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Hamlet: I was about to wuss out of the whole murdering my uncle thing when my dad appeared

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geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji

me: good morning brain: it’s Feel Bad Time me: good nite

constablereggy

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

killue

realizing u have to wake up again tomorrow and the next day and the day after that:

foxscrub

me, my mouth full of tic-tacs: fuck off (sound of tic-tacs scattering on the floor)

memesandlaughs

wyrmwizard

financial goals: bathtub that’s deep enough for me to be 100% fully submerged; preferably one of those triangle corner ones. Also maybe being debt free but the tub comes first

wyrmwizard

me, 8 years old, sitting in the largest bathtub that they have on display in the Home Depot:

madellioness

It’s rather sad that our goals are so low compared to that of older generations..

wyrmwizard

god janet cant a bitch just make a funnie joak post on tumblr without being treated to that “newer generations are inferior” bullshit narrative?? i just want to have a bubble bath in a really big tub. it’s not that fucking deep. eat sand

thebootydiaries

me when i love something: i hate this

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Hamlet: I was about to wuss out of the whole murdering my uncle thing when my dad appeared

earlgraytay

susiethemoderator

Vaccinate your kids folks

I’m not about to get sick and die because you think juniper leaf with organic honey will protect you from Polio

bittersweetshowgirl

is it bad i assumed juniper leaf was the name of the kid

susiethemoderator

IM SCREAMING

thatadhdfeel

Not Yelling At Children is Better Than Yelling At Children, More At 11

feynites

I’m gonna take a turn to chime in and remind people that ‘water is wet’ studies are important, even though they seem 100% obvious to most people with actual lived experience on the subject. Because studies and official, recorded sources are always more respected by the world at large than the anecdotal evidence of people with marginalized voices and opinions.