WillYouComeToMyCottageThisSummer 🏒

#1 Fan of SKip 🏒 Hollanov Supremacy 🏒 23 🏒 She/They🏒 Totally Not Normal Main Blog: @alexandriajadereads

[keznated]

sex & cuddle.

[ducktollers]

outta their way gayboys

[hollanovandskip]

Love is real 🥺

[loontattoo]

hammerlock // read on ao3

words: 8073 // tags: explicit sexual content, consensual non-consent alternating pov, wrestling, kink exploration, under-negotiated kink, dry humping, pain kink, anal sex, implied subdrop and domdrop, post-e1e6 - the cottage

"Fuck. OK." Shane's heart is hammering in his ears. He feels claustrophobic. Hot all over. His voice is shaking. His dick is so fucking hard. "Let me go for real now." Ilya cocks an eyebrow, stealing Shane's breath as he presses him down that much deeper into the sheets. "Is what you want?" he asks, his eyes fixed carefully on Shane's face. Shane swallows. It is and it isn't. Ilya is stronger than him right now. Ilya could do whatever he wanted and Shane wouldn't be able to stop it.

or; a fic based on this post in which shane and ilya both get off on ilya physically overpowering shane

[hollanovandskip]

I come with a brief hiatus from edit posting to spread the good word of a fanfiction. Have you read "Shane Hollander is a Slut" by misplacedmetaphor on AO3?

Do you like sexual freedom? Do you like hurt/comfort? Do you like *religious dick euphemisms?

If so, please read this fic.

It's amazing, it's wonderful.

Any hate comments will be deleted so get the fuck off of my page if you spread hate <3

[shillanov]

u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend

[hollanovandskip]

some Hollanov for the feed??

Song: Haven’t Had Enough - Mariana’s Trench

NSFW WARNING

[hollanovandskip]

Perhaps some Hollanov and Skip for the community? Song: Secret Love Song (Part 2) by Little Mix Source: alexandriajadelucas on threads (my account)

(This edit is Not Mature, I just don't want Tumblr getting mad at me again)

[hollanovandskip]

Finn is stronger than I am because if Dane was up on me like that, I would fully ignore that damn dinner call — people can find us if they want, that man could get away with it

[gimmekees]

I think the reason that Heated Rivalry has sent everyone into mass obsession is because they managed to capture, distill and bottle the feeling of falling in love. I have never in my decades long life had a tv show give me butterflies at watching people fall in love until this show. And that’s saying a lot because I’m not putting myself in the story, I’m sitting in the cuck chair for this but damn, the perfect storm created this and I fear nothing has or will come close.

Edited : changed psychosis to obsession

[themoononna]

Willing this video into existence...Hollanov vid to Lil Nas X Thats What I want!

I'm SICK realizing how good of a video this would make but I've never made a vid in my life. Please, someone make a Hollanov video to this.

Lyrics: That's What I Want by Lil Nas X

Need a boy who can cuddle with me all night Keep me warm, love me long, be my sunlight Tell me lies, we can argue, we can fight Yeah, we did it before, but we'll do it tonight An afro, black boy with the gold teeth With dark skin, looking at me like he know me I wonder if he got the G or the B Let me find out and see, coming over to me, yeah

These days, I'm way too lonely I'm missing out, I know These days, I'm way too alone And I'm known for giving love away, but

I want someone to love me I need someone who needs me 'Cause it don't feel right when it's late at night And it's just me in my dreams So I want someone to love, that's what I fucking want

Look, you know it's harder to find in these times But I got nothing but love on my mind (my mind) I need a baby with love in my prime Need an adversary to my "down to marry" Like, tell me, "That's life" when I'm stressing at night Be like, "You'll be okay", and "Everything's all right, " uh Let me in that thing, 'cause I'm not wanting anything But your loving, your body, and a little bit of your brain

These days, I'm way too lonely I'm missing out, I know These days, I'm way too alone And I'm known for giving love away, but

I want someone to love me I need someone who needs me 'Cause it don't feel right when it's late at night And it's just me in my dreams So I want someone to love, that's what I fucking want I want someone to love me (ah) I need someone who needs me (ah) 'Cause it don't feel right when it's late at night And it's just me in my dreams So I want someone to love, that's what I fucking want

[rylandsgrace]

save a horse ride a cowboy or whatever they say

[hollanovandskip]

I’ll take the hat rule for $500, Alex.

[emobanana22]

Being not a teenager on this app feels exactly like this fr

[sadnatural]

[hollanovandskip]

Homewrecker - Sombr

[shnehollander]

I really want hudson williams to do a season of dimension 20 like i know he probably does not have an interest in a comedy dungeons and dragons show and like he's beyond booked and busy but i just think it would be really really funny

[hollanovandskip]

Oh…hello there 👀👀

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya is such a ragebaiter and he enjoys inflicting tiny tiny amounts of pain that he can immediately soothe just to prove to himself that he can; so there’s a non-zero percent chance of this exchange happening once Hollanov have been married for like 5 years.

Ilya, chopping onions quietly in the kitchen: I want to get a divorce

Shane, spitting out a mouthful of smoothie and looking like Ilya just knifed him in the stomach: what??

and without missing a beat so as not prolong the torture too much, Ilya just says ‘so I can marry you again’ with a shit eating grin on his face.

(Shane wants to give him the cold shoulder so bad- it was a horrible joke. But then Ilya’s looking at Shane like he’d hung the moon, and Shane folds like a rusty lawn chair at a yard sale. But not before calling him a fucking asshole and slapping his bicep)

[hollanovandskip]

Catch me ALSO folding like a rusty ass lawn chair if this happened to me. I'd be in shock and then bent over the counter like a whore.