Hold_my_erer

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[yo-its-matt]

what is it about me sitting in my little corner of the Internet and saying “I actually don’t hate myself as an adult now and I want to be nice to people and that’s my entire thing” that makes these anons start foaming at the mouth

[yo-its-matt]

I’ll be perfectly honest, I’ve spent the better part of a decade wishing I weren’t fucking alive and beating depression off with a caveman’s wooden club. If I get to a point in my adult life after all that shit where I can finally say “I don’t want to see myself dead anymore, I like who I am” and you have the gall to tell me I have too much self confidence now, I’m gonna take the club I killed my depression with and I’m gonna start beating you with it

[yo-its-matt]

Basically,

[whitepeopletwitter]

I would also like to know

[nagisa-cchi]

♪ *:･ﾟ✧ Lost in Paradise *:･ﾟ✧♫

[hinamie]

you get a yuuji and you get a yuuji and you get a yuuji an-

[ororo-storm]

reading manga always starts off as a fun adventure until you get to the point where you no longer wish to have the ability to read because of all the pain that comes with it

[unhonestlymirror]

The Original

[astraldemise]

id like to live in the pokemon world because i like the idea of finding a mystery egg on my adventures and taking it with me and after a while it hatches and theres just some sentient car keys in there

[astraldemise]

pokemon eggs are really interesting because theyre all the same size shape and colour regardless of what species it belongs to so if you just obtain an egg youll never know what you could get. could be pikachu. could be god. could be a crocodile. you just dont know and thats half the fun

[somanyjacks]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

[wormsslime]

[draconym]

Thinking about that day another park ranger and I discovered that

1. we both used the same shampoo and

2. Suave Essentials Tropical Coconut drives honeybees absolutely bugfuck wild

[draconym]

3. He's allergic to bees

[ablessingofbumbles]

It’s likely the scent! Banana scent (Isoamyl acetate) is the same scent as the aggression pheromone bees put out when they’re angry. Never eat bananas near bees! Always check your lotion, sunscreen, etc bottles for banana scent or isoamyl acetate before going near bees

[hoovse]

So you're telling me that when bees get mad they start violently smelling like bananas?

[ablessingofbumbles]

Can confirm! In (hopefully) very rare cases, a large hive full of pissed off bees smells a lot like bananas! Usually there’s not nearly enough of them for humans to be able to smell it, though.

[arra-tech]

[bunnyqueengrace]

@cyber-flow thank you for the funniest tags I've seen all day.

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

[ID: a digital drawing of a bee with boxing gloves, fighting a sad and confused (and bruised) looking banana. The banana asks "why?" /end ID].

[ID: a screenshot of two tags, reading: you could say - you could say that they go bananas. /end ID].

[urlocalllama]

Alex Hirsch is this close to fucking losing it and going on a murderous rampage through Disney’s corporate offices

[iguanamouth]

Have you ever thought of a Chinese dragon combined with a dachshund or a ferret?

you mean like. a little. weiner dog dragon ohhohoohh man

[ginormouspotato]

OH NOOOOOO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[shutyourmoustache]

Moths got mind-fucked. I repeat: moths got mind-fucked.

[phreinne]

yachi vibes

※ DO NOT REPOST

[redzombie]

bnha but its actually hades

[shins-hoes]

Somebody please take the paint away from me.

[botanyshitposts]

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[flipocrite]

[clickityweasel]