HANSRY fic masterlist
Because for once I've found a fandom that's inspired me enough I'm now at 9 fics posted and 1 draft ready to go. I hope you enjoy some of these if they're to your taste! Pls share and help me make more friends in the fandom :3
LONG FICS
It Has to Hurt if it's Called Falling
Rating: E, ?? chapters
"What?" "His son!" "Oh. The bastard?" Hans has never met either Radzig or the mysterious boy he kept hidden before apparently revealing him to the world in a flourish, and with a lack of explanation Hanush had called typical of his old friend. "Legitimised," Hanush corrects. "What difference does it make?" "It means you are not to speak to him like some commoner unless you want to get in trouble." Hans keeps his mouth shut on the thought that trouble sounds better than the excruciating dullness that is his life.
Hans and Henry meet at Sir Divish's wedding, both fifteen and of noble status. It still doesn't stop them from punching each other on the first day.
A duel and a half later, Hanush makes Hans write to Henry in apology, and an odd friendship begins. Until it becomes more and, possibly, worse.
The Great Pizzle Yanking Tournament
Rating: E, 10/10 chapters, ~32k words. KCD1 era.
Henry accidentally catches Hans masturbating. Hans declares he'll get his revenge by catching Henry at it next. It takes a while for Henry to realise Hans is serious, and that it's maybe - not exactly - about revenge either.
Taking the tide at the flood
Rating: E, 18/18 chapters, ~91k words. Canon divergent AU. Once they figure themselves out, they are at it like rabbits in this one.
In a relatively peaceful Bohemia, Skalitz prospers. After Martin's death and the truth of his parentage coming out, Henry becomes master huntsman for Radzig, a job and a social status that put him on the edge. Of town, and its community. Luckily he still has his Ma, his dog and his horse. He may also soon have a new Problem in the form of Hans Capon, mysteriously exiled from Rattay, and surviving on poaching. With a complicated situation comes a creative solution: for punishment, Hans is condemned to serve as Henry's right hand man in all his endeavours. Surely the forced proximity and both boys' feeling of isolation and othernness can only lead to a normal friendship.
MEDIUM LENGTH
The Trouble With Schnapps
Rating: E, 2/2 chapters, 10k words. This was a collab with PinkCherryBlossoms that was a lot of fun to prepare.
On the way back from a hunt, Hans and Henry take a break for the evening. Just one night, the two of them, a couple of drinks and the stars. Only Hans wasn't supposed to down an entire bottle of Schnapps on an empty stomach, and does he really mean all the filthy things he is saying? Confused, Henry picks an intelligent solution: disappear for a few days, have a think, come back and one up Hans at drunken confessions. And then some.
Kolaches at the Forge
Rating: E, 3/3 chapters, ~29k. Canon divergent AU and old man yaoi
There is a new blacksmith in Rattay and Hans Capon, having deserted his duties as a lord, has nothing better to do than bother him, watch him work and feed him kolaches, in no particular order. If he pretends to be a filthy commoner while he does so, and Henry buys it, it shall not be used as any measure of either their intelligence.
A Squire for Two
Rating: E, 1/2 chapters, ~? words, Hans/Henry/Bartosch in the first chapter.
Hans walks in on Henry and Bartosch at the Trosky feast, and decides to stay to stand guard. Don't ask him how he ends up with his fingers up his squire.
ONE SHOTS
Amorous assventures
Rating: E, ~3k words. This one is just rimming I'm afraid.
Hans parades around naked and gets defiled for his troubles.
Give me time to learn you
Rating: E, ~4k words. Hans and Henry share their first bath as something more than friends.
“It’s nothing I haven’t seen before,” Hans tuts at his back. “It’s different!” Henry’s cheeks are too warm for the temperature of the room, flushed with blood like he’s been soaking in the scalding water for hours. Hans sighs again. Henry can almost hear him scratching the back of his neck in thought. “Would… would it help if you got into the water first?”
5 times Henry of Skalitz told Sir Hans Capon what to do — and one time Sir Hans Capon begged for it
Rating: E, ~8k words. Class disparity kink.
The first time Henry tells Hans what to do – no ‘you should’, no ‘please’ – they are about six cups of wine deep each, so he forgives him. - And five other times, until Hans finally gets what he apparently wants.
There once was a boy who found the days very long
Rating: Teen and up, ~4k words of fluff.
“What happened?” he whispers, reaching around Henry’s tight shoulders to shove the door shut. “Nothing,” Henry mumbles, his usual, stubborn self. Hans tilts his head back to force him to meet his eye. “I don’t feel particularly patient this morning,” he states plainly. It’s true on many accounts. One being the feat of restraint he demonstrates in holding back from kissing Henry senseless. And he is making it rather difficult with that silly moustache of his, framing a guilty little pout. “I tripped.” Henry comes back to the Den limping and Hans goes all out taking care of him.
Don't put that book away
Rating: E, ~3K words.
“Hal…” “Keep reading.” Henry finds Hans reading half naked, and ignoring him. And takes it as a personal challenge.
