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heated rivalry side blog for @avraide , will probably be posting most smau’s… hope that works guys
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fic where ilya finds out shane wears glasses via shane running out of contacts on a string of road games so he’s benched for a game (conveniently boston…) and ilya is faced with shane hollander in glasses multiple times when he looks up at the jumbo tron
hollanov college meet-cute (ish) au where ilya embarrasses himself drunk when he meets shane for the first time haha
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Shane is visiting Hayden for his reading week. His parents are on a trip to Europe, and he hasn’t seen his best friend in a while.
His plane gets in late, closer to midnight.
When he knocks on Hayden’s apartment door, a woman opens the door. She has tanned skin and straight, blonde hair that falls smoothly down her arms. Shane assumes this is Jackie, Hayden’s girlfriend, and smiles kindly.
“Oh my goodness!” she exclaims excitedly. “You must be Shane— I am so sorry, Hayden’s busy helping his teammate right now.” Jackie grins widely and pulls Shane inside by the sleeve of his sweater.
“Nice to meet you, too,” Shane responds. He stands awkwardly with his bag slung over both shoulders.
Jackie gestures for Shane to follow her. “I’m Jackie, but you probably guessed that by now.” She winks at him over her shoulder with her long eyelashes. Shane decides that he likes her.
“Yeah— do I, uh, take off my shoes?” She waves him off. Shane hesitantly walks further into the apartment behind her.
“Your room is Hayden’s former roommate’s old one—we’ve had a spare ever since I moved in and J.J. moved out.”
Shane nods, dropping his bag by the foot of the bed.
Faintly, he hears Hayden talking lowly from what he assumes is the washroom. The door is cracked and light spills out from underneath. He turns to Jackie questioningly.
“Oh! Yeah our friend, Ilya, is usually pretty good at handling his alcohol. He only recently got over a stomach bug so that’s probably why it’s making a reappearance,” Jackie says, leaning against the doorway to Shane’s temporary room.
Shane hums. “I’ll go say hello.”
“Only if you’ve got a strong stomach! It’s not messy but the sounds are…” Jackie doesn’t finish her sentence and instead does a full-body shudder.
His footsteps fall lightly on the hardwood floor down the short length of the hallway. The door creaks open with a drowned-out groan. Shane pokes his head inside.
Shane momentarily forgets that the other person in the room is extremely sick. “Hey, Hayd!”
Hayden’s head shoots up from his hunched over posture next to his friend. He smiles with all of his teeth, practically vibrating. “Shane!” The comforting hand on his teammate’s back remains. “I’m so sorry— Ilya was stumbling all over at the party and was threatening to blow right on the host’s couch—"
Shane laughs, his eyes flicking to the person, Ilya, who has his head in the toilet bowl and is making incoherent sounds of self-pity. He steps fully inside and braces himself against the counter, “Dude, it’s fine. I would be pissed if you’d have just left him there, honestly.”
“Thank you—" Ilya says with a faint accent curling around his nasally words.
His head of dirty blonde curls lift from the toilet to acknowledge Shane properly. Instead, his bleary eyes simply stare at Shane before slowly turning to Hayden.
“You did not tell me that this Shane person is probably man of my dreams,” he says bluntly.
Hayden bursts with laughter, quickly covering his mouth with the suddenness.
Ilya’s head swivels back to Shane. “He has been talking nonstop about you visiting for the past two weeks,” Ilya closes his eyes, takes a slow, deep breath, then continues. “Very annoying. I ask for pictures, he says he doesn’t have any. I say that he must be embarrassed that his best friend is not pretty. He says no. I say bullshit. But now—" he fully gags, swallows down whatever was about to come up. “Now, I think he was just keeping you to himself.”
Shane is staring back, eyes wide and cheeks flushed bright pink. Hayden is now fully laughing at the interaction.
“Holy shit, I wish I had my camera out for that,” Hayden cackles while wiping tears from his eyes.
Ilya promptly groans, clutching his stomach and resting his forehead on the toilet seat. Shane bites his tongue, willing to rule this off as a drunk, meaningless thought.
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i think it’s funny that in 99% of the smau’s you see hayden is still a hockey player no matter what shane and ilya are doing
hiiii feel 100% free to ignore me. as a montréaler i am offering #myservices because any team here would post bilingually in french and english so if for accuracy’s sake that interests you im 100% down to do the translations for you no worries if you dc
hello! i’m gonna be so honest i didn’t even think about the fact that quebec is billingual😭
my team is albertan so. not french. but yes if you’re open to it translations would be great!!!
