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I’m a gay man but lesbian with my boyfriend

#if you don’t get this you aren’t woke enough #you also hate the non-binary grindset #then again I’m only non-binary cuz I’m agender but in a way that I still identify male cuz idgaf and that’s how I’m perceived #this is prolly the most personal a post I will ever make on here

c3rvida3

I just learned that a lot of vintage perfumes and fragrances were intentionally created to blend well with the ever-present smell of cigarettes, and in specific a lot of iconic ones that are super musky and floral and civet-heavy were intended to compliment the smell of fur coats or even "refresh" that new fur coat smell, which is one of the reasons (besides just shifting preferences and trends) that a lot of them smell really, really bad to modern noses.

I bet there's some stunning genius diva out there right now who meticulously coordinates her Victoria's Secret body mists with her vape flavors.

transxfiles

fool-counter

I just learned that a lot of vintage perfumes and fragrances were intentionally created to blend well with the ever-present smell of cigarettes, and in specific a lot of iconic ones that are super musky and floral and civet-heavy were intended to compliment the smell of fur coats or even "refresh" that new fur coat smell, which is one of the reasons (besides just shifting preferences and trends) that a lot of them smell really, really bad to modern noses.

I bet there's some stunning genius diva out there right now who meticulously coordinates her Victoria's Secret body mists with her vape flavors.

reading the first half of this post: this makes so much sense wow I love learning

reading the second half of this post: I guess this is the imagination tax that I must pay for this information

fool count: 5

Manifesting? Don’t you mean man I’m fisting?

vv-itchy

letterful

Thinking about how people from my dark past don’t know my secret alter ego

i-suggest-transing-your-gender

Magic binder that teliports your boobs to a transfem of your choosing

jackedjacket

Imagining a trans womans chest suddenly deflating while she’s at the club and being like ‘noooooo Dylan must be home 😭😭😭’

oswednesday

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

corpsegirlimmortal

My 70 year old Buddhist werewolf just killed himself by cutting his own head off because he couldn't stand living amongst androphage space mercenaries. X77 breast milk then appeared, floating downstream right after they hacked his body up for meat...

bludraws094

make chocolate chip cookies

all purpose flour

baking soda

salt

softened butter

granulated sugar

brown sugar

vanilla extract

egg

chocolate chips

gravel from the driveway wait why is this an option wait dont pick this one

Voting ended onApr 30

bludraws094

how long should it bake

+1 minute

-1 minute

Voting ended onMay 2

bludraws094

and at what temperature

+10°f

-10°f

Voting ended onMay 2

feeshstiks

afemalesebastian

"Sewing is a gateway drug to thinking through complex problems. It seems really simple; culturally, we make it women's work. Let me tell you: real sewing at any kind of level of proficiency is a bloody magic trick. Sewing, like mold making, involves mental frames that require one to think inside out and backwards. It requires one to work on an order of operations that is often taking into account the reverse. It's a really, really important skill, and if you learn how to sew, you're mostly on your way to carpentry and welding and sheet metal work. I'm not kidding: these are planar forms meeting under rules and conditions. And if you can make a sleeve work, I swear to God, you could build a house."

--Adam Savage

pimientosdulces

the girl & the witch

pimientosdulces

+ process

callizinc

The most intuitive, most versatile, most adaptive, and greatest artists of our time are using their skills to create discomforting, high-concept abstractions of analog horror characters and Pack Of 500 Cigarettes in Tomodachi Life