Been Into Superheros since I was Born @hojordan - Tumblr Blog

the more i read comics, the more i realize that i no longer want amazing, groundbreaking writers. what i want is a decently competent writer who others may consider a little boring but who can actually make it to twenty issues without making me want to commit acts of extreme violence

allgremlinyaps

Justice League: War is just like an hour forty of Bruce Wayne aggravating a twunk

conjobthehellblazer

DC PRIDE JOHN CONSTANTINE PIN UP BY KEVIN WADA

IT’S BEAUTIFUL

veilblight

"Boycott Sony" are y'all okay?? Who do you think made into the Spider-Verse??? Which is literally the best Spiderman film ever? Who do you think gave you Venom?? I have to laugh

artwh0r3

More importantly which company has a chokehold on the entertainment industry and which company just wants a fair cut of the funds/profits to keep making said good movies? Don’t let Disney make Sony out to be a villain when they’re not.

areiton

ALL. OF. THIS.

You want Disney to 'win' this, be honest about why: Spiderman and his future in the MCU. It's sure as hell not because Disney is in the right or doing anything but looking out for their bottom line.

persehpone

IS THIS REAL LIFE…… ?

is this just fantasy ?????

antarax

#ive risen from my grave now that king is buried

wwprice1

Awesome Young Justice #1 variant by Jorge Jimenez!

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“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

bairnsidhe

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are. He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

chaosinacoffeecup

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

therobotmonster

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date.

selivakyle

venom is getting bad reviews because clearly no movie critics are monster fuckers. send tweet.

selivakyle

like honestly though you know these plain ass bitches were going into those theatres hoping to have some film about how eddie brock overcame the scary slime monster to take down the evil scary bad business man and then he and miss blondie would ride into the sunset on the back of his motorbike and i just have to ask like… did they all seriously watch eddie “big bitch energy” brock and venom “big slut energy” symbiote in the trailer releases and think “oh yes, this is going to be an intellectual piece of film”? No! this film is for horny people and people with taste so bad it’s good. no i won’t elaborate.