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MARTY TOO?????
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watching off campus (illegally) because apparently i'll watch anything and man this show is SO amazon prime. this new era of romance genre shows is so unsettling because visually and tonally they're indistinguishable from disney but then you see boob and ass. and so deeply unsexy
schaef receiving his calder trophy today on gma :')))))))) (sorry for the shit quality)
@lukeprokop_ never meant to become a pioneer. Hockey history had other plans. Filmed over three years with unprecedented access, THE HOCKEY PLAYER follows Prokop — the first openly gay professional men’s hockey player — as he navigates the pressures of the sport, public identity, and personal resilience in his pursuit of the NHL. World Premiere — @framelinefest — June 20th
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via theultimatekegger, 5/12/26
idk why i'm getting into this but the whole basis of this joke is so fucking. homophobic. and something else that i can't quite put a word to. but the idea that straight nhl players just happen to all like golf and gay nhl players are pretending. okay
and also btw all gay people are the same and also all straight people are the same. and the reason they're the same is inherent (the sexuality they were born with) and not socialized. all nhl players were born liking golf and morgan wallen and blonde women. except for the ones who were born liking men in which case they were also born hating golf and morgan wallen. not sure why they were both born liking hockey?? has someone done the research into that. clearly it's the only overlap between these two groups.
like this is just blatant homophobia lmaoooooo what are we doing. we log on to the internet and make jokes that perpetuate what ideas?????? and yes i log on to the internet in order to be the no fun brigade. not that it even matters who even cares but also luke prokop's family owns a golf course that he would bartend at and during the off season would golf 4-5 hours a day and he can barely golf with his brother and his dad cause they're all so competitive that it would always end badly. revoking his gay card cause there's one way to be gay and he's not doing it the way twitter users can comprehend
1320 joy — game 7 win 05.03.26
They’re the same picture.
don’t know if it’s just me that finds this funny but wanting to be a lil crazy a lil wild a lil edgy by referencing that goon line. but then being scared to quote it directly. because of course the quote is (been seared into my mind for over a decade) Greek Fucking Underground Gay Porn Hard
jamie and trevor on trevor encouraging jamie, 5/7/26
poor rosco but this is so funny 😭 kenzie out here terrorizing his teammates because he’s 🅱️ored
gonna start blocking people who talk about hockey players "queerbaiting" even as a joke. setting aside arguments about real people queerbaiting generally, there's no incentive to queerbait in a homophobic environment. and considering there are real closeted athletes (quite presumably more closeted ones than out ones) the entire concept of accusing people in that same environment of sidling up to some aspect of gayness to their benefit is so batshit bananas crazy disconnected from reality and so fucking offensive as to be completely sobering and unfunny. and i will now be immediately blocking
also if you can't understand the concept of straight men making gay jokes. read feminist theory or fucking interact with a straight man for 5 minutes. they all do it, it's not a rejection of the status quo to do so, and it is often a tool of cementing their place within the hetero-patriarchy