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hollanov if they were teenage dirtbags or whatever
🐕 Anon again! I have had Yet another Frat! Ilya x Emo! Shane thought! Ilya cock warming Shane while Shane studies he's got his hand in Ilyas hair petting him like a dog and Ilya is so deep in subspace when Shane pulls him off all he can do is whine like a puppy and Shane asks him to bark just to see if he'll do it and he does they then have to invest in puppy ears and a tail for Ilya to go along with his collar and stuff
hi this is almost a month old i’m so sorry😭
anywayss i can see this dynamic over text more than person? or like if ilya were high (because yeah he smokes weed obviously)
just like he would resist and be a brat about it but eventually, after being way too far gone and probably edged beyond comprehension, he would give in to the barking and do it
whereas when he’s high he honestly might just do it without shane even asking him….
tail and stuff would be like a humiliation ritual for say a theme to a party
: shane gives him a bag for the next frat party claiming that it fits the theme and he really wants to see ilya in it and that he would like it
clearly he was right because the moment someone points out the dog tag on the necklace (that ilya hadn’t bothered reading he was so focused on everything else) he gets hard so fast and immediately leaves to find shane
who is sitting on a couch on his phone with cat ears and drawn-on whiskers. he looks up at ilya like he’d been waiting :
and yeah. yada yada ilya’s teammates see his glazed look and the smugness on shane’s face and absolutely use it against him during practice (to which he gets so embarrassed and unfortunately turned on that he makes barebone chirps back at them)
i honestly think that in college/same team au’s hollanov would both have the role of alternate captain since their skills are practically equal (this also depends on what type of player a team wants as their captain: most talented, influential, sportsmanlike, ect.)
in case people didn’t know that hockey teams don’t require having a captain, and there are 2-3 alternates per team that have the exact same role as a captain
only difference is that if there is a captain, they would have a final say due to rank yk? but yeah for collegiate level or au’s where they’re drafted to the same team i think they would both wear the A
also makes for a fun spin on the rivalry dynamic within a team…
crazy stupid love-esque au where ilya isn’t handling moving to canada alone very well and is drinking his sorrows away at a bar
enter david hollander who is out for some drinks with coworkers, and recognizes that ilya is harming himself and intervenes, eventually creating a friendship
they meet up semi-frequently while ilya tells david about his job and david tells ilya about his. ilya knows that david has a wife, and a son around his age but has never seen pictures of either. ilya regains his normal confidence that he had while living in russia/boston; david watches ilya pick up various women and occasionally men.
david tells yuna all about his new friend from russia who he is helping settle into ottawa. she doesn’t necessarily approve of the sleeping around, but is happy that david is happy
months later, david discovers that ilya is finally in a serious relationship. he is of course happy for him, doesn’t pry for information and wishes him the best as they start to see each other less.
ilya calls david for advice sometimes, which he is glad to give. he tells david that “i’m meeting his parents tomorrow for dinner and i think i might die” david tells him that he’ll be alright and to just be himself
the next day, yuna informs david that their son will be bringing his boyfriend over for dinner. david had absolutely no idea that their son was evening dating anyone. at least yuna is aware! he very much does not put two and two together.
they get make an easy meal for the meet-the-parents that shane would no doubt be freaking out over. yuna answers the door at 6:30 sharp. david hears her greet the two at the door, probably throwing her arms around shane and giving his boyfriend a judgemental once-over.
david rounds the corner to do the same with maybe a polite handshake. he stops in his tracks when he makes eye contact with one ilya rozanov.
why have i not seen an au where shane or ilya get unexpectedly traded due to their franchise no longer being able to afford their salary?? like thats literally why edmonton traded gretzky in 1988😭
like no WAY they’re trading shane because he’s “bad for the team environment” !! absolutely no shot the oilers would’ve willingly traded gretzky unless they were forced to!
prior to shane coming out they most likely would’ve traded players who had a problem with him—that being said i do think that if they could no longer afford shane he would suggest a lower salary, but eventually accept a trade if it got low enough yk… cuz it’s either that or the team potentially being bought out and relocated/rebranded
i think shane would’ve made something akin to nate mackinnon’s awkward diet video when he was a teenager but was too embarrassed or shy to post it after he showed his parents and saw his dad hiding an amused smile behind his hand
When will my love (op) come back from the war (having a life off of tumblr) :(
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i thought that i’ve been less active recently too😭😭
Just wanted to say your AUs bring me such joy. I keep going back to read the SMAU, and it makes me crack up every time. Thanks for doing what you do 🥰
AG! thank you so much🥹🥹
they’re so fun to make!! i would like to make other au’s if anyone had any ideas…
tie his wrists up with those trains or something idk
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