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quincunx

tumblr mobile pride flag

depsidase

#yellowjackets

greelin

“migraine with aura” sounds so cool . like some sort of ability. but it is in fact not cool at all

tarrarre

the only reason i know about girl math and girl dinner is because of people on here complaining about those terms. and those people who first started complaining saw it on tiktok. so heres the thing. why dont we all just never look at tiktok again forever. then these things won't happen anymore.

nereb-and-dungalef

Mongolian history class, 2022, start of the semester. We're having a discussion on animal slaughter, featuring the one Mongolian student in our school.

The student explains that he's slaughtered animals himself, and there are two ways of doing it that avoid the spilling of blood. For a small animal like a chicken, you reach up into the chest of the animal and sever the arteries. For a larger animal like a camel, there's a spot on the forehead that, when hit hard enough, causes the animal to die instantly.

While this discussion is going on, a couple of the students are sharing something back and forth on their phone

The professor calls this out, asking if what they're sharing is more interesting than Mongolian animal slaughter

The room is dead silent for a few seconds. The two students look at each other awkwardly.

Eventually, one of the students pipes up:

"Well, the queen of England just died."

And without missing a beat, another student:

"Did they hit her on the head like a camel?"

quincunx

bam! Dead queen

yvfu

reminder that your and [social media company]'s interests will never be aligned

official-kircheis

what if I bought [social media company]?

sigmaleph

data is admittedly sparse on this one but i have a case study saying not even then

janmisali

which one is backslash?

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both of them

neither of them

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Voting ended onSep 17, 2023

facingfearbuildingfuture-deacti

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facets-reblogging

jame7t

watching a tiktok and someone just described the black/blue gold/yellow dress meme as “one of the first things to ever go viral”

freelance-fiend

ah-riadne

ok the irony and misinformation in the tags is making me insane. leprosy? caused by bacteria! and not actually that contagious! tuberculosis? bacterial! bubonic plague? also bacterial!! if you want an early viral infection smallpox is right there! polio! hell, even influenza! bacteria ≠ viruses!

freelance-fiend

memecucker

You could try and not be owned by @dickbong69

sleepymaidgock

i trust @dickbong69 more than any astrologist

quincunx

memecucker

#oh so this is making the rounds again #that explains the random pile of new followers this week #fair enough. its a good meme i was quite proud

hymneminium

There's something gloriously obscene about movies. The idea of spending a hundred million dollars and several lifetimes to create a single work of art that's not very good

webscene

I am taking everyone who made a poll to gauge the True Percentage of Queers on Tumblr and putting them through a statistics course

feralbiologist

Relevant xkcd

#some people in the comments saying those polls aren't meant to be serious #they all plainly and openly claim to 'find out the true percentage' or something #if thats not serious why say it at all why not just say 'what percent of people who see my posts'

thotfulness

quantum physics, not even once.

quincunx

#breaking bad

cinemove

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

ohcanadada-deactivated20190117

Denis The Peasant For President

quincunx

If theres going to be a concerted effort in the uk to end the english monarchy, Dennis the Peasant could be the mascot. Everyone of every age knows him.

Put his face on ten thousand tshirts, banners, and protest signs. #GodSavetheDennis

#side joke: strange women lying in ponds distributing swords you say? may i ask which ponds exactly

marlbororeds100s-deactivated202

99.99% of rap haters have never even listened to rap. or if they have it's like one gangsta rap song & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it's representative of every rap song ever. and well of course they are also just racist

marlbororeds100s-deactivated202

first & last line still stand even if rap was a monolith and all rap was gangsta rap. btw

i-liked-pluto

Rap is great! Everyone knows the worst genre of music is country

marlbororeds100s-deactivated202

99.99% of country haters have never even listened to country. or if they have it's like one post-9/11 pop country song by a rich poser & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it's representative of every country song ever. and well of course they are also just classist

max1461

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.