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Planning on getting some replies out thos weekend! 💋💋💋
"We don't have ghosts. That implies ghosts can be captured and owned. The whole... spirits cling to their place of death, or whatever, isn't quite true. Makes for a great story though." Remus held his hand up, catching a falling candle before it could strike Dante. "But there are places where the veil between life and death are the thinnest. Cakes and Cauldron's is built on one such place.
"I wouldn't say I'm magic. I, just, uh know a few tricks. But between you and me? Be careful of what, or who, you think about here: you don't wanna summon something that wants to stick around." The temperature improved as quickly as it dropped, quiet whispers filling the air. "Name's Remus." He held out his hand, "You can thank Hettie for the pastries. She was the one whispering in my ear every step of the way."
"Hettie?" He didn't need psychic powers to follow that suggestion. "Like, a ghost taught you how to bake?" He shook his head. "Man, what a wild effin' world to live in, right?" He smiled, and took Remus' hand, shaking it. "Its nice to meet you, man." he said. "I promise I won't try to summon anything... Uh, not that I can do that, anyway." And then he glanced around, looking slightly up, and called out, "And thanks, Miss Hettie!" He smiled to Remus and then leaned against the counter.
"So... A haunted cafe. A hot, magic barista slash baker, who smells just as good as the desserts. Boy, what else could a dude want for a nice afternoon?" He grinned and shrugged. "If the coffee is as good as you are cute, I think you got yourself a new regular customer."
"Considering I ain't telling you anything I don't wanna, I'll help you clean up, pal," he shook his head and stood following the other into the bathroom. From there, he started helping to address the wounds smirking as he looked at the man before him.
"You really think you can tell me what to do, eh?" He chuckled, though he did kind of like that sort of thing. He wanted to be obstinate though. It was how he always was. "You gonna try bossing me around while you're here pal?"
"Do you need to be bossed around?" Dom replied, giving Steve a commanding glare. He pulled some bandaging out of his kit and they got to work redressing the wound. "I assumed that the Captain was a good boy. Maybe I'm wrong?"
He raised an eyebrow. "Bad boys get punished." He gave the man an obvious glance over to see Steve's rear. "Have you been a bad boy? Maybe you need me to spank that ass into submission, soldier?"
It was a joke; the tone came off as a joke. Mostly. However... the thoughts in his mind were anything but, and Dom felt his manhood swell in his jeans, imagining Steve's muscular ass bare and red with the marks of his hand.
"Like we've dated the same guy and fucked him at the same time. Two tops can be a bottoms dream," Viktor chuckled, looking down at Milo, tilting his head. "And you are aware Levi is a dragon and so am I right?"
Two tops. Two enormously muscled giants of men, and just Milo there to take all of them? He let out a soft "Oh wow" under his breath, without even being able to stop himself.
"Uh... Yeah," he answered, trying to cover the little embarrassing escape. "I know Levi is a dragon. He doesn't exactly hide it well, or at least he didn't with me. So like... I kinda assumed you were. But I didn't actually know, like I didn't wanna assume."
"Aye a Jacob's ladder, Milo," Levi smirked, his cock slowly getting hard from Milo's attention. "Glad to know you like how it looks on my cock. Excited to feel it inside ya?" He chuckled with a wide grin.
Milo blushed. Levi's voice hit him deep inside and he could feel his body respond, as he squirted precum in his jock. "Fuck, man... yYou say all the right things," he chuckled and then leaned down, eyes locked with Levi's. He licked at the head of his cock, tasting sweat and dick and man, and couldn't help himself. Overwhelmed with lust for his lover, he found himself taking the man deep, as much as he could in the moment. Levi wasn't fully hard yet, but his cock was huge, and even soft it was more that just a mouthful. He moaned, loud, around the thick, veiny pole, almost deliriously.
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Text: It's only awkward if you make it so, dear Nephew. Besides, it was a great pic, albeit missing my favorite ASSet.
Text: Keep up the pictures and you won't make it to the weekend. I'll send a chauffeur over to pick you up tonight.
text: haha thanks, I think I have a great ass lol
text: and if you're so eager to have some company, I'll pack a bag and come over tonight
text: I can be there in an hour, howzabout we order pizza and sit around in our underwear like old men 🤣🤣
Zacharias watched the dagger disappear without so much as a blink, but the corner of his mouth twitched at the comment.
