I've Been Holtzmanned

My name is Lea. I ship everything. I have a cat.

[dailyraccoons]

[19863]

not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

[pythiaproject]

It’s called Love .

[piesandswords]

when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing

[piesandswords]

WAIT SHIT

[shubbabang]

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[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Texts From Superheroes

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[hollywoods]

#this beautiful giggly troll

[aloh4mor4]

[ghostfutch-deactivated20170112]

glungus awakens

[scentedhottubshark-blog]

Fear the mighty Glungus.

[great-tweets]

hmm, i wonder

[andthesunstillrises]

“potential to understand the barriers facing ethnic minorities” the dude…. was literally Jewish………… and denied opportunities for being Jewish…….

[noparlpf]

Imagine getting paid to be this wrong.

[caiabresebun]

happy halloween!!

[nateforyou]

this is the only toy he won’t rip to shreds he just tenderly carries it around with him

[eklixio]

dogs dogs dogs ❤️🐶💖

[daily-b99]

[fluffysheeps]

🐦🐦🐦

[v-a-s-t-deactivated20220306]

me, a witch: may i offer you a good vibe in this trying time?

[wormautopsy]

there they go!

look at them go!!

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

if you’re reading this, something good is going to happen to you soon 

[tin-pan-ali-deactivated20191216]

john mulaney’s dad looks about like how i imagined

‘you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair’ 

[yogurt-gun]

“God can’t hear you.”

[divawithanunspoiledagenda]

“One black coffee”

[thehighladyelf]

I don’t know about yall, but I know too much about this man’s life for this to the the first time I’ve ever seen a picture of him

[ivy-michaels]