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[eelizabit]

[ruinedchildhood]

Jiminy Cricket kinkshaming various Disney characters on the House of Mouse

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

MAYBE YOU’LL HAVE PUPPIES MAYBE YOU WON’T 😂

BEASTS FACE I CANT 

[lexicon-the-world-scholar]

Poor Quasimodo…

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Child please, Quasi got bitches on bitches.

[violet-in-violent]

I think everyone is ignroning Pongo’s face:

[8b1th3r0-deactivated20220528]

Pongo: I know my pullout game weak, what are YOU gonna do about it?

[ruinedchildhood]

Don’t stare at the sun during the solar eclipse today.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[ecarretsamcp-deactivated2017112]

Gays are only acceptable in the form of Soviet propaganda

[captainlordauditor]

every time i see that last picture it completely baffles me as to what ELSE it could possibly be meant as does anyone know what the children are supposed to represent?

[langsandlit]

what a beautiful family

[joebidensanonymous]

Joe Biden has a message for fraternity guys

If you don’t stop your brother from raping a girl, you are an accomplice 

[mrs-jamie-wellerstein]

TELL ‘EM JOE 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[thursday]

[ratbastarddotfuck]

Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia

[mycroftrh]

Oh my god though guys you don’t know the best thing!  The best thing is: he’s right.

The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands is a micronation near Australia.  This is their flag:

The Gay Kingdom (as it is colloquially known) was founded in 2004 in protest against Australia’s legal stance against same-sex marriage.

Here are some of their stamps:

They are currently ruled by Emperor Dale I, and their currency is the Pink Dollar.

And, indeed - they declared war on Australia for not recognizing same-sex marriages performed outside the country.  (Second link.)

[sailurmars]

You’re telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and I’m only just finding out about it????

[feitanswife]

WHAT

[gondorsfinest]

okay, but not enough people know the details on this. people at pride were upset about gay rights in australia. so they decided to sail 200 miles into the coral sea just ‘cause and put a rainbow flag on a fucking empty island out of spite. and i’m talking empty. no inhabitants. zero. it was a flat piece of land with a bit of dry grass. now it has a camp site and a post office. 

they have a declaration of independence that talks a bit about gay rights and then just flat out copies the “life liberty and the pursuit of happiness” part from the american declaration of independence. and here’s the best part: the founding group actually elected their emperor. he was originally going to be called the “administrator” of a republic. their website, however, says that “upon legal advice, his title was changed to that of Sovereign on the grounds that under Australian law a defacto prince trying to claim his crown cannot be charged with treason”. so they made it a kingdom and he now claims to be a descendent of edward ii.

everything about this is glorious and everyone should know about it.

Keep reading

[ileolai]

Not one of you mentioned that the anthem for this nation is I Am What I Am by Gloria Gaynor. Not. One. Of. You.

[darkpuffin]

A very good micronation. Very good.

[jakeyllenhaal]

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UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad

[jakeyllenhaal]

Okay maybe I’m being a little dramatic but I’m honestly kind of offended at the lack of notes this has? Hugh CLEARLY put a lot of thought and effort into this joke, and you can tell that he’s proud of it he smiles and even chuckles at his joke. Is it so hard for y’all to show appreciation for a good man? He’s trying to be funny is Wolverine himself not good enough for you guys? God

[saccharinesylph]

That satisfied dad laugh at the end

[surprisebitch]

that was such a DAD joke

[jell-o-shot]

I wanted to cheer myself up and what better way than to watch Amy Poehler fuck up on a constant loop, so I made this. I guarantee you will be smiling the entire way through. Enjoy, beautiful people <3

[slytherin-stud-deactivated20151]

Even when she’s fucking up, she’s flawless

[wifeschooldrop0ut]

This is what I do on snapchat :(

[bee-sprout]

Hogwarts freshmen be like: Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m just saying.

Hogwarts freshmen 2: [with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have - I have a lisp. I can’t really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-I’m trying.

Hogwarts freshmen 3: Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well there’s a three headed dog in there. I’m not sure if that’s the ladies room or whatev. Why don’t we have maps?

Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted: Are y'all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, he’s too tiny and he’s not as fast - he’s not as cool as, you know, the other owls.

Hogwarts freshmen 5: Hi, do y'all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.

[blackguysloveblackgirls]

THIS WOMAN HAS STOLEN MY HEART

[weatheredlawmoved]

[mitski-miyawakis]

“be careful with my emotional baggage,” i say. “it’s designer.”

[phdna]

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

“be careful with mine, its vintage.”

[sunfortune]

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

[cozyqueen]

[leplastiquedick]

im glad she didn’t say her mum was full korean lmao

[autohaste]

god they try to take everything lmao 

[grapeson]

it some how got worse? better? 

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

[fivekets]

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

[megparsec]

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

[iwantasecretgarden]

I tried to scroll past I really did

[quousque]

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

[the-real-eye-to-see]

The best graduation shoot ever!

[yacchins]

FRIENDLY REMINDER!!

The proper abbreviation for “Japanese” is JPN, not “jap”. “Jap” is an ethnic slur that was used in World War II, and it stings a lot to see it even if we know if the person using it has no bad intentions and just is not informed. Please take care to use the proper abbreviation! And please correct anyone you see using the incorrect abbreviation! Thank you!

[nigenaide]

acceptable: JPN, JA, JP

not acceptable: Jap

DO NOT DO THE THING.

[expectogladiolus]

Reblogging because I know that for a few of my followers, English is not their first language and they may perhaps not know this. It’s important not to be ignorant.