“Let’s not,” he said dryly, though there was the faintest hint of a smirk threatening to break through. “I’ve had quite enough near-death experiences for one lifetime. Don’t feel the need to add ‘impaled by enthusiastic shopkeeper’ to the list.”
But he didn’t interrupt otherwise. He listened.
And that, more than anything, gave him away.
Most skeptics would’ve scoffed, laughed it off, walked out. Zacharias stayed exactly where he was—still, attentive, eyes fixed on Milo like he was weighing every word.
At “one heck of a magical fuck”, his brow lifted.
“…Charming,” he muttered, though not entirely displeased.
When Milo cut through the act completely, Zacharias exhaled a quiet breath through his nose—something like relief slipping through the cracks of his usual guarded demeanor.
“Good,” he said. “Because the cryptic nonsense gets exhausting quickly.”
He straightened a little as Milo held out his hand, gaze flicking down to it briefly before returning to his face.
“Across the pond, yeah,” Zacharias replied. “And if you call it ‘the State’ again, I’m going to assume you’re doing it just to irritate me.”
A beat—then he reached out and took Milo’s hand, his grip firm but brief.
“Zacharias Smith.”
He let go, stepping back just enough to reestablish his space, but he didn’t disengage. If anything, he looked more settled now—like he’d decided Milo was worth the time.
“And for the record,” Zacharias added, folding his arms again, “I wasn’t planning on announcing anything. But since you’ve already decided I’m… what was it—‘a magical fuck’—”
His eyes narrowed slightly, not hostile—just testing.
“Go on then,” he said. “Tell me what you actually see. No theatrics, no sales pitch.”
A faint tilt of his head.
“Let’s see how ‘legit’ you really are, Milo Hawkins.”
Milo laughed. "I've swallowed enough swords in my life; I ain't worried about impaling myself anymore," he added, wiggling a mock eyebrow at the double entendre. But as Smith and Milo's hands touched, flashes blew across Milo's internal vision. He shielded his psychic ability from most, not feeling a need yet to spy into this man's memories. But the brief contact gave him some amusing moments.
"Ok, Mr. Zacharias Smith," he replied, and shrugged, playfully. "You want legit, no theatrics? Well, then who need cards?" He made the deck disappear as well, although that was simple slight of hand, no real magic there. He looked shrewdly at the brit, as if studying him. But in truth, that was another act. He already knew what he'd say.
OK, maybe a little theatrics, Milo thought to himself with an inner chuckle.
"You're a Scorpio," he began. "Which is awesome, cuz I'm a Pisces, and we rock, go water signs," he said, raising his hand in a mock revolutionary-fist-in-the-air gesture. "You... have got a nine inch piece of wood, and I ain't talkin about the package," he added winking. "Hawthorne, I think. And you work for... The Ministry of Magic?" He raised an eyebrow. That part, he was legitimately curious about. "Now, I dunno much 'bout the UK, but that sounds a little scary." He cocked his head and shrugged again.
"So.. How 'm I doin' so far, dude?"
oh man this last weekend was ROUGH lol I barely even looked at tumblr.
but gonna slam out some replies right now! kisses on ur butts
"Extra large Sausage? Yeah, that's my order, thank you, Sir..."
"Sorry Mr. Archer, Sir... There may have been some chat now and then suggesting you might swing both directions..."
"People are talking about me?"
"I uh- well... I mean, no, just um. I mean, it was just vibes, Sir."
"I...hm," he was blushing badly as he watched the other come closer and stand before him with a presence that demanded attention. Steve was watching him, swallowing the lump in his throat as he pressed a finger to his lips and considering the situation. "Hmm...daddy wants to know a secret? Okay, well...I'm wearing a secret but you know...I can't tell you it. You'll have to look yourself."
This guy likes to play hard to get, Dom thought. But doesn't even realize it, maybe? He suspected the boy scout just needed a scout master to take charge. He started at Steve, and eyed him slowly down his body. "Look for myself, hmm? Is that consent?" he asked, a cheeky grin sly across his face.
