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I’m not interested in being a notch for you. Friend, yes. The others, no.
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@hollishummel
What’s your problem?
I’m not interested in being a notch for you. Friend, yes. The others, no.
While my vacation is over
You really gotta invest in sunscreen. Or like a fitted onesie that just covers your entire body.
To each their own and all that, but you don’t know what you’re missing. One party can change your entire life. So, you’re a Harvey waiting to happen?
I did use sunscreen. And a lot of it. But I either used too much spray and it wiped off or I just didn’t get the right angle, since it’s only on the back of my arms. I should’ve just let my friend Sami do it for me.
I know what those parties are like. Not necessarily the best fit for me, but thank you. A Harvey? What?
Oh, no!! How could the world be so cruel! Cats are so precious! I wish I could find the cure to all the cat allergies. He’s only cranky after he doesn’t eat for a long time. He still lovable, he just needs to get food in his belly first.
It’s pretty awful, but at least it’s not as bad as a peanut allergy. It’s basically cured with some Claritin or Zertec, and even if I don’t take it, it’s only some slight sneezing and watery eyes. Could be much worse. He sounds a lot like my dad.
text || kurt ⇆ mason
KURT: Mr. McCarthy, I've yet to hear about your little date with a certain celeb on campus.
KURT: Soooooo, how did it go???
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@kurtsinvogue: What kind of baking is that? Looks like a vegan recipe I got from my mom’s old cookbook.
@fapraying: @kurtisinvogue it's a little recipe i like to call 'melting chocolate in a microwave and mixing in rice krispie cereal'. there's only so much you can do in a hotel room. #moveovertswift #theresanewbakingqueenintown
@kurtsinvogue: @fapraying if you ever want to bake for real while you're here, I have access to the kitchen and I have a lot of good recipes #justsaying
Happy International Interview Someone Day!
So, like Project Runway!? You should audition for that show!! But, those judges can be meanies, so I would be careful. You want to be a makeup artist to the stars? That sounds like so much fun! I applied to a few radio stations close to here! I wanted to learn more about radio broadcasting, so I figured I could gain experience at these local stations. Pinkies and toes cross I get the internship! What about Kurtikins!? Kurtins sounds similar to curtains, and you wouldn’t want people to think your magazine has a curtain call already! He’s the best cat in the world! Because, he brings joy to everyone he knows! Hopefully, you can sneak, and get a few interviews in once you know everyone. Okay! That sounds like a plan!
Sort of. I want to run magazines like that in regards to the content, yes. I’ve considered it, but I’m not sure I can compare to some of the works on there. I think I prefer watching people get critiqued on awful choices instead of being critiqued myself. Oh, that’d be a lot of fun! I’ll keep everything as crossed as possible! Hmmm...never considered it like that. I’ll give it a thought, definitely. I believe you said he had a smoking problem, too. Has he gotten over that addiction yet? Awesome! I’ll let you know when I’m ready to infiltrate!
Those songs that popped up on my dash a little bit ago were certainly... grown up?
Tom Hanks is THE ULTIMATE GIFT! He’s one of those guys you’d really want to sit by on an airplane, you know? I mean, I sort of have a list of celebrities I’d most like to sit next to on a plane (I would even take the middle seat, so I could have Mason on one side and the celeb on the other - unless the celebrity wanted the middle seat and we could therefore take equal turns talking to him), and Tom is absolutely on that list.
Yeah! He is! He’s at the very end when they’re all dancing in the street, and he’s on the other side of Carly. It’s crazy! I’ve seen a couple shows in New York, but I really want to go back so that we can see more! We’ve only been there, like, once - AND THAT’S NOT ENOUGH NEW YORK TIME.
A GIFT FROM ABOVE! I hate airplane flights but I would love it if Tom Hanks was there, oh my gosh. He’d somehow make the flight bearable. You know who else I’d want to sit next to? Ben Savage or Rider Strong or Danielle Fishel. I would probably annoy the heck out of them asking Boy Meets World questions but I need it, honestly.
No way! Ugh. I was so focused on Tom and Carly smiling and dancing I never noticed. I’m kind of ashamed for being out pop culture-d but I’ll take it! Oh man, he does not look good in that picture... Well, I plan on moving there once school and this job with the movie is over, so I’ll finally HAVE ENOUGH NEW YORK TIME!
HAPPY EASTER SUNDAY.
That’s definitely a bonus to the day after Easter Sunday, and easily applicable to the day after Valentines Day. Thank you for your well wishes, and although we don’t quite share the same beliefs, I hope you had an Easter that was equally as enjoyable as mine. No, please go on. I’d like to hear those ‘zombie jokes’ of yours. I have a great sense of humour, just ask Sam.
I definitely bought myself a Lindt chocolate bunny and it was very much needed. You’re very welcome, Miss Fabray. Oh, well, I can’t think of Zombie specific ones, because at the moment I’m hearing the song the rugby players sing at parties. There’s multiple verses explaining whyJesus can’t play rugby, including, “Jesus can’t play rugby ‘cause the ball goes through his hand...” That’s probably the least offensive of them all.
