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savage

Hi. I’m literal trash.

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STEVE STOP

saltrat88

“You’re not my Dad!”

Hahahahaha

norseminuteman

“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.

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BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

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misscherrylikesthediscourse

Giving homeless people MONEY instead of FOOD can save their lives this winter, shelters cost money, being able to sit in McDonald’s and nurse a coke for a couple hours to warm up costs money, often accessing public toilets (whether it’s to use them, wash up or just to be out of the wind) costs money.

Just give homeless people cash, just do it, no excuses, no whining about “enabling their drug habits”, if you have money to spare, give it and possibly save someone from literally freezing to death.

degofg

And even if they do use it for drugs, I’m going to be real with y’all; Nobody deserves to go into withdrawal alone, on the streets, in the middle of winter. My MO is always that I would rather give someone money that they didn’t ‘need’ rather than not give them money that they do need. If you have the cash, give it. It’s not that hard, and it’s the right thing to do.

hold-that-sound

I’ve worked in a homeless shelter for 3 years. Don’t give out cash. Give gift cards. Or food. Shelters do not cost money.

welovekanyewest

so-doggone-funny

don’t bother him when he’s in the zone

cagaderamental

megheadmed

You need.. you need to unmute…

cobaltdays-deactivated20210208

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

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This is perfection 😂

What’s your biggest regret?

Letting those meddling kids and their dog stop my diamond smuggling scheme.

quatschmachen

Edmonton Gothic

- No one talks about East Edmonton. There is no East Edmonton.

-The sign at the lrt says “coming fall 2014”. Then it says “coming 2015”. Eventually all pretenses are dropped and it simply says “coming”. What is coming you will never know.

-Construction materials rot on the street until they become public art. No one knows how this happens or finds it appealing.

- Somehow a new arena that no one wanted or could afford to pay for appears on the horizon. The downtown core disintegrates faster than Rexall did. Tears begin to fall from Wayne Gretzky’s statue

- Bridges bend out of shape but are safe to cross three weeks later.

- The Mayor continually gets reelected but no one remembers the elections.

- Those from Edmonton Strathcona never leave their area for fear of being eaten by Conservative wolves.

- West Edmonton Mall continually grows larger until it consumes City Centre.

- In winter citizens never leave their homes after eight in the evening for fear of being eaten by the screeching metallic machines outside that no one talks about.

- You have never seen your neighbour without a scarf. You wonder what happens when the layers are peeled away and whether there is really anyone under there.

- The City claims to hold Festivals but the only ones you remember involve fire and sacrifices to the Sun god.

- Sun glints off the pyramids. Your nostrils sting and eyes water. The corpse flower has awoken for its bi-annual Calgarian sacrifice.

- You have been driving for three hours. You keep looking for mountains on the horizon but you haven’t even reached the end of city limits. You swear you have seen that hay bale before.

- The sun rose for three and a half hours today. At least, that’s what they said on the news. You have been inside since before dawn and you never saw it coming home. You haven’t seen the sun since August.

wasturbatress

raptorific

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………