What's your damage?

@hollyjfc; But everyone disappears, no matter who loves them.

[ninadobrevdaily]

[staff]

Tumblr HQ Update: Week 334

Intern hoodies, food games, Hunger Drive, engineering team gets a security detail.

[inday-music]

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Forever | Haim

I’m tired of fighting the good fight If you say the word then I’ll say goodbye.

[ninadobrev]

[stormsupport]

What could you have possibly done to be disowned?

[hollyjfc]

Meth.

[ververp-blog]

What happened?

[hollyjfc]

Apparently parents don't like it when you screw up your life. Who would've known?

[ninadobrevdaily]

#mustaches #kisses #smiles 

[stormsupport]

Can I come?

[hollyjfc]

Storm! I knew the offices felt hotter the last few days. Obviously, all your fault. Of course you can come, you're one of the bitches who's gonna get fucked.

[hollyjfc]

Tonight is the night. I'm gonna go out, get drunk, smoke some good kush, and fuck all of the bitches, yo.

[tobyofthenight-blog]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[hollyjfc]

Who knows? But whatever it is, you obviously enjoy it.

[tobyofthenight-blog]

What sexual tension? The only fucking tension I feel is in my hand, because I’m itching to slap some sense into you. 

[hollyjfc]

Oh, kinky. I could totally get into this.

[tobyofthenight-blog]

So that automatically means I want to fuck you? That I want to date you? Fuck that logic, I’m not buyin’ a single thing you’re sellin’ sweetie.

[hollyjfc]

Basically, yeah. The sexual tension is high, it's cool. I don't know what you're used to but I'm not selling anything. Don't worry, though. If that's what you're into then I'm not going to judge you. 

[tobyofthenight-blog]

What the fuck makes you think I want anything to do with you?

[hollyjfc]

Well, you keep talking to me so. 

[tobyofthenight-blog]

First off, you’re the one who was talking about your damn waiter. I don’t give two shits about what went down between you and the fucking Starbucks barista. Secondly, I call you a bitch because you’re not worth the effort it takes to come up with a colorful insult. You’re not special, princess.

[hollyjfc]

And yet you put all of that effort into commenting on what I said. I'm flattered, honestly. Though, you should probably know that I'm not single and definitely not interested. You're far too defensive for my liking.

[ververp-blog]

Lets grown old together Holls, cause It’s times like that when I wish that there was an actual Urban Dictionary that I could just reach for in my bag whenever the kids talk their lingo. 

[hollyjfc]

Should I start looking for nursing homes with double rooms? There are some amazing ones these days, y'know. It's basically like living in a mini-hotel. Same, I'm so out of touch. Everything just goes right over my head. It took me like, three months to figure out what twerking was.

[nate--thegreat]

I think you’re exaggerating  just the slightest bit and that’s why Urban Dictionary is a thing.

[hollyjfc]

Exaggerating? I'm not exaggerating I'm gettin old. I haven't even used Urban Dictionary in years, I'm old.

[tobyofthenight-blog]

You’re getting old because you don’t understand a sentence from a conversation that you weren’t a part of. Right. Beautiful logic, that is.

[hollyjfc]

Did I say that I wasn't part of the conversation? I said that he was serving me so clearly I was the one he was speaking to. Keep up, sweetheart. Falling behind doesn't look cute on you.