While my vacation is over
Dude, that’s horrible. I can sort of imagine though and it’s only Spring.
That may have been a slight exaggeration, but it’s still slightly truthful as well! Well, if you ever need sunscreen, I always carry it around with me and I’ll probably be going back to the rub in kind since the spray failed me so much last time.
Sure! Lord Tubbington loves his fans! After his mid-afternoon snack, I could arrange for you to see him! Otherwise, he would be really cranky and not very sociable.
I’ll go to the store and grab some Claritin to get ready. I have a very slight allergy to cats, just a little bit of sneezing. Yes, we definitely don’t want him cranky.
HAPPY EASTER SUNDAY.
Seeing as it’s finally a reasonable time for the majority of you to be awake, perhaps I should take this opportunity to wish and hope everyone’s having a safe and enjoyable holiday weekend (ensuring you’re all well aware of the importance and origins of Easter Sunday), it’s almost needless to say that this weekend definitely isn’t an excuse to be spent hazy in a chocolate-induced coma, but should be spent with friends, family and the spirit of Jesus.
Well, I’m looking forward to cheaper candy prices tomorrow and I like the quiet on campus. As we discussed before, I’m not too religious myself, or really religious at all, but happy Easter to you. I’ll refrain from the zombie jokes.
While my vacation is over
Nope, still molting. Like a phoenix rising from its ashes...or just a really pale person who holds a sunburn for well over a week. Whatever.
Ah. I’m more of a wine bar and quiet nights out person. Not really into the whole...frat...scene. But good on your dancing, I guess. I’m Kurt Hummel, senior journalism major.
While my vacation is over
That sucks, but I know how that goes. Sometimes that happens to me too. Though I’ll admit most of the time I’m forgetting so that’s why I end up burned.
I never forget. I basically turn red just from leaving the house. It’s miserable. #PalePeopleProblems.
Happy International Interview Someone Day!
Oh! Are you going to be one of those people who report fashion on the red carpet? Because that seems super hard. You have to judge so many celeb’s fashion sense! Yes!! I can’t wait! I already applied to intern at so many places! Hopefully, I will get into them! Awesome! What would your magazine be called? I think she had a lot of fun! LT made her feel welcomed, and she seemed to enjoy herself! Yeah, she is, but I think LT and the melted cheese warmed her heart up! When are you doing interviews for the paper? Maybe I could help!
That’d be part of it, though my real interest is in catwalk fashion. Plus doing up celebrities in awesome outfits and make up, all couture and glam. That’s my favorite thing. That’s so awesome!! Where have you applied?? If I made my own magazine, I’ve thought of calling it Kurtins or something like that. That’s great! He does seem like an awesome, if intense, cat. I haven’t done anything official yet or set any dates in stone. I’m working on set so I’m hoping to get to know them better before I ask anything. But I’ll definitely let you know so we can both get the experience!
Those songs that popped up on my dash a little bit ago were certainly... grown up?
Tom Hanks is a gift to the universe, AND if you shorten his first name his name becomes THANKS! Like, THANKS FOR BEING AWESOME, TOM! I didn’t realize that Justin Bieber was in it until, like, way after the fact, and not even that was enough to dissuade my love for it! Plus, I’ve heard that the Biebs is trying to clean up his act, so I’ve gotta give the guy some respect. AND NO? WHAT? I HAVE TO GO TO YOUTUBE RIGHT NOW. Also, I’m so sad that I didn’t get to see Carly on Broadway. OR KEKE. I missed them both!
He is! I never thought about it but you’re totally right. Oh my god. It’s just a sign that we need to be thankful for the universal gift of Tom Hanks. Wow. Even his parents knew at birth how perfect he was. Must’ve been like Mary with Jesus.
The Biebs is in it? Really? Like the video??? I didn’t even realize that. Oh wow, it’s just a short bit but I was excited to see him dancing again; he moves like magic. I wish I did, too! BOTH OF THEM! I’ve only seen YouTube clips and that’s nothing compared to the real thing, at least from what I’ve been told. I haven’t seen any show on Broadway still.
I have an open spot on Fondue For Two next week!!! If anyone wants to be on my show celeb or non-celeb, me and LT will be happy to have you! You would get free melted cheese and a chance to have a play date with the most famous cat out there! Plus, I can catch you up on any news regarding HSU and The Here and The Now cast!! Any takers!?
I’m popping in to say I don’t even need to be on the show if I can just meet that infamous cat.
While my vacation is over
Dude, sunblock can be your best friend sometimes.
As someone cursed with more freckles than 20 Pipppi Longstockings combined, trust me, I know. I also do my best to avoid anything that can cause cancer, including sun damage since that’s one of the easiest and because I’m rather fond of having pale skin for various reasons, one of which is that it makes me different. The sunburn was by complete accident or possible from apply so much spray that it never soaked into my skin. Trust me, I do not and will not ever tan.
But thank you for your concern.