in the pines

noah kahan time to show your worth, child. sznofthesticks [this is fake my friend]

[holdmytemper]

hi i'm noah and i got famous for singing about new england. i will never, ever, ever shut up about playing at fenway, i almost cried performing with hozier, and i also kinda can't throw a baseball for shit. allegedly. sznofthesticks

[holdmytemper]

gotta say i'm really past this whole "it gets dark at 4pm" nonsense

[holdmytemper]

i think there is nothing quite as annoying as having to put all of your leftovers in the fridge when all you wanna do is go to bed

[holdmytemper]

new york i am here i am writing i am preparing for this next album to be fuckin born eventually

[germz4u]

Me

[holdmytemper]

my favourite pastime is watching soccer and making judgemental statements about the players as if i could do any fucking better

[holdmytemper]

if i was your top artist this year: i’m so sorry for whatever it is you went through and i hope things get better ❤️

[holdmytemper]

all of my bones hurt

[holdmytemper]

my notes are snippets of possible song lyrics that might very well never see the light of day tbh

[papayajuan2019]

you guys literally are all so brave. even through the screen i can tell. keep going

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[duckdotcom]

are you mad at me? would you like to be

[holdmytemper]

headaches should not exist. send tweet

[bronzeagenormie]

stand up & meow like a man

[holdmytemper]

preparing to hibernate until the warmer weather arrives ama

[holdmytemper]

[slowlikehoney1996]

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”