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[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[flowury]

an open letter to the inventor of bread

hey. thanks

[vanwizard]

[deejay]

source

[basicbipolarbitch]

If you don’t like it move lmao

[nasty-goblin]

Uh, no. You will move. All the way over to a smoking area. Tf you think this is?

[teal-mafioso-deactivated2025062]

And if non smokers move that’s when people start to complain with the whole “UHM, WE’RE NOT MONSTERS WE’RE SMOKERS UWU” arguement

like bro i vape 0% nico shit but i still dont condone passive murder, so i move my ass too, get to the damn designated smoking areas.

[drtanner]

You chose to start smoking, you chose to light up in a public place.

I did not choose to breathe your fucking smoke.

Get the fuck out of here with your selfish horseshit.

[schitzotiger]

also some of us are FUCKING ALLERGIC

[bobthegreat3]

People: hey smoking is extremely bad and is literally your choice but like none of us want to get cancer or die or have potential lung damage cause some of us have lung conditions so could you kindly not smoke directly into my eye lids?

Smokers: HeY! This Is a FrEE country MaN!! DoNT like IT? DonT brEaTH iT!

Smokers children: *grow up with horrible lung damage*

Smokers: how could society do this to my kids?

[elizab3tch]

I like how the world has literally come to arguing over whether people should be able to breathe or not

[shouldnt]

When ur writing an essay for a test and the teacher says u have 3 minutes left 

[cwote]

[residentevils-moved-deactivated]

when u accidently type me instead of my 

[endoshan]

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

[fuck-you-im-australian]

accidentally typing olay instead of okay

[shiny-mimikyus-deactivated20170]

accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

[kuriyamababe-blog]

accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

[tquila-squared]

accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

[wontforgets]

accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

[dismalboii]

typing “hte” instead of “the” 

[vibinwitch]

typing “laso” instead of “also”

[cardassiansunrise]

typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

[brattylikestoeat]

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

[sicknessinside]

[lesbitchka]

girls dont mature faster than boys, girls are punished from an early age for the same behaviour that boys are allowed to indulge in well into adulthood

[transgendervegetamoved-deactiva]

i actually talked about this with a psych professor and she believes that women/young girls have been pushed into responsibility from young ages for so long that its actually triggered an evolutionary effect where young girls are literally developing mentally early in order to cope with the stress.

[shakespork]

Local Girls Literally Evolve To Deal With Patriarchal Bullshit

[sizvideos]

[t-h-e--m-o-t-h-m-a-n-deactivate]

Seal befriends woman sitting on the beach - Video

This will always be my favorite gifset.

[whendoiturnbackintoapumpkin]

Aren’t I adoooorable?

[redstarovermoundcity]

me

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

maybe i’m overestimating how much people listen to panic at the disco but brendon urie has remained relevant for a weird amount of time…..

[memescomedy]

[coldtake]

[iwanttolivenottoexist]