So my first thought on being introduced to Angel Dust was "that is the most Draco Malfoy-coded character I've ever seen."
And now I'm writing "Hazbin Hotel but it's Harry Potter: the fanfic". Also maybe I made a bunch of art of the various characters.
And now I'm making this Tumblr so I can talk about it while I continue to work on it.
But I think it's pretty important to say that JKR is a transphobic jerk, and I think the world would be a better place if she lost her platform and was publicly shamed for having such bigoted and incorrect beliefs. But unfortunately, my brain absorbed those dumb books so deeply that now I have no choice but to read and write queer fanfiction about them forever.
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Biblically accurate angelic Sirius Black. This is the only other one I have planned right now, but couldn't make a demonic Snape without an angelic Sirius. He looks weird in white.
I decided to keep his canine features, because it looks like Hazbin is planning to keep Sir Pentious looking like a snake even when he's in Heaven. So I essentially just copied Adam's wings and put the eyes on it, which is fun, since, y'know, angels and their millions of eyes.
Someone requested Snape, and in accordance with the chapter I released yesterday, I figured I ought to release two versions of him.
Character: Snape
Hazbin role he's loosely filling: Adam
Character elements I used: Mostly Adam. The jacket in his demon version is loosely based on Velvette's.
Appearance notes: Demon Snape does not deserve a jacket this cool, but here we are. I am not making any attempt at doing his more humanoid face, sorry, so you only get the Exorcist mask version.
Character elements I used: Mostly Emily. The eyes and arms started as Sera's.
Appearance notes: I learned a lot about what makes a character look young or old, and the answer is, unsurprisingly, mostly that round silhouettes look younger. So I changed the face shape, switched out the eyes, and made the dress more A-line and less ballgown. And then I had to give her a bun and a less jubilant expression to make her read as "McGonagall."
I wasn't originally planning to do any of the angels, but you know how trying to write makes it easier to do anything else.
Character: Dumbledore
Hazbin role he's loosely filling: Sera
Character elements I used: Sera
Appearance notes: This is probably my most successful gender change, probably because the beard, and also because a dress changes to a robe pretty easily.
I've paused posting while I work on writing part 2 of my Hogwarts Hotel fic, but I thought I'd post a little preview here for anyone who happens to stop by. This is (as of now) the opening to the next chapter.
The whole fic can be found here!
There is a room in a building full of empty rooms that is special.
The building itself doesn’t look like the type of building to have a special room in it. It looks, quite frankly, like an old rat-infested office building. The outside literally just says “OFFICE” on it, with the E hanging askew.
The rooms in the office building all look the same. White walls, fluorescent ceiling lights, a large conference table surrounded by swiveling chairs. Besides looking slightly cleaner than one would expect from the outside of the building, there doesn’t seem to be anything special about any of them.
This one is special, though.
This one is conference room three.
I told myself I wasn't going to write a post about the second short, but here we are.
(disclaimer: I'm not a certified sex therapist, in part because the actual process costs money, but I am a licensed therapist who helps people of all genders sexual orientations with sex-related issues.)
Spoilers for the second Helluva Boss short under the cut.
Okay, so obviously, there's a lot of chatter on the ol' Tumblr about the "Blitz doesn't know how to give head" moment in the short. Part of this is just because that whole sequence of events is fucking hilarious. Blitz blushing when Moxxie goes down on that crystal is my favorite moment in the whole short, I want to frame it.
But, because we as a fandom have no chill, there's also a lot of different takes on it, especially because Verosika's lines in Ozzie's seem to reinforce the idea that Blitz doesn't reciprocate oral sex. I've seen a bit of "Blitz is bad at sex and Stolas just doesn't know it because he was married," and maybe that is true! But being a person is all about living in the uncertainty, so I want to remind you of other explanations that also exist!
Blitz was making a joke. He was insecure that he was unable to get the crystal to work when they were all depending on him, and his defense mechanism is humor.
Blitz IS bad at oral sex, but Stolas doesn't enjoy receiving oral sex anyway. I know that oral sex is the most enjoyable form of sex for a lot of people, but Stolas is a bird demon with a cloaca who enjoys bear traps as foreplay, who the fuck knows what feels good to him.
Blitz was panicking. His team was in immediate danger, he's going through this breakup with someone who thought he was a sex god, and his anxiety is real high. I guess this is sort of just another take on the first one.
Blitz is bad at the specific type of oral sex the crystal wanted. I mean, demon bird cloaca has to be different from hard square crystal, right?? ...right?
Also! Friendly reminder that being a top is not a good excuse in the real world to not give your partner oral sex. I'm a firm believer that you can be dominant in any sexual scenario, whether you're giving or receiving, and there's plenty of fanfiction out there to prove me right! Honestly, the absurdity of this remark almost reinforces the idea that this was mostly a joke to me.
