mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

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mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese
Napping together is an important part of a relationship
its time for the tantrum hole
[ID: 6 panel comic of a flaming floating skull.
The skull shouts “the time of reckoning is now! The wretched basket holiday is banned!”
A man approaches and says “You can’t just ban Easter Mr President sir!” The skull asks “Why the fuck not?”. The skull seems to be behind a desk.
The man protests “it’s unconstitutional!” The skull replies “You’re unconstitutional!” and vomits a stream of flying insects at the man.
The skull flies away and it’s clear they’re in the office of the US President. The skull shouts “Fuck you! Fuck the founding fathers!” The man in the background is covered in insects, crying “oh god help me”
The skull flies over to a piece of wall labelled ‘tantrum hole" that is exactly the size and shape of the skull. The skull slots himself in, face first, and the caption reads “muffled screaming ”. End ID]
My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.
It’s been almost two years since I posted this but here’s a list of the official spelling of every character he introduces here:
Dr. Gibbitz
Dr. Amon Skagerakk Fredrickshaven
Dr. Donald Gorthian
Ronald Von Momnaldberg
Dr. Natasha Nesciantskidovich
Vicenzo de Alimamala Corningston III
Professor Jerry Gustav Mangledink
Horace Marmingblat Wimplestein, Jr.
Dr. Chazz Fazzledopenhoffer
Vater Oorlag
Dr. Milminaman-lanilim-swinwamly
Dr. Gibbitz again (but for some reason it’s spelled “Gibbetz” in the season 2 subtitles)
Melmord Fjordslorn
Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter
Dr. Amomolith Chesterfield
Wilmore Unduntingiminen
Dr. Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden
Dr. Imptnin Pmiltson
Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididindnin
Dr. Krumpworth Chponglasia IV, Jr.
Dr. Borgermu Barret Swingdworth
Dr. Richard Reinhold Rnawighiwowpj
Captain Slufgyflaysid
Dr. Bartholomew Grahsrihajul
Dr. Alsajahb Fifborgiltk
Dr. Fsmilejera Irlelwoll
Dr. Commander Vernmim Chuntspinkton
Like I just love how you can pinpoint “Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden” as the exact moment the joke went from making Mark Hamill say funny but still vaguely name-shaped words to forcing that poor man to pronounce straight up keysmashes out loud.
The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster
this on the bedspread
This as every wallpaper
Wow guys, we’ve really come together to make this House MD into a Home MD 💙
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Velociraptors are scary but really they aren't that scary because they can't change speed. They always move at exactly the same rate, so they're predictable and you can avoid them. The real one to look out for is the acceleraptor
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