He nodded toward the hallway. "That where the bathroom is?" he asked, changing the subject and taking a bit of a more commanding tone. "Why don't you help me clean and redress this wounds, eh, Captain?" he asked, stern but soft. "Army man like yourself, I assume you've got some combat med experience?" he walked over to his bag and pulled a small med kit out. "Unless you wanted to keep talking about secrets?"
Zach didn’t even flinch when the dagger appeared.
Which, frankly, was the most telling part.
His eyes dropped to it, slow and assessing—not wide, not startled, just… calculating. The faintest shift in his posture gave him away though, that subtle tightening like a wire pulled taut. Recognition. Not surprise.
“Right,” he exhaled softly, more to himself than Milo. “Thought so.”
His gaze lifted back up, meeting Milo’s with something sharper now—less amused, more aware.
“Well,” he said, straightening slightly and folding his arms again, “that’s certainly one way to separate the tourists from the people who know what they’re looking at.”
He tilted his head, studying Milo properly this time, like he was re-evaluating the entire situation.
“Most people go for parlour tricks,” Zacharias continued, gesturing lazily toward the dagger. “Smoke, mirrors, a bit of dramatic flair. You skipped straight to ‘dangerous object humming with actual magic’.”
A beat. His lips quirked faintly.
“Bold. I respect it.”
He leaned in just a fraction, eyes flicking over the blade with clear familiarity now.
“Elemental binding, yeah? Blue tint’s not just for show. Let me guess—responds better to intent than incantation.”
He pulled back again, one brow lifting.
“Also,” he added, dry as ever, “if you’re trying to sell that to me, you’re overshooting. I’m not in the market for something that might decide I’m unworthy and take a finger off.”
Another glance around the shop—this time more deliberate. He wasn’t browsing anymore. He was clocking things.
Then, back to Milo.
“So,” Zacharias said, tone shifting just slightly, curiosity threading through the skepticism, “are you actually going to tell me why your cards think I’m a problem, I'm always interested in a reading, or are we sticking with the mysterious shopkeeper routine?”
Milo laughed, genuinely amused. "Parlor tricks are in fact, an option," he said, and flicked his finger, balancing the dagger by the pommel with one finger, an easy trick for a circus boy like himself. He was raised in the sideshow, and knew all the tricks. "Did you want to see how deep I can swallow it, too?" he added, raising an eyebrow with a cheeky grin.
WIth a final swish, he sent the dagger back to its place in the back of the shop, and folded his arms, leaning back. He gave the stranger a long, calculating look, using all the skills he had for assessing someone. "Naw, I wasn't trying to sell you nuthin, Sir. I didn't take you for a kid in a candy store. But I did clock you as one heck of a magical fuck, he added, and sat leaned forward, relaxing on his elbows. "But its not like you're doin' nuthin' wrong, I just got a good sense for shit," he said, waving his hands in a vaguely occultic imitation. "So I figure... Why not dispense with the silly talk-around, and get to brass tacks. Yeah, this is a magic shop. But I'm the legit thing, Mister. I can do whatever tricks you like, but the magic here is real, too."
"So, you're from across the pond, right? Is that the accent I hear?" He held his hand out, over the counter, and smiled bright. "Well, welcome to the State, and to my little place here. Name's Milo, Milo Hawkins."
Levi smirked and groaned, watching Milo between his legs. "Yes baby boy. Take my jockstrap off for a musky but fun surprise," Levi replied, putting his hands behind his head, exposing his sweaty pits and also spreading his legs a little wider for Milo to better sit between.
Milo could smell Levi's sweat, and the smell of cock, and man, almost overwhelming. Behind it, the scent of fire, and smoke... It was like Levi was a bonfire, but one with a huge cock under that flimsy jockstrap. "Yes, Sir," Milo replied, and moved closer to Levi. He tugged the band of the jock down, and revealed Levi's massive dong, circumcised and topped with a heavy prince albert piercing. The smell of dick swelled, and so did Milo's own manhood, bulging his jockstrap to its limit.
"Wait..." he said, as he saw other metal. He grabbed Levi's heavy meat, turning it, and revealing new piercings underneath. "A jacob's ladder?" he said, excited. "That is so fucking cool, dude!"