One day at a time

[autistichalfblood]

Kara SNAPPED and it was beautiful.

[nat-20s]

God I love how Donna and Ten at the start of Unicorn and the Wasp are like “1920′s party! HELL YEAH” and then they spend 99% of the time just gossiping with each other instead of, like, interacting

[nat-20s]

TFW you’re with your best friend at a party but you don’t know any of these people so you guys just judge people together in the corner

[4444555666777888999]

Mama Mia……..here I mf go again

[meatpower]

The desire to pick up any large sticks and carry them around for no reason

[meatpower]

amazing reply

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

me: oh no, i’m dying… i feel so sick and weak

(eats food and drinks water)

oh, i’m fine… and i have powers now

[elderflowercrown]

lokean affirmations™

[drpathetique]

The fools let me become an MD, and I didn’t even have to cheat.

[habanerokobin]

us customs agent: do you have anything to declare

the uswnt: yes we just won the fucking world cup

[exclusivegorgeousgeek]

Therapist: "And what do we say when life disappoints us"

Me: "Called it"

Therapist: "no"

[striveforgreatnessss]

[prokopetz]

Really, at this point Disney should just double down and cast Idris Elba as King Triton. I mean, they’ve already got him on a multi-picture contract, he’s an experienced green-screen actor (which is important because we all know “live action” means “90% CGI”), we have hard evidence that he can rock a big grey beard, and he’s literally the dadliest man in Hollywood.

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

He has the perfect voice for a sea king.

[knifefightscene]

“we’re ruining the planet” i’m sorry who is this we i don’t recall myself running a billion dollar oil business

[mjalti]

[mephystophyles]

sure, when my grandfather fought nazis and fascism he was “a hero” and “on the right side of history” but when i do it im “way too sensitive” and “no better than they are”

[mephystophyles]

Happy one year anniversary of this post also fuck nazis and fuck Donald Trump

[astronomyparkers]

zendaya said fuck racist lives

[gayerluke]

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

[wolfvalkyrie-blog]

why is this so fucking funny 

[gayerluke]

it’s a joke

[bob-belcher]

[shitthehousessay]

Slytherin: My mom likes to tell me “you have to pick your battles”

Slytherin: Well I’m full of rage and I’m picking all of them.