give me space

sophia/20/america ~ ur local ho w/ a hijab

[seathiing]

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

[tothechaos]

now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.

[tothechaos]

HEY. IS ANYONE LISTENING. ANY WEB BASED SEARCH ENGINES FOR INSTANCE. THE BEST WAY TO TELL IF A LOAF OF BREAD KS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.

[karlyuchka]

@official-penis-posts

[official-penis-posts]

Official Stick Your Dick In The Bread To Find Out If It’s Done Post

[justagirl-wholikesthing5]

It works! IT WORKS!!!

[tothechaos]

[lakevida]

dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.

[unrepentantauthor]

everything fucking sounds like this now i guess

[headspace-hotel]

Poob has it for you

[notemily]

I have two things to add here:

[bornintheusa1984-deactivated202]

[campyvillain]

we need to kill all forms of self deprecating humor in 2022. literally eradicate that shit

[campyvillain]

i’m serious the amount of damage that the half jokey “i-i’m trash and bad at everything hshshshshsj!” mindset has done to the minds of vulnerable mentally ill young people especially young kids and teenagers should be considered a federal crime i think. whoever decided that state of mind is Quirky and Ideal and relatable to spread to impressionable people should be guillotined and gnawed on. no more

[chokulit]

i am big and strong and immortal and also funny and good at art and also the smartest person alive i am the secret ingredient to a good day

[the-fridge-is-on-fire]

the masculine urge to

[the-stove-is-on-fire]

light kitchen appliances on fire.

[the-fridge-is-on-fire]

everyone shut the fuck up I found my soulmate

[byeeeeeeejfnfkekflekr-deactivat]

some of u didnt have tumblr before the porn ban where u would literally just randomly be scrolling through your dash and happen upon a series of aggressive gay porn gifs because one of ur mutuals happened to be horny that night and it shows

[hotdogsngiggles]

i miss it. 

there was a sense of random danger that I loved

[vincaris]

finally finished this painting i sketched out months ago… please click for better quality i know tumblr is gonna kill it (reference used)

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

Oh my god this is a painting

[heir-of-the-founders]

Guys its a painting

[freshbaked-bread]

GUYS THIS IS A PAINTING

[shadowrabbit3593]

Me: This is not a painting at all I don’t believe it even though everyone is saying it and the artist themselves said it

*clicks for better quality and zooms in*

Oh my goodness this is a painting

[louistomlinsoncouk]

Behind The Scenes of the We Made It Shoot

[programmerhumour]

Sadly true

[holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe]

The Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson: ‘1079′ c. 1866

[ID: The Earth and I, alone,]

[ouranhighschool]

A Day in the Life of the Fujioka Family!

[cliven-zu]

Ghibli redraw of Howl with his dark hair ✨

[hojab]

kinda disappointed that 1d didn’t release another perfume for their anniversary :/

[de4dbl0g-deactivated20191110]

so i cannot reblog this since i commented on her familys child slave once after she made me mad with some bullshit post about greek culture but i just wanted to say this is me when i accidently sniff bleach

[chongoblog]

This website is free

[sexhaver]

[dailytomlinson]

Ahead of the 10th anniversary, we should all keep in mind this very important statement.