and then landed on clocks.

We’ve got this friend who goes to estate sales who knows about and endorses our decision to collect ugly clocks and, as such, is always on the look out for ugly clocks to buy for us.

Friends and Tumblrinas, she’s outdone herself this time.

[everythingstarstuff]

[kaedien]

boot up, Bitch

[izhunny]

That reply is unexpectedly inspirational.

[80slesbiab]

[laughconfetti]

thank you The Beatles

[idnkycmnbsesictoau]

That’s Queen but yes thank you!

[sovietshopaholic]

[ID: a picture of the four members of the band Fleetwood Mac pointing at the camera. It’s subtitled “You’re GAY!” /End ID]

[flareguncalamity]

[ID: It’s ABBA. its fucking ABBA. /End ID]

[deathtokillian]

10/10 dad joke

[original-character-chaos]

I'll take "sentences you would only hear on tumblr" for $200, Alex.

[cadaverkeys]

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

[cadaverkeys]

another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.

[cadaverkeys]

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

[unfading-scrutiny-deactivated20]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[were--ralph]

LMAO THE OTHER PERSPECTIVE

[hiyari8]

[sanitymakesposts]

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

[charlataninred]

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

[sheepsheeples]

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

[seasickskeletonboy]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

[dostoyevsky-official]

trump is 78, putin is 72, netanyahu 75, biden 82, lukashenko 70. if you kill yourself now, you'll never see them die. keep going