Contained Chaos

Flight risk.

[estelles-remade-deactivated2018]

i wish my skin was flawless so i could just put on some lipgloss and Go

[lmaonade]

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

[make--it--gayer]

this is a true ally 

[nerd-nugget]

dear future partner

we gonna fuck a lot love ya

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

I hate being high why I keep hearing footsteps 😑

[with-practice]

Are you walking?

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

Oh shit

[pluviophilesarchive-deactivated]

Is behind on 10+ TV shows: I have nothing to watch!

[eleftheriatic]

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

[ubercream]

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

[hurgler-blog]

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

[veeranger]

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

[doodleboots-deactivated20190129]

DAY 15!!! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15!!!

[dwarf-p1anet]

Number 15 burger king foot lettuce

[micaxiii]

then tomorrow’s the 16th!

EUREKA, WE’RE SAVED!!!!

[akaashikelji]

here come dat weeb!!

o shit konnichiwa

[sonicthehedgegod]

this is it. this is the worst post.

[muddlemore]

ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck

[argumate]

When no-fault divorce was legalized in the 70′s, the states that legalized it saw a decrease of 8 to 16 percent in married women committing suicide and a 30 percent decline in domestic violence.

(from @aisandetsarepeopletoo)

[aprillikesthings]

this is why worshipping the so-called “traditional family” is a load of fucking bullshit

[lesbitchka]

“you just want all the female characters you like to be lesbians” yes?

[titty5]

why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum

[saviorownsoul]

give me the 1080p titty

[rebe83]

60fps of titty

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

4k 144FPS mega-titty

[thatpunnyguy-deactivated2016051]

6.8 GHz dual core titty

[arcadeigannon]

kids, when you’re choosing your college schedule, you’ll hear a voice saying “just take the 8AM class. it won’t be that bad. you’ve done it for this long” that’s the devil talking

[jpnys]

I wanna get paid for wasting my time on tumblr

[nyxta-magissa-deactivated202404]

*I would be a billionaire*

[bombing]

[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible

[jayywesst]

*Friend puts Snapchat camera on you*

[mzzz-cherry]

Me

[randan-a]

I’m more of a..

[odotlondon]

Top: drunk

Bottom: sober

[zelldas]

no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other person in the whole world, was “made for you” because it isn’t true. no one is made for you, besides you. other people belong to themselves. if you want to make it work with someone, it’s about hard work, understanding, compassion, communication, and choice