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I think it goes without saying but I ran out of time to finish all the asks in the box before the holidays ended. My work hours went up and considering it was just one person handling the asks here I got a little overwhelmed, so next year I’ll enlist some help.

In the meantime I’ve recorded the url of everyone I didn’t get to beneath the cut. If your muse is listed there, they’re entitled to claim one of the following:

a pair of sock ‘em boppers

a new set of towels

a 30$ wcronalds gift card

a free download code for android/ofiuco order

a new comforter

a voucher for a t-shirt from a local npc vendor priced at 30$ or less

a nerf gun

a 5lb bag of gummy worms

#holidayofiuco

"Excuse me, may I have a gift? I've been trying to be good, I promise!"

“But have you been trying hard enough? Jiii...” She wasn’t so sure. This one was related to spiders, and she didn’t necessarily relate spiders with pure and innocent souls. “Enjoy: silly string.” A whole case of different colours, it seemed.

#holidayofiuco #spiderstaff

Presents, huh? I mean, I dunno if I deserve nothin', but I may as well fish around in here, right?

“Fish? You want to fish?” That was all the indication Ofiuco needed. Enjoy your brand new fishing rod!

#holidayofiuco #driftawcy

“ well, as long as you’re still giving things out...i guess i wouldn’t mind one. “

“You look like you’re good with a sword, so take this set of dinner knives designed to look like tiny swords. They cannot be used as actual swords, however.”

#moonstonetm

Peridot runs up and practically slaps a Christmas cactus down on the booth. "I grew a bunch of these, and they're really easy to take care of! I didn't wanna just take something without giving you something back!"

“It’s... a cactus.” Uh??? Was this a tradition of some sort? She didn’t have any date on it, but she balanced it perfectly on top of her head regardless. “You look like you could use some good tunes. Here you go... Jock Jams.” Starring such hits as: Space Jam.

#holidayofiuco #kindergardening

"Never been too good at askin' for stuff, but hey. I was wonderin' if I could get a present if you're not too busy."

“You’re... the one with the bad luck.” Was it wrong to give this as a gift? She did not believe in luck herself, but the city’s systems did process it as an ability of sorts. “This.” She held out a small vial, a cherry-scented liquid contained within. “If you drink this, you won’t have to worry about your bad luck for an hour. It can only be used once though, so hold onto it for when it matters most.”

#holidayofiuco #luckbinds

"Happy holidays! I know I haven't been here super long but can I still have a gift, please?"

“I still have a lot of plushies to give... What about...” Fingers were cast towards a rather generic looking plushie, but its form reshaped to resemble Kamila’s dog. “That?” Having control over the gifts made things convenient.

#holidayofiuco #msskamila

"Hoooyy! Merry Christmas little one! I have a scarf for thee! I do not expect a gift in return but I would not say no!"

Instantaneous scarfification! With every scarf she added, she could only grow more powerful. In return she’s presented... a bee costume, complete with wings. “Bzz, bzz. It means thank you in bee.”

#holidayofiuco #direheterosis

D --> You've piqued my curiosity, please surprise me

“Troll...” She’d tried reading Homestuck like... five times now. Never had she gotten past Act III. Honestly she was a little stuck on what to give him, but finally settled on a high-quality stress ball. “You have problems with your nerves, right? This will help.”

#holidayofiuco #voidofair

Looks left. Looks right. Looks left again. "... Can I have a gift too, Miss Ofiuco?"

“Maybe you can find a use for this.” A big, video sign with the Potion Seller Meme on constant replay. Surely a seller of potions would make good use of this.

#holidayofiuco #oneeyedpsychic

"A pleasure to meet one of the few responsible for inviting me to such a... Metropolis. Ofiuco, was it? In any case, if you're gracing everyone gifts for the holiday season, I do have a few requests myself~ Mostly answers as to why I, the greatest mind in the universe, is being subject to live here. Annnnd... If it isn't too much trouble... A Power source for any of my future projects? Something of the crystal variety? Hmhmhm..."

“...Hah?” Ofiuco was not amused by this man’s shenanigans. She did not get along with the egotistical, and wasn’t this the villain from Crash Bandicoot? ‘It’s not that hard’, someone had told her. Yeah, okay. She never wanted to scale that tower again. “You want some crystals? Here.” Fruit punch-flavored Pop Rocks.

#holidayofiuco #youllgocrystalcrazy

❝Ciao, sono io!~❞ Wait- Mario, not everyone can speak Italian. ❝Oh, excuse me! I meant to say: Hello, it's-a me! It's-a so nice to meet you, and Happy Holidays! I've-a heard you're givin' out gifts? That's swell! ...Say, if you're-a willing, may I have one as well? Please? Thank you!❞

“Buone vacanze a te.” She was programmed with every language, thankfully. At least every language native to the world she was created in anyways. Though she shuddered at the thought of being KOed via forward smash in SSBU from online Mario players. She handed him a candy jar shaped and coloured like one of the invincibility stars from his home world, all kinds of gummies stuffed within.

#holidayofiuco #1upbcy

"Whoa! Are we getting presents? For real!? Can I get one?!"

“Ah, you’re rowdy. Like Kamina, sort of. Hm...” Did she have something that a man like this could use? “How about... this?” It was a very stupid Christmas sweater, the kind of silly, hand-knitted ones your grandparents gave you. But this one had his mech designed stylishly against a Christmasy background.

#holidayofiuco #firefightersoul

" Salutations, Ms. Ofiuco! May I receive one of those 'gifts' you are giving? "

“Salutations, Ms. Polendina.” Had she the opportunity, she might have liked to have a longer discussion with this one. They were fundamentally similar after all. “I present you this data disc, which contains your fondest memories of your friends. That way, regardless of what happens, you will never forget.” It was a fear she had about her own memory. Forgetting would be... painful.

#holidayofiuco #realvived

[ Uhh. Hi. You're.. Ofiuco, right? Guess we're here for a present, if that's okay. Oh, but you can just give one to Red, since I can't really use anything. ] the sword speaks, as Red waves and smiles.

“Oh...” This woman could not speak? That seemed to be an issue, though Ofiuco knew enough about manners to not question it. But wasn’t there a way she could ease that burden? At least a little? “It might not be a conventional fix, but...” Her hand was balled into a fist, and she opened her palm to reveal what looked to be a set of earbuds. “If you wear one, and give one to another, they’ll be able to hear the thoughts you want them to. It’s an experimental device though, so make sure you take care of it. I’m not sure I’d be able to replace it before the holidays come next.”

#holidayofiuco #paaperboats

"Ooh, me next Miss Ofiuco! I promise I've been a good squirrel this year!"

“You say that, Makoto, but... I guess you have a somewhat endearing body-- I MEAN... PERSONALITY.” Cough, cough. Her gay was showing. Sheepishly she handed off a gift. It was a set of stuffies based on Noel Vermillion, Tsubaki Yayoi, and herself. “There was one of Ragna the Bloodedge, but I’m saving it in case Nu asks.”

#holidayofiuco #bigbangsmasher

Ofiuco. I would like to thank you, for all the help and care you've given us. I hope you have a wonderful holiday season. You deserve one.

“Mr. Nightmare Knight. I recall reading in the records that you started a war… elsewhere…” She wasn’t permitted to allude to more than that. “Actually, I have something you might like.” It was a book… on baking. He hadn’t asked for anything, but she provided it anyways. There were recipes from many worlds stashed within, making it a rather valuable item.

#holidayofiuco #whohassummonedme

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