Oh.

Alexandra. Pretty things, funny things, but mostly food and puppies

[deceptipup]

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

[william-snekspeare]

"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

[liketheghost-deactivated2015012]

so is it a thing in (american) english to use “texas” as a word for like, something that’s out of control or chaotic, or as like, “crazy”? like “that party last weekend was totally texas!”

because that is a thing people say in norwegian and i just think it’s important for americans to know that?

[galesofnovember]

this is the best thing I’ve ever heard

[minnielikes-deactivated20260215]

i’m sorry wHAT

[copperbadge]

This is like the time I found out that in Israel “Ma po ze, Chicago?” (What is this, CHICAGO?) is a saying for when people are acting unruly. 

[perilegs]

in finland if something is far away or in an unknown place we can say that “se on huitsin nevadassa” (it’s in nevada) you can also politely tell that you’d wish someone to fuck off by wishing that they’d go to nevada

[sewickedthread]

I am both amused and nodding my head at the accuracy.

[artemisiasea]

[nocked-deactivated20181125]

“I love you.” “What if I got a bowl cut”

[heartshapedwhirl]

[dangerouslygenresavvy]

[krollshow]

[ithelpstodream]

[art-nimals]

[holasayonara]

me: I just want this to be over

friend: want what to be over?

me: *gestures vaguely*

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

Details of the Morning Coffee Cup

[theparttimemisanthrope]

Sansa: Your list?

Arya: Of people I’m going to kill.

Sansa:

[factly]

[fireable-deactivated20180203]

[b3hold-a-lady]

[straightgirls]

this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT

[girlschasinggirls]

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!