Virgo & Aries power duo

Crapicorns don't interact

[cosmo-asstrology]

Signs as Bad Bitches

Looks like a bad bitch but is a softy: Leo, Gemini, Pisces, Sagittarius

Looks like a softy but is a bad bitch: Aquarius, Taurus, Cancer, Libra

Looks like a bad bitch is a bad bitch: Virgo, Scorpio, Aries, Capricorn 

[hohohoroskop]

the signs and who they kin

aries: Troy Bolton

taurus: Chowder

gemini: Herobrine

cancer: Harry Potter

leo: Dean Winchester

virgo: Light Yagami

libra: Harry Styles

scorpio: Kaneki Ken

saggitarius: Phil from Dan and Phil

capricorn: Lenin

aquarius: Joker

pisces: Ariana Grande

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[creaturey]

this is a real quote from an actual pdx queer housing post

[arnikas]

[memecucker]

You could try and not be owned by @dickbong69

[sleepymaidgock]

i trust @dickbong69 more than any astrologist

[quincunx]

[memecucker]

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in the capricorn only bathroom someone asks your opinion on the death penalty as soon as you walk in

[scared-aquarius]

signs as ugly mugs

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

[hohohoroskop]

the signs as minecraft blocks

aries: jungle planks

annoying

taurus: hay bale

hrnmm

gemini: wet sponge

annoying

cancer: coal

boring

leo: whatever this is supposed to be

annoying

virgo: dirt

virgos don’t know how to play minecraft

libra: chisled quartz

idk how to write chisled quarts

scorpio: infested stone

very annoying

sagittarius: note block

fun

capricorn: myscelium

stinky

aquarius: soul sand

stinky & weird

pisces: dead coral

sad

follow for more minecraft posts :3

[hohohoroskop]

I know I’m a bit late but guys HAPPY TAURUS SEASON I LOVE TAURUSES

[gluten-free-pussy]

No shade but some of y’all take that zodiac shit a little tooooo seriously :/

[gluten-free-pussy]

Y’all be like: I’m a fire sign™️ so that’s why I committed tax fraud

[atomicbecky]

The signs as contestants from MTV’s Next

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

[1dzodiac]

The signs as Harry Styles wearing a mask

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

[aeneasx]

no one:

pisces: do you believe in aliens? ants are so small. what if we die tomorrow?

earth signs:

[taffetastrology]

The signs as Delia’s catalog looks

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

[hohohoroskop]

the signs on a music festival

Aries:

the guy in the mosh pit you try to avoid because they shove you a bit too hard

Taurus:

just having a good time :)

Gemini:

your weed dealer

Cancer:

somewhere out there, crying

Leo:

the youtuber doing this social experiment which is just an excuse to flex, because they obvs aren’t fat, who did you think they were a fat and ugly fuck? think again

Virgo:

letting their inner troll out trololo

Libra:

at least 90% naked

Scorpio:

getting real emotional

Sagittarius:

trying to crowd surf, then taking the second place on youtube top  10 crowd surfing fails video

Capricorn:

the weird, handsy security guy who takes away your weed and your dignity

Aquarius:

staying hydrated

Pisces:

??

[thorn-in-my-spine]

when each sign hosts the party

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

[ytinifninfinityy]

Song 4 u

[hohohoroskop]

It's a taurus

[thorn-in-my-spine]

the signs as teachers

Aries - the gym teacher

Taurus - the one who could really use some rest

Gaymini - the gay teacher

Cancer - the one who is way too emotional all the time

Leo - the hot one

Virgo - the one who talks down to students, thinks he is superior

Libra - the one who tries to help you

Scorpio - the sadistic one

Sagittarius - that one who doesn’t give a single fuck

Capricorn - the one who still feels like a teenager 

Aquarius - ???

Pisces - the artsy teacher