oh wtf is wrong with u

can u meme alot thi

[thebootydiaries]

[judestims]

💜| wildlife.home

[whitepeopletwitter]

She has a point

[thelightofthingshopedfor]

There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit:

I see a cop

Some asshole is tailgating me

[firebirdeternal]

This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of  A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you.  B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and  C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off.

[slowdissolve]

I feel so valid now

[pocmemes]

[fuforthought]

Charlize Theron training for the filming of “Atomic Blonde”.

[ablaske]

[sonata-stigmata]

[protect-and-love-cats]

[oikws]

things i can’t stop thinking about: this pup

[thecollectibles]

Art by Neo1900

[weavemama]

kermit really is that bitch…… he went from crying in showers and talking to negative inner monologues to running freely in a dandelion field,,…i’m tryna be on this level

[weavemama]

reblog happy kermit for a full month of good luck 

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

a full ever after of good luck

[wet-farts-smell-the-same]

[throwbackblr]

[chaoticgood-remadee-deactivated]

not to sound like a grumpy old bitch but the current climate of mainstream pop music is boring and shitty

[chaoticgood-remadee-deactivated]

“oouuyhyy i miiieeass yoouuuuuu im sad boy” grow up  and make the next party rock anthem god. fuck.

[mens-rights-activia]

[pointlesslypointing]

I just feel like there could be steps you take before this one

[toastbutteregg]

here

just putting this here

if i saw it, so should you

[astrobro]

What in God’s name is business casual

[faketop-deactivated20201219]

[astrobro]

Thanks I got the job!

[toastbutteregg]

UMMM what about “campfire song” or “indoors”?!!?!?! or the KRUSTY KRAB SONG

[mobyy